English Paper Due Tomorrow

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-09-25 05:11am

It's 2:07 in the AM, I have work at 10:00, and a four page draft about violence in the media is due at 19:00. Needless to say, I haven't even begun to write it.

Should I:

a) Get cracking! Double check the printer's ink level, make sure the word processor is set up to MLA standards, and hammer that sucker out!

b) Scrawl out two pages in thirty minutes. It's only a draft, after all.

c) Fuck it.

I'm thinking about starting on option 'b' right now, but 'c' is looking mighty fine...

That is all.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-25 05:13am

Bx2 is prolly a better option.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-25 07:02am

how old are you?

under 16 option C
over option A

metalman3797 · Post by **metalman3797** » 2002-09-25 12:18pm

C! thats what i do

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-25 12:47pm

NecronLord wrote:how old are you?

under 16 option C
over option A

You have any idea how random this is...?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-25 02:15pm

You have any idea how random this is..?

Not very, we have quite a few smart people here so it was inevtable that somone would turn to the board in thier time of need seeking our guidance and wisdom

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-25 03:44pm

verilon wrote:
NecronLord wrote:how old are you?

under 16 option C
over option A
You have any idea how random this is...?

I am the Supreme arbiter, all my descisions are ARBITRARY

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 03:49pm

Blather on about whatever you want and say it's cultural. They'll give you credit.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-09-26 04:57am

My personal inclination is C, with a healthy dose of abuse directed at any fool who tries to make you do your work. But since you're not a dysfunctional dog, I recommend B.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-09-26 05:06am

Yeah, I ended up writing the entire thing in the thirty minutes I had in between work and school. It's just a draft, after all.

By the way, I'm 18. My paper was surprisingly good considering the shit topic. And since I've been reading Wong's and others writings on logic ever since I found his site in June of 2000, I was able to more effectively pick apart the arguments against media violence.

I really wanted to cite Seanbaby's articles on media violence:
http://www.seanbaby.com/news/col-lawsuit.htm
http://www.seanbaby.com/news/jackass.htm
http://www.seanbaby.com/news/nike.htm
But, I decided against it...to present his arguments, I'd have to clean up his language and remove the humor, which would defeat the purpose.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-26 08:02am

Ahh Media Violence always a fun topic