StarDestroyer.Net BBS

mine are :

"God made man in his own image, and it would be a sad out look for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anthing like you."

"I find it as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then finding there's a gas bill attached to it."

"My God, my head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it."

"He's the most overated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 best disciple competition."

"Actually most of the men think your a prat. Ask tehm who they'd rahter meet, you or the man who cleans the Aberdeen public toilets and they'll say Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop everytime."

"Baldrick, eternitiy in the company of Belezubub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picknick compared to me, 5 minutes and this pencil"

Do you make these up, or do you get them from a specific source?

"Bobby, why does it rain?"

"It rains when God cries."

"Why would he cry?"

"Possibly you."

"If he's in there with underpants on his head and pencils up his nostrils I'll shoot him myself"

"It was a very sharp piece of kiwi fruit..."

"Remember when you spent time with that old shepherd... I was there..."
"No!"
"Yes! I was bessie! The old ewe!"
"But didn't we..."
"Yes! Like I have said, there is nothing I won't do for my country!"

You were the fastest sperm? *shakes head*

Let me guess you think the renesance was something that happened to other people

"The Davil farts in my face once again"

IG-88 ... that's *my* avatar!!!!

"Sir what do we do if we step on a mine?"

"Well the normal procedure, Baldric, would be to throw yourself up 200m in the air and disperse yourself over a large area."

Vympel thats my quote!

If two people have the same avatar, do they have to arm-wrestle and the winner takes it?

XPViking

No we flip a coin and ban one of them of course one could get a new avatar

ah but which one

we can't exactly play paper scissors rock on forums *mind boggles at that suggestion*

They could try pistols at twelve paces. :

we could see who can come up with the best insult.

Oh no! Don't even try to get up there, private! God doesn't want your ass up there! If he wanted your ass up there, he'd a MIRACLED it up there by now!

-Full Metal Jacket



Your face, your ass, what's the difference?

I joined 9 days ahead of you, Vympel. It's MINE!!!!

*clings to avatar possesively*

They actually have a Alarm Action-Figure type thing of the Full Metal Jacket drill sargeant. Real insults and demands!

hehe...sweet

"Here is a purse of money... that I'm not going to give to you"
"I am the Baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wales"

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL FUCK YOU"

This thread has been officially sabotaged

"Lord Melcitt, Lord Melcitt, intelligent and deep. Lord Melcitt, Lord Melcitt, a shame about the sheep.