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Making Grown Men Cry.
Posted: 2003-08-31 09:46pm
by Captain Cyran
You too can make a grown man cry with just a bit of 'ATOMIC WING SAUCE'. Nothing is more painful then this and even people who regularly drink hot sauce have been seen with watery eyes, and downing the nearest liquid they could while crouching in a fetal position. Much of the substance can cause fainting, or throwing up.
Kuja can attest to the power of this sauce.
Yes, at WingFest I was working for some people who have this, the hottest sauce known, as a gift they gave me a bottle of it. It comes with a release form.
Re: Making Grown Men Cry.
Posted: 2003-08-31 09:47pm
by Kuja
Captain_Cyran wrote:You too can make a grown man cry with just a bit of 'ATOMIC WING SAUCE'. Nothing is more painful then this and even people who regularly drink hot sauce have been seen with watery eyes, and downing the nearest liquid they could while crouching in a fetal position. Much of the substance can cause fainting, or throwing up.
Kuja can attest to the power of this sauce.
Yes, you bastard. You're lucky you were in a public place or I'd have wrung your neck.
Eating that fucking wing had me literally runnig to the nearest soda vendor and downing a Pepsi as fast as possible.
Posted: 2003-08-31 10:06pm
by Xenophobe3691
Where are you guys?
Posted: 2003-08-31 10:10pm
by Captain Cyran
Vorlon1701 wrote:Where are you guys?
Western New York, around the Buffalo area.
Posted: 2003-08-31 10:12pm
by Vympel
I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Posted: 2003-08-31 10:15pm
by Xenophobe3691
Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.
Posted: 2003-08-31 10:18pm
by Agent Fisher
I can't stop laughing!!! It hurts!!
HAHaHAHA!!!
Posted: 2003-08-31 10:21pm
by Captain Cyran
Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Well you'd better hope theres a movie theater nearby when you have some of this sauce then.
This stuff is twistedly evil, here's the RELEASE FORM:
I, the undersigned, about to consume Atomic Wing sauce do hereby acknowledge that this sauce is advertised and presented as
"Eat At Your Own Risk".
Furthermore, after being aware of the most extreme degree of heat (100,000-300,000 units on the Scoville Heat Rating Scale) am willing to hold harmless Best Wings USA Inc., its owners, officers, employees and agents.
The undersigned acknowledges that he/she has read and understands the above and is giving up his/her right to recover for any acts involved with the ingestion of the above described food product.
By the way, the address is
Quaker Steak & Lube Best Wings USA
101 Chestnut St
Sharon, PA 16146
For those of you who might want to try some of this crazy shit for yourselves.
Oh, and the bottle to get to the container of the sauce has a childproof safety top. And the bottle itself says DANGER: Really hot stuff: Keep out of the hands of children and grandparents.
Posted: 2003-08-31 11:30pm
by RogueIce
Vorlon1701 wrote:Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.
Or drop stale bread on them.
Posted: 2003-08-31 11:41pm
by Andrew J.
RogueIce wrote:Vorlon1701 wrote:Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.
Or drop stale bread on them.
Or get attacked there by a cat.
Posted: 2003-08-31 11:42pm
by RogueIce
Andrew J. wrote:RogueIce wrote:Vorlon1701 wrote:
Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.
Or drop stale bread on them.
Or get attacked there by a cat.
Or misfires.
Posted: 2003-08-31 11:49pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?
Posted: 2003-08-31 11:56pm
by Captain Cyran
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?
My guess is going to the local store near you or contacting the above address I gave and asking if you can buy some.
Posted: 2003-09-01 12:14am
by Shadowhawk
Captain_Cyran wrote:This stuff is twistedly evil, here's the RELEASE FORM:
I, the undersigned, about to consume Atomic Wing sauce do hereby acknowledge that this sauce is advertised and presented as
"Eat At Your Own Risk".
Furthermore, after being aware of the most extreme degree of heat (100,000-300,000 units on the Scoville Heat Rating Scale) am willing to hold harmless Best Wings USA Inc., its owners, officers, employees and agents.
The undersigned acknowledges that he/she has read and understands the above and is giving up his/her right to recover for any acts involved with the ingestion of the above described food product.
300k Scovilles? Try 7.1 million.
http://www.firegirl.com/1331-02.html
I saw some place that had sauce that was 12 million scovilles, but I can't find the site now. It cost about $200 a bottle.
Edit - Ah, here it is.
http://www.peppers.com/itemdetails.cfm?id=3506
Posted: 2003-09-01 12:26am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
RogueIce wrote:Andrew J. wrote:RogueIce wrote:
Or drop stale bread on them.
Or get attacked there by a cat.
Or misfires.
LOL!
Posted: 2003-09-01 01:18am
by Zaia
I'm not exactly proud to say that I've made a couple grown men cry, but it had nothing whatsoever to do with hot wings.
Posted: 2003-09-01 01:45am
by Gandalf
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?
I recommend a facility with padded walls for the likes of you.
Posted: 2003-09-01 01:32pm
by Col. Crackpot
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?
hey, your proctologist called. that hole your burned through your shorts is your own dam fault.
Posted: 2003-09-01 02:03pm
by Frank Hipper
Those artificially hightened Scoville sauces are cruel and inhuman. I'll eat the occasional harbanero, but even the hottest chili in the world doesn't compare to that shit.
Evil, sez I.