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Happy fuckin' birthday to me.
Posted: 2003-09-07 11:35pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
I hate 7 September. I'm getting old. I think it's time to get drunk,<Censored> and laid in no particular order. (Preferably simultaneously.)
No discussing illegal activity~ Stormbringer
Posted: 2003-09-08 12:00am
by Zaia
*kisses Raoul softly on the lips*
Don't be a sourpuss on your birthday. That's no fun.
Posted: 2003-09-08 02:41am
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Zaia wrote:*kisses Raoul softly on the lips*
Don't be a sourpuss on your birthday. That's no fun.
Aw... you know, you're makin' it real difficult to pull off the "aging disgracefully" routine. Thanks, sweetheart.
Posted: 2003-09-08 06:30am
by Batman
On behalf of all of us who are 32 and older... *delivers a Looney-Toons-style hypersmackage upon Raoul Duke Jr.*
While you are old enough to drink legally,you are NOT old enough to complain about old age legally.
Sorry, couldn't resist. Happy birthday, Raoul!!!
Posted: 2003-09-08 06:36am
by InnerBrat
*wonders what Stormie censored*
Posted: 2003-09-08 06:44am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
innerbrat wrote:*wonders what Stormie censored*
Probly something I like doing. Remember kiddies, it's a plant, not a demon!
Posted: 2003-09-08 06:46am
by InnerBrat
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Probly something I like doing. Remember kiddies, it's a plant, not a demon!
Don't spoil my mental images by such mundane activites. My imagination has Raoul
<censored>,
<censored>, than finishing it all of by
<censored> with a giant
<censored>.
Posted: 2003-09-08 09:23am
by EmperorMing
Happy B-day, dude!!
Posted: 2003-09-08 10:59am
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Danke, danke. Yes, I finally did manage to go out and get <censored> in the back of a <censored> <edited>, and woke up this morning with a monumental <censored>, which still hasn't subsided yet.
Posted: 2003-09-08 04:26pm
by LadyTevar
Happy Belated Birthday, Raoul. *blows kiss*
Posted: 2003-09-08 04:28pm
by aphexmonster
Well i hope your brithday was better than mine
...
Posted: 2003-09-08 04:29pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
[Expletive Deleted]?!
Posted: 2003-09-08 05:57pm
by Zaia
innerbrat wrote:Don't spoil my mental images by such mundane activites. My imagination has Raoul <censored>, <censored>, than finishing it all of by <censored> with a giant <censored>.
ROTF
So, Raoul, what did you do or not do on your birthday? Was it really
that bad?
Posted: 2003-09-08 07:18pm
by Andrew J.
Happy birthday, Raoul. Just don't let the <censored> jokes get old.
Whoops, too late.
Posted: 2003-09-09 06:37am
by Gandalf
Happy birthday Raoul.
May you not get hit by a steamroller.
Posted: 2003-09-09 12:17pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Gandalf wrote:Happy birthday Raoul.
May you not get hit by a steamroller.
A thing fervently to be pursued. (
Not getting hit by a steamroller, that is.)
Actually, I didn't do much of anything to celebrate the 28th example of the Grim Reaper's inattentiveness. Which is to say, I didn't really go out of my way to
exploit said inattentiveness this year. Maybe I'm getting lazy in my old age.
There was a small comfort against old age, though -- I got carded!
Yay! (One sign of growing up, if not growing old, is that you're
happy to be carded -- somewhere over the quarter-century mark, it goes from insult to annoyance to pure flattery.)