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Well?

There wasn't enough room for other please state, so if that's what you choose just pick one and say it.

you're=your (doh!)

Find a willing female and fuck like a rabbit. There's no way I'm going to survive in the long run, so building a shelter is pointless.

I'd build a shelter. Even if I'm going to die, I want to do it on my terms and know I did my best to stave it off.

Hopefully, an ISD will be in orbit picking up geniuses to conscript them; if not fuck like a rabbit and pillage more of the former but I like to pillkage.

How big an asteriod? Because if it's a little piddling rock I'm going to ignore it. If it's a big planet killer, find a willing women and fuck like rabbits. Got to go out happy after all.

Sex, sex and more sex. Since i'm going to die young i want a life time's amount of it before that thing hits!

Do anything physically possible to make the government do everything it can to defeat the rock.

Depends if the asteroid is aimed directly at me. If I can't dodge it, I guess I'm screwed, but if it strikes at someone else I'll just point and laugh my ass off.

Watch the fireworks. Perhaps fuck like a rabbit beforehand, depends on how much time I have.

If Earth blows up and everyone else is dead, I would feel very lonely and bored. Maybe trying to decipher this Tome of Immortality isn't such a good idea

Accept Jesus as my saviour and ascend to Heaven. Don't hurt me nice people

Depends on where it's going to land, if it's landing in the atlantic move west and buy tons of (soon to be shore front) property on the other side of the apalachians. If it's landing in the pacific I stay put and buy tons of property inland from there. If it's landing in the Middle East I do a dance, if it's landing in Europe I do nothing. If it doesn't matter where it's landing and we're all dead well then I start joining the wild orgies, and try to get a climax just as it hits.

If the asteroid is going to make a direct hit on my area and I can't get away in time, I'm gonna have some sweet loving with my GF and any other chick who wants to join in. If it's gonna hit somewhere where it won't kill me, then I got some shooting, looting, and shelter building to do, gotta plan for the future you know.

Well it doesn't specify what the size of said asteroid is so:

small - fuck like rabbits

large - fuck like rabbits.

I'm not going to die a virgin, so....

Try and hop the nearest ship off and if i can't, fuck like a rabid. Assume that it will probably kill you unless you build a shelter. Theres a good chance you'll get off though the quality of ship you get might not be so good (read vaccuum sealed milk freighter w/ rocket and rudimentary comp control system welded on and packed with food.

I'd spare the puny humans, displacing the rock into the sun from the bridge of the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star Destroyer Gnomania's Pride.

If all else fails, fuck, fuck liked you've never fucking fucked before.

I'd hitchhike my way off the planet and using my copy of HitchHiker guide to the galaxy. If not, spread my seed as far and as wide as i can.

I'd talk to or see the people I love the most and make sure they know I love them, before I did anything else. Then I'd put my cat in a carrier and hit the road, because if I knew I had to die, I would want to do so in Brian's arms. With my cat on my lap.

Edit: Forgot to add my kitty!!!

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I'm going to go with the popular opinion here.

Have sex with everyone!



.....female.