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The Bombing of Montreal Will Commence Shortly

Posted: 2003-08-29 07:38am
by HemlockGrey
Those living around the city are advised to stay clear of the Expos' clubhouse. We will be using Larry Bowa's concentrated rage as ordnance; as it is the most potent destructive force known to man, we will, of course, be excercising no caution whatsoever.

Posted: 2003-08-29 11:04am
by Glocksman
Baseball.

Meh


BTW, the word is 'ordnance', not 'ordinance'. :P

Posted: 2003-08-29 11:29am
by Col. Crackpot
so help me god, if you hit the Molson brewery....... *shakes fist menacingly*

Posted: 2003-08-29 01:17pm
by HemlockGrey
Bah. The Expos will pay with their lives, their stadium, and their endorsements...the people of Montreal will pay with their beer!

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:02pm
by Xenophobe3691
I'm lost...what's going on?

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:04pm
by Shinova
Vorlon1701 wrote:I'm lost...what's going on?
Some sports event getting to everyone's heads probably. Meh. :)

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:11pm
by Laird
Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:16pm
by Xenophobe3691
Laird wrote:Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
Say that in the Dominican Republic and you'll get the shit beaten out of you...

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:19pm
by Sea Skimmer
Vorlon1701 wrote:
Say that in the Dominican Republic and you'll get the shit beaten out of you...
In the third world lots of shit happens.

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:19pm
by Laird
Like they know what hockey even is.. :P

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:20pm
by StarshipTitanic
Titanic's watertight compartment layout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all "professional" sports

Where's the yawn smilie?

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:22pm
by Xenophobe3691
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:
Say that in the Dominican Republic and you'll get the shit beaten out of you...
In the third world lots of shit happens.
In the first world lots of shit happens. We're just too happy to care.

Posted: 2003-08-29 05:58pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Laird wrote:Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
Here here!

*Hasek glares menacingly at baseball*

ph34r HASEK

Posted: 2003-08-29 06:13pm
by Xenophobe3691
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Laird wrote:Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
Here here!

*Hasek glares menacingly at baseball*

ph34r HASEK
What the hell...

Posted: 2003-08-29 06:16pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Vorlon1701 wrote:What the hell...
Behold mortal, and tremble, TREMBLE!

Posted: 2003-08-29 06:32pm
by aerius
Hasek the ballerina? Bwhahahaha!! He's funny! :lol:

Posted: 2003-08-29 07:11pm
by Xenophobe3691
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:What the hell...
Behold mortal, and tremble, TREMBLE!
I don't get it...

Re: The Bombing of Montreal Will Commence Shortly

Posted: 2003-08-29 07:13pm
by YT300000
HemlockGrey wrote:We will be using Larry Bowa's concentrated rage as ordnance; as it is the most potent destructive force known to man, we will, of course, be excercising no caution whatsoever.
Me sigging you.

Posted: 2003-08-29 07:14pm
by Montcalm
Vorlon1701 wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:What the hell...
Behold mortal, and tremble, TREMBLE!
I don't get it...
I think DGG has a crush on him. :lol: :lol:

Posted: 2003-08-29 07:18pm
by Xenophobe3691
Montcalm wrote: I think DGG has a crush on him. :lol: :lol:
This is SD.Net...compared to Hamel's recent debacle, that's downright tame... :D :D

Posted: 2003-08-29 09:23pm
by Andrew J.
Canada has baseball teams! :shock:

Posted: 2003-08-29 09:50pm
by Montcalm
Andrew J. wrote:Canada has baseball teams! :shock:
USA has hockey teams. :roll:

Posted: 2003-08-29 10:01pm
by Xenophobe3691
Montcalm wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Canada has baseball teams! :shock:
USA has hockey teams. :roll:
And the cultures are the same...

Posted: 2003-08-29 10:10pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Montcalm wrote:I think DGG has a crush on him. :lol: :lol:
What would make you think such a thing?!!



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My heart is reserved for the dashing likes of Kris Draper.



From Detroit, with love. :wink:

Posted: 2003-08-29 10:51pm
by HemlockGrey
Canada has baseball teams!
Yep. Losing to the Blue Jays and the Expos are the second and third most embarrasing things in baseball.