From a conversation yesterday:
"Of course I keep having words put in my mouth, I have to keep it wide enough to fit my feet in." - Me.
Sig quote up for grabs...
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I thought that some people who I've had raging arguments with might appreciate it.
Would you prefer:
This Guy: George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are just clones.
Me: Yeah...
This Guy: So are John Howard and Simon Crean.
Me: Sounds like the Illuminati have just stopped trying.
Or:
This Guy: The clones are manufactured using rapid aging technology in a jointly operated American-Israeli base under the great pyramid in Egypt where they found Atlantean technology. Its linked to Israel by giant underground tunnels.
Me: And the Israelis complain about a few little tunnels from Gaza...
Would you prefer:
This Guy: George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are just clones.
Me: Yeah...
This Guy: So are John Howard and Simon Crean.
Me: Sounds like the Illuminati have just stopped trying.
Or:
This Guy: The clones are manufactured using rapid aging technology in a jointly operated American-Israeli base under the great pyramid in Egypt where they found Atlantean technology. Its linked to Israel by giant underground tunnels.
Me: And the Israelis complain about a few little tunnels from Gaza...
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Those are all fairly stupid. Anyway I like my current quote.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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This I like, I claim it in the name of Gandalf.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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That is really funny. Perhaps it's an Australian thing to find it amusing?weemadando wrote:From a conversation yesterday:
"Of course I keep having words put in my mouth, I have to keep it wide enough to fit my feet in." - Me.