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Python invades work
Posted: 2003-09-07 04:20am
by The Yosemite Bear
Ok, the kids are leaving after this weekend, going back to the USSR, and the former Yugo. (I fear for them), someone introduced them to King Artur and the Holy Grail, so tonight I was stuck hearing them say "Bring out your Dead Pizzas", <some latin phrase then hitting themseves with pizza boxes/soda boxes.>, them calling our token female Yugo a witch, and other madness, including full fledged food fights etc....
in the middle of all of this, a Squirrel scurries into the center of the mess on the floor, and as the manager approched to shoo it off, I cracked "Watch it, That Squirrel has a mean streak a mile wide." The whole crew just broke out laughing (Im just glad no one tried to hand grandade the squirrel....)
Posted: 2003-09-07 11:50am
by darthdavid
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Posted: 2003-09-07 04:43pm
by HemlockGrey
You mean the former USSR, right?
....right?
Posted: 2003-09-07 05:38pm
by darthdavid
He's got a time machine.
Posted: 2003-09-08 12:55am
by The Yosemite Bear
lol
yeah the FORMER USSR,
Damn you filthy american Kah-Nee-gits
Posted: 2003-09-08 01:24am
by Typhonis 1
come back and I shall taunt you again.
Posted: 2003-09-08 01:59am
by Vertigo1
Typhonis 1 wrote:come back and I shall taunt you again.
No, no. Its "come back and I shall taunt you a second time!"
Posted: 2003-09-08 02:24am
by The Yosemite Bear
Why couldn't it have been Yuki and Magdalyn going "Spankings we need Spankings."
Posted: 2003-09-08 03:14am
by EmperorMing
So who is on a quest?
I know SDnet has one (or two...)
Re: Python invades work
Posted: 2003-09-08 10:20am
by Zoink
You should have introduced them to "Life of Brian"; you could instead be listening to them talk about Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontentia Buttox.
Re: Python invades work
Posted: 2003-09-08 05:40pm
by Vertigo1
Zoink wrote:You should have introduced them to "Life of Brian"; you could instead be listening to them talk about Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontentia Buttox.
"GO HOME ROMANS!"
Posted: 2003-09-08 05:48pm
by DPDarkPrimus
In Soviet Russia, crazy squirrels gernade YOU!
Posted: 2003-09-08 05:49pm
by EmperorChrostas the Cruel
"Then comes the oral sex! Yes, Yes, The oral sex!"
"Oh shit!"
Posted: 2003-09-08 05:53pm
by 2000AD
"Can't i have a little bit of temptation?!?!?!?!"
"OK, so apart from sanitation, roads, public safety, <some more stuff that i've forgotten> .... What have the Romans ever done for us ?!!?!"
"Spare some money for an ex-leper?"
Posted: 2003-09-09 01:59am
by The Yosemite Bear
That is an EX-Falcon.
Posted: 2003-09-09 02:03am
by fgalkin
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-09-09 03:34am
by InnerBrat
Vertigo1 wrote:Typhonis 1 wrote:come back and I shall taunt you again.
No, no. Its "come back and I shall taunt you a second time!"
y'know, if you're going to correwct people's quotes, at least do it right.
now go away or I will taunt you a second time!
Posted: 2003-09-09 08:18am
by El Moose Monstero
This man commands the cwack legions, he wanks as high as any in Wome...
Oh, I see, running away eh? You yellow bastards, come back here and take what's coming to yah! I'll bite your legs off...
You manky Scots git.
I'm warning you...
What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Oh, I could go on, had a Monty Python fest yesterday, and discovered that trying to get through the best-of-python boxset on limited time to show all the best sketches runs into a problem when you discover that the reason it's called the best-of, is because it is the best-of...
*800 yard hedgehog appears over thread*
Dinsdale?
Posted: 2003-09-09 08:48am
by His Divine Shadow
HemlockGrey wrote:You mean the former USSR, right?
Thats what we want you think, capitalist pig-dog!
Posted: 2003-09-09 02:16pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Yeah, who knows how long the present gov. will last....