Holy Crap, ATVs ROCK!
Posted: 2003-08-30 10:57pm
I just came back from my cousins place about an hour ago, and it was one of the most exhilirating experiences of my life! Now, being from the city and having a family that doesn't have the cash to spend on stupid shit like ATVs, I don't to go out to places where I could ride them often; even if I did, I don't have one. But my cousin does. He just got two of them when he moved to a bigger house, and I was there for my Grampa's birthday. And I, at last, got to ride an ATV.
IT WAS THE GREATEST! At first I was jerky and slow; the only things I've ridden up to that point were go/golf-carts, so I wasn't quite used to the speed. By after fifteen minutes I was gunning it up and down the trails and having a blast, and then we hit the streets and HOLY SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE FAST!!!! I musta been doing 50mph down that fucking road. I could barely see with the dust in my eyes (the visor on me helmet was all cracked and stuff so I couldn't see through it), but holy god damn it was the most exhiliarating thing ever! I prolly coulda gone a bit faster (my cousin said they can top at 70mph!) but I had to look down at my feet in order to shift gears and in doing so I always turned (even if it were infinately small) and SWOOSH! I was flying off in that direction. Almost flew myself into a ditch, prolly woulda killed myself; so I kept it as high as I could without shifting gears.
I didn't wanna get off that thing. It was just too awesome. I woulda rode it till it was outta gas and I had to push it back, it was so great.
Thank you for listening to this harrowing tale of excitement, intrigue, and danger on this weeks Masterpiece Theatre: The Gnome Adventures.
It was really cool.
IT WAS THE GREATEST! At first I was jerky and slow; the only things I've ridden up to that point were go/golf-carts, so I wasn't quite used to the speed. By after fifteen minutes I was gunning it up and down the trails and having a blast, and then we hit the streets and HOLY SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE FAST!!!! I musta been doing 50mph down that fucking road. I could barely see with the dust in my eyes (the visor on me helmet was all cracked and stuff so I couldn't see through it), but holy god damn it was the most exhiliarating thing ever! I prolly coulda gone a bit faster (my cousin said they can top at 70mph!) but I had to look down at my feet in order to shift gears and in doing so I always turned (even if it were infinately small) and SWOOSH! I was flying off in that direction. Almost flew myself into a ditch, prolly woulda killed myself; so I kept it as high as I could without shifting gears.
I didn't wanna get off that thing. It was just too awesome. I woulda rode it till it was outta gas and I had to push it back, it was so great.
Thank you for listening to this harrowing tale of excitement, intrigue, and danger on this weeks Masterpiece Theatre: The Gnome Adventures.
It was really cool.