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Live Journals And Their Legality
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:12pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Exhibit 1:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/plasticgandalf/
Exhibit 2:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/boomshake
The second one named herself Aeris.
Her Internet handle is punishing the name of a normal human being, albeit a computer game one. The first one is making Tolkien revolve at high velocity.
There must be some sort of law against this and TOTALLY RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
The fact that no-one gives a shit doesn't even factor in when they're this bad.
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:23pm
by neoolong
Hard to believe that anybody could be that bad at English.
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:24pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
That first one was bad enough, but that second one was Eye-Rippingly Horrifying!!
I finally see a use for Yosemite Bear's 'Radioactive' warning sign...
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:26pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
It's ironic that some of the worst offenders of English are native speakers...
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:28pm
by Xenophobe3691
That first one was funny as hell, but FUCKING SHIT, that second one needs to be wiped off the face of Time itself! Jeez, she can't even use normal colors!
My LiveJournal looks a lot better than hers, and all I did was modify some tables and the background...
My LiveJournal
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:28pm
by Zac Naloen
oh dear, she writes in those journals like my girlfriend used to on MSN, you have no idea how much training she had to go under just so that i could understand what she was trying to say to me
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:28pm
by Demiurge
The colors... they burn!
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:29pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Vorlon1701 wrote:That first one was funny as hell, but FUCKING SHIT, that second one needs to be wiped off the face of Time itself! Jeez, she can't even use normal colors!
My LiveJournal looks a lot better than hers, and all I did was modify some tables and the background...
My LiveJournal
Now that's a good LJ!
Where's da Bear?
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:56pm
by Kuja
okies so wen i woke up dis morning i wuz sooo exsited becuz da welcum back danse for skool wuz tonite!!!! ^_^ i dint have a date becuz mah bf lives in anuther part of canada but my sis goez to da same skool as meh and she dint have one eether so we desided to go togethar!!! so mah daddy took meh an her to saans for kids to find us a dress and stuff!! ^_^ i lurve my dads so much!!! so mah dad piked out a grate dress for meh and it dint even cost lots of money!!! but i am a good girl for him so even if it did i wuld pick da cheeper ones becuz we dun have lots of money... X_x but dats okies becuz we get by neway!!!!
Posted: 2003-09-06 03:59pm
by RogueIce
Kuja wrote:okies so wen i woke up dis morning i wuz sooo exsited becuz da welcum back danse for skool wuz tonite!!!! ^_^ i dint have a date becuz mah bf lives in anuther part of canada but my sis goez to da same skool as meh and she dint have one eether so we desided to go togethar!!! so mah daddy took meh an her to saans for kids to find us a dress and stuff!! ^_^ i lurve my dads so much!!! so mah dad piked out a grate dress for meh and it dint even cost lots of money!!! but i am a good girl for him so even if it did i wuld pick da cheeper ones becuz we dun have lots of money... X_x but dats okies becuz we get by neway!!!!
I know some people who IM me like that.
Meh for me? Mah? Do they think they're in Naw'lins (many apologies to Ein, he can probably type it better than I) or something?
Posted: 2003-09-06 04:12pm
by Zac Naloen
people who type like that are a pet hate for me, i can't stand it because its so difficult to read, they may think its short hand... but its bloody slow to read!!
Posted: 2003-09-06 04:18pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Hmm, seems the second one is fake according to a friend who read all the comments (arguably funnier).
That girl sure did a good job at being retarded.
Posted: 2003-09-06 04:31pm
by Xenophobe3691
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Now that's a good LJ!
Where's da Bear?
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it
And what bear?
Posted: 2003-09-06 04:41pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
(this livejournal stuff reminds me... I need to advertise
my blog, maybe get some people to actually comment on stuff....)
Some people really can't type, it makes me very mad. They make all kinds of acryonyms and stuff because they're too stupid/lazy to spell out the whole phrase... that's annoying, becuase people start inventing acryonyms that noone else knows...
Posted: 2003-09-06 04:45pm
by Jadeite
I need to advertise my journal too. Im on Day 9 of the Bottled Fruit Project.
http://www.blurty.com/users/jadeite
Posted: 2003-09-06 05:08pm
by aphexmonster
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:That first one was bad enough, but that second one was Eye-Rippingly Horrifying!!
I finally see a use for Yosemite Bear's 'Radioactive' warning sign...
You want to have her offspring ... lots of her hyper intellegent offspring
Posted: 2003-09-06 05:36pm
by Xenophobe3691
aphexmonster wrote:Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:That first one was bad enough, but that second one was Eye-Rippingly Horrifying!!
I finally see a use for Yosemite Bear's 'Radioactive' warning sign...
You want to have her offspring ... lots of her hyper intellegent offspring
I'll have to flay you alive with glowing hot metal combs for even
suggesting that
anyone would want to have offspring with her...
Posted: 2003-09-06 06:23pm
by haas mark
My LiveJournal
My Blurty (which I hardly ever use)
My DeadJournal (which I also hardly ever use)
~ver
Re: Live Journals And Their Legality
Posted: 2003-09-06 07:15pm
by Andrew J.
"Hey, what sound does one make when an online journal makes one nauseous?"
"BLOG!"
And that second one is
so fake it's not even funny.
Posted: 2003-09-06 10:19pm
by The Yosemite Bear
As to the second one, I think I have found the visual equivalent of fingernails on the blackboard.....
Now to finish up the last three Hazmat signs and send them off to Rob Wilson or Kelly.....
Oy...
Posted: 2003-09-06 10:29pm
by Dalton
Jesus. Can't anyone have normal, easy to read colors?
http://www.livejournal.com/users/daltonator
Posted: 2003-09-07 01:07pm
by Xenophobe3691
Hey, I'm thinking silver on black isn't that hard to read, check mine out.
Posted: 2003-09-07 01:19pm
by Isil`Zha
That is pretty horrid writing... reminds me of this page:
http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html