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Ever have one instance where someone said something and you were the only person who found it funny, and you don't know why?

I found this line from the Simpsons funny for some reason:

"I'm going to be a Diggeridoo player!"
(Starts playing, and is taken and broken into half)
"Now it's a Diggeri-don't!"

The mental image of a turtle eating a slice of watermelon makes me laugh.

Watching others getting hit in the nuts never fails to make me laugh.

Titties McEarmuffs.

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Titmouse.

I had a friend who made this sort of...noise that always got me laughing hard. It sounded like "hoo-ha" except pronounced in such a way that I found it greatly humorous.

Death. Not just any death, but inventive, realistic deaths. Saving Private Ryan had me shitting myself with laughter.

You're a sick, sick man.

YT300000 wrote:Death. Not just any death, but inventive, realistic deaths. Saving Private Ryan had me shitting myself with laughter.

You're a really nut job. Seek help.

Originally posted by YT300000:
Death. Not just any death, but inventive, realistic deaths. Saving Private Ryan had me shitting myself with laughter.

I'm the same way.

Corny fight/horror movies. You know, the kind of Kung-Fu flicks where the hero punches some poor bastard and an obcene amount of red kool-aid starts oozing out of the hole in his chest.

Or in beggining of the Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy pulls the kid under his bed and seconds later a fire-hydrant-just-exploded amout of blood bursts through the bed--to the point where it probably weighed more than he did--and splatters all over the ceiling.

Or in the Exorcist where the girl turns her head 360 degrees. I missed the next half-hour when I was on going what through I can only call a near-death experience.

Many classic quotes come to mind. Most were said by me, and heard by few. Always good stuff, nevermind no one else gets it:

"You're not covering me, YOU'RE FUCKING NOT COVERING ME!" - to friend (over phone) during game of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory while I was trying to disarm a minefield while taking fire.

"Die, you invincible fucks!" - to no one in particular in a game of RtCW while I was trying to mow down the advancing Allies (who had temporary invinciblity from just spawning) with my MG42.

"Ze enemy is veakened!" in an unrealistic German accent + old-school radio-whine-noise-thing. Don't ask.

Then there's that scene in Black Hawk Down where the Somali is running up toward the downed Blackhawk yelling gibberish in whatever language they speak then is suddenly silenced by an M16A2 burst.

I find anything with excessive exclamation marks funny to some extent.

Footballs hitting guys in the nuts.

Oh yes, and poop. Poop makes me laugh. And farting. Hamsters too. Watching hamsters poop is hilarious.

The word 'carbunkle'

There's a video at Stileproject of this guy twirling around in a circle on one foot with his other leg sticking out and this kid running around walks right into his leg and goes down.

That makes me laugh.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Corny fight/horror movies. You know, the kind of Kung-Fu flicks where the hero punches some poor bastard and an obcene amount of red kool-aid starts oozing out of the hole in his chest.

Or in beggining of the Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy pulls the kid under his bed and seconds later a fire-hydrant-just-exploded amout of blood bursts through the bed--to the point where it probably weighed more than he did--and splatters all over the ceiling.

Or in the Exorcist where the girl turns her head 360 degrees. I missed the next half-hour when I was on going what through I can only call a near-death experience.

yeah, that nightmare scene made me snicker.

extreme irony really amuses me. theonion is the most obvious example,.

JediNeophyte wrote:Then there's that scene in Black Hawk Down where the Somali is running up toward the downed Blackhawk yelling gibberish in whatever language they speak then is suddenly silenced by an M16A2 burst.

For me it's the sceen in Black Hawk Down where the guy fires his rifle right past another guy's ears and completely deafens him with the muzzle blast. This is not long after the now-deaf guy tells the first guy to watch where he fires his damn gun. I just lost in the theatre and couldn't stop laughing.

Hmmmmmm, I probly shouldn't post this, but me and a couple of our friends got a few laughs out of this guy in my circle of friends for being such a sterotypical black guy. He shot a guy in the head and killed him while robbing a fried chicken joint.

Movie reviews.

Totally fucking WTF things, ie Arfenhouse the movie.

Pizza the Hut.

anarchistbunny wrote:Hmmmmmm, I probly shouldn't post this, but me and a couple of our friends got a few laughs out of this guy in my circle of friends for being such a sterotypical black guy. He shot a guy in the head and killed him while robbing a fried chicken joint.

I think it's clear you live in a different world than I do. I don't care if it's my very best friend, I'd report something like that. Yikes.

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