hi I'm new

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-09-24 07:12pm

so hello to the waries that reside in this forum.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-24 07:13pm

Nice to meet you.

Don't let the stupidity of the Trek-tards rot your brain.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-24 07:16pm

Welcome, TO HELL PUNY MORTAL NEWBIE. HERE YOU WILL KNOW A NEW DEFINITION OF PAIN AND SUFFERING! YOUR SOUL IS NOW FOREVER FATED TO THE DARK LANDS BEYOUND THE BLACK ABYSS!

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-24 07:23pm

*points gun*

Gimme all your money.
And some chewing gum.
And something with banana on it.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-09-24 07:31pm

muhahahahahahaha my uber connie with lazer proof deflector shields, warf starfing and BDZ firepower shall own the lame 1.5c hyper drive astorid killable lamer wedges of crap.

Force chokes the newbie~Mr Bean

*Dies

Welcome new guy, keep in mind I'm the guy who will be messing with your mind from now on, Oh and I'm one of the Mods here

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-24 07:34pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:muhahahahahahaha my uber connie with lazer proof deflector shields, warf starfing and BDZ firepower shall own the lame 1.5c hyper drive astorid killable lamer wedges of crap.

Kill the Trekkie!

*leads a mob with lit torches and pitchforks*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-24 07:37pm

Evil Jerk wrote:
SWPIGWANG wrote:muhahahahahahaha my uber connie with lazer proof deflector shields, warf starfing and BDZ firepower shall own the lame 1.5c hyper drive astorid killable lamer wedges of crap.
Kill the Trekkie!

*leads a mob with lit torches and pitchforks*

Follows Evil Jerk carrying a chainsaw.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-24 07:43pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:muhahahahahahaha my uber connie with lazer proof deflector shields, warf starfing and BDZ firepower shall own the lame 1.5c hyper drive astorid killable lamer wedges of crap.

Swearing and/or a horrible fate for the new guy by Sea-skimmer deleted by Bean~Mr Bean

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-24 07:44pm

The situation is delt with boys

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-24 07:47pm

Mr Bean wrote:The situation is delt with boys

Damn it Bean, no killing my prisoners, I caught and was going to kill him, eventually, fair and square!

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-09-24 07:59pm

I shall have mmmmmmyyyyyyy reeeeveeeennnnnggggeeeee

Drops a poster which unrolls only to show "Janeway po.........."

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-24 08:04pm

SWPIGWANG is struck dead by a 200 GT turbolaser

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-24 09:11pm

Stormbringer wrote:SWPIGWANG is struck by a 200 GT turbolaser

And that was just the barrel hitting his head...

Well, welcome to the forum, try not to make a fool of yourself.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-24 09:12pm

Stormbringer wrote:SWPIGWANG is struck dead by a 200 GT turbolaser

I just love the way that this board goes so far out of its way to be helpful and supportive of new members.

metalman3797 · Post by **metalman3797** » 2002-09-25 12:40pm

hi
8=====================>
lol 4 u
jk im just messing with u

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-25 12:59pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:SWPIGWANG is struck dead by a 200 GT turbolaser
I just love the way that this board goes so far out of its way to be helpful and supportive of new members.

I try. But I just can't help but pick on the newbie trekkie. He was sking for it I tell ya..... ASKING FOR IT I TELL YOU!!!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 01:10pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
SWPIGWANG wrote:muhahahahahahaha my uber connie with lazer proof deflector shields, warf starfing and BDZ firepower shall own the lame 1.5c hyper drive astorid killable lamer wedges of crap.
Swearing and/or a horrible fate for the new guy by Sea-skimmer deleted by Bean~Mr Bean

Bean, what did Skimmer say?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 01:12pm

metalman3797 wrote:hi
8=====================>
lol 4 u
jk im just messing with u

WTF?

KILL! (SNIP repetition ad infinitum)

STOP DOING THAT.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-25 06:04pm

metalman3797 wrote:hi
8=====================>
lol 4 u
jk im just messing with u

The destroyer Arc Light patrols the seas in search of trolls and newbies..

When suddenly.. "Con Radar, unknown surface contact bearing one six five, range fifteen thousand! Contact closing rapidly." "Con ECM, T band trolling radar bearing one six five!" "Lock Mosquitoes. Fire two!"

"Target hit, she's heading for the bottom fast!"

The annoyance dealt with, Arc Light returns to her patrol.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-09-25 06:11pm

Welcome. State your allegiance:
Wong
RSA (aka Darkstar)

choosing RSA will surely result in your immediate death.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-25 06:12pm

SolidSnake wrote:Welcome. State your allegiance:
Wong
RSA (aka Darkstar)

choosing RSA will surely result in your immediate death.

I fail to see the need to ask questions before killing him.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 06:14pm

If I assassinated all the newbies, you'd have been dead long ago.