OW, Oh f***, Christ!

oberon · Post by **oberon** » 2002-09-24 09:36pm

Yesterday I stubbed my pinky toe, and now the nail is all black and getting ready to fall out.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-24 09:39pm

Ewww!!!!!

oberon · Post by **oberon** » 2002-09-24 09:43pm

Well, it's not as bad as hitting a street sign with my bus mirror at 40 mph, I guess

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-24 09:45pm

....or running into a telephone pole and needing stitches.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-24 09:48pm

i know someone that did that...on a door...

oberon · Post by **oberon** » 2002-09-24 09:49pm

Or sticking your fist down a garbage disposal and finding out that, instead of blades, they use a heavy spinning disc with lugs that simply smash your knuckles and break your hand...

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-24 09:59pm

Ummmm....

*coughBeanOrDaltonDeleteThisUselessAndDisgustingThread!cough*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-24 10:02pm

Still got the scar from where I got slashed my arm slashed in a...you don't want to know.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-24 10:07pm

...lawnmower?

And why would you be sticking your hand in a garbage disposal, exactly??? The lack of blades must be a "safety" issue...modern disposals...?

oberon · Post by **oberon** » 2002-09-24 10:21pm

In-Sink-erator brand. They pbly use lugs bec they work better and last longer than blades.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-24 10:25pm

*sigh*

No, not a lawnmower. Let's just say that in wasn't an accident, and leave it at that, unless you want to ask me privately.

Which you don't *evil glare*

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-24 10:56pm

Well, now I feel it is my duty to insist you tell what happened, considering you're trying to hide something from us. So what's it gonna be? Huh? HUH?! (pokes IG-88E with a stick)

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-24 10:59pm

Something...well...interesting...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-24 11:01pm

Verilion...Brother Monkey...please tell me that's all you're going to say.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-24 11:02pm

Twisted left middle finger (Amazing how many breaks you can get in just three falanges, and two joints) curtesy of a metal press.

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-24 11:04pm

why do people have the need to tell us these things

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-24 11:06pm

So that you can share in our pain.

After all, you get anyone invovled in any sort of really stupid things and low ang behold they will start rolling up sleves and pants, and showing off all kinds of morbid momentoes.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-24 11:10pm

The worst that ever happened to me was getting a car door slammed on two of my fingers...and I remember that I went to see Batman Returns with my family.....wow that was really a long time ago....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-24 11:13pm

I don't have any strange bodily injuries...wait, never mind!

When I was a kid, I was visiting my grandparents' house in Texas (evil Texas *hiss*

), and was jumping on a footstool that was about two feet high. I jumped off and landed wrong and broke my arm. Other than that, let's just say that I am no stranger to head injuries...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-24 11:16pm

Well most of us have some form of Morbid injury or another.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-09-24 11:20pm

One of the worst things that I've heard regarding injuries was when two guys wanted to trim a hedge using a lawnmower! Why they didn't use a hedge trimmer is beyond me. Needless to say, after hoisting up the lawnmower while it was running resulted in bits of fingers scattered all over.

XPViking

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-24 11:42pm

Hmm. I have, in the past:

*Stuck a key into an outlet and shocked into the wall opposite;
*Been hit on the top of my skull with a flat rock;
*Been hit in the forehead with a pot;
*And, just recently, I kicked my chair by accident getting out of bed last night. Still hurts like a fuck.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-25 12:59am

I didn't actually get hurt doing this, but I had a little knife mishap when I was a kid. I wanted to slice an apple, so I got out the apple and a knife. I tried to cut it it, but the knife wouldn't go in. So I pressed down on the blade with my other hand to force it down, but it only went in a little bit. Then I looked down and found out I was holding it backwards. I sure felt silly after that.

As for the worst injury I've ever had, I suppose it would be that time I got hit by a car. I still have a scar on one of my toes from that.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-25 01:01am

One night at a party...

*door opens briskly straight into my face*

me: "Shit!" [probably didn't sound at all like that due to the fact that a large door was buried halfway into my fucking mouth]

*I spin and go face first into a hardwood dining table behind me losing the better part of A (singular remarkably) tooth in the process*

[Guys on other side of the room doing some martial arts look over as I go down into a table (for some reason they though they were responsible)] Guy1: "Whoa! Cool!"
Guy2: "Jedi mind trick!""

*edit* Also I have done many other stupid things... Notably:
-Receiving a nice electrical shock while fixing a washing machine that resulted in my arm being numb for about 2 hours.
-Stacking my mountain bike on an absolutely perfectly flat bit of asphalt on the way back from a days riding, getting caught up in the clips and sliding along the road for 10m wearing my right knee down to the bone.
-Breaking each and every one of my fingers at least once.

I won't bore you with any more of my silliness.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-09-25 01:15am

Jumped a chainlink fence that didn't have the tops bent over, got my finger caught, tore it open. Burned my knee on the exhaust manifold of a lawnmower. Stubbed my right big toe badly enough to break it once, and drive the nail into and then back out of the skin once. Nailed the top of my head on a steel doorjamb, requiring a fair number of stiches.

That is all.