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Demolition Man.....
Posted: 2002-09-25 12:52am
by MKSheppard
I love that movie, it's so cheesy and funny as fuck at the same time......
**BZZZZZZZZT!** MKSheppard, you are fined one credit for violation
of the verbal morality statute!
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Edgar Friendly: I'm the kinda guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder "Gee, should I have a T- bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with a side order of gravy fries." I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnatti in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked, with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy Magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?
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T.V. Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000 dollars?
Little Girl: FUCK YOU, LADY!
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Lenina Huxley: Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.
John Spartan: So?
Lenina Huxley: So, now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
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Officer: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
Posted: 2002-09-25 05:06am
by Robert Treder
I agree with Mr. Sheppard on the badassness of Demolition Man, but what the fuck is this shit about "verbal morality"?
Which mod has turned retarded? Or is there some in-joke I'm simply not getting?
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:04am
by NecronLord
Its an in joke, remember the film, where you get fined for swearing, and he has no toilet paper , walks up to a fine booth, and says fuck about ten times, turns around and says "this is toilet paper"
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:59am
by Lagmonster
Yeah!
I actually had a laughing fit watching Stallone say, "You stupid fucking asshole motherfucking godamned shitfaced fucker" to the machine, collect 'half-credit fines', and go wipe his ass with them. There's symbolism there you just can't ignore.
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:11pm
by Sea Skimmer
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:23pm
by Kuja
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:37pm
by Ted
WTF?
And you blame me of post inflation.
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:43pm
by Kelly Antilles
It's a quote from the movie, Ted.
For such a good movie, it's crap on regular TV.
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:44pm
by Ted
Kelly Antilles wrote:It's a quote from the movie, Ted.
For such a good movie, it's crap on regular TV.
Ah, I dont think I've ever seen that movie.
Does it involve guys stealing guns from museum, then killing people?
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:46pm
by Kuja
acutally, yeah it does.
Good guess, man!
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:58pm
by Evil Jerk
Welsey Snipes' bad guy-who's-name-I-forget: "Wait, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?"
I remember thinking just that right before he said it.
Posted: 2002-09-25 06:59pm
by Kuja
Phoenix! That's his name: Simon Phoenix!!!! I just remembered!!!
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:02pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:acutally, yeah it does.
Good guess, man!
Does it also happen cause he killed a guy, then was cyrogenically frozen, or something?
Or am I thinking of a completely different movie?
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:06pm
by Kuja
No, you're right, that's Demo Man!
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:10pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
I had the misfortune of seeing it on TV once.
Not that I didn't like it, just that I had the misfortune of seeing it on TV.
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:11pm
by Kuja
Tisk Tisk. You must rent the video.
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:21pm
by Dirty Harry
I fucking loved that bit when Demo mans pointing a beretta at this guy on a monitor and he goes "Be well John Spartan", then John goes" Be fucked" and shoots the monitor about 13 times.
I laughed so hard I nearly had an embalism or something!
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:26pm
by Ted
IG-88E wrote:No, you're right, that's Demo Man!
Then I have seen the light!
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:27pm
by Kuja
Here comes the Train LOOK OUT!!!!!
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:48pm
by Ted
*THUD*
IG-88E, I told you to get off the tracks.
It's your won fault.
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:50pm
by Kuja
Ted, walking along one day, sees IG-88E jumping on train traks yelling "21! 21! 21!" After a moment, Ted joins IG in yelling "21!" After a moment, a train comes along. IG-88E jumps off while Ted gets pancaked. Once the train has passed, IG-88E gets back on the tracks and starts yelling "22! 22! 22!"
Posted: 2002-09-25 07:55pm
by The Yosemite Bear
I understand Completly, I had the misfortune of laughing my ass off the first time I saw Psycho the late night TV just HAD to run Ginsu commercials through the whole damn thing, even cutting into the shower scene.
Posted: 2002-09-25 08:02pm
by Kuja
hhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhaahhahahaahaaaaaaaaa!!
Im sorry, thats just really damn funny
Posted: 2002-09-25 08:40pm
by The Yosemite Bear
It jsut is.
