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I would be the Movie Theatre Mangler, and I would kill people that caused incessant ruckus at movies. Talking, laughing extremely annoyingly, answering cell phones, all of these would introduce you to the sharp end of my hatchet.

/bordum on

I would be the Sci-Fi Message Board Bludgeoner.

I would kill cereal of course, what else would a cereal killer kill? Oh...you said "Serial" not "Cereal"...nevermind...

I would start with Captain Crunch, then work my way to Tony The Tiger and the Trix Rabbit.

Durandal wrote:I would start with Captain Crunch, then work my way to Tony The Tiger and the Trix Rabbit.

Oh God, the puns just keep coming in...

I dunno, I'd start maybe with those annoying asses who have to scream on the bus or something...

I would be a serial killer of serial killers.

Mob leaders, terrorists, rapists, child abusers. All would feel the wrath of my mallet.

I prefer WMDs over silly serial killing rituals to get rid of the undesired people.

Zoink wrote:I would be a serial killer of serial killers.

In other words, you'd commit suicide.

I would have a job for life,there are many criminals to kill.
Rapists,paedophiles,biker gangs,mafiosi,lawyers and politicians.

Durandal wrote:

Zoink wrote:I would be a serial killer of serial killers.

In other words, you'd commit suicide.

Eventually

You mean I have to choose?

Anyone who talks loudly with a cellphone. Oh yes.

Highway murderer of slow drivers.

After careful rethinking....

Everyone.

Nazis. I hate those guys. Not the nazi wannabes, either. I'm talking full card-carrying members of the Nazi party.

Everyone I could get my hands on.

So many choices!

Would I be a John Wayne Gacey/Bob Burdella gay bondage predator? Naw. It's been done.

Would I be a horrific random "get 'em in their sleep" family killer? Naw. Again, it's been done.

A Jeffery Dahmer/Ed Gein style cannibalistic sex ritual murderer? Now, that is a little more unique, but not unique enough.

Maybe I could pick prostitutes at random...Oh hell, that's as common as grass, now isn't it!

I got it! I'll be a "Natural Born Killers" style roadside mass murderer! I even live in a state were they film all that nice scenery to commit atrocities in!

Rappers. They just annoy me, and world would be a much nicer place for me without them and their crappy music...

Posbi wrote:Rappers. They just annoy me, and world would be a much nicer place for me without them and their crappy music...

Not music, noise pollution

I think I have started and then abandoned a fanfic about that.

simple really, take cue from the movie "M", & "Boondock Saints" they are worse then I am, they choose this life, I can't help myself, and only go after those that deserve to die, give me your abusers of women and children, your armed thugs, your wicked and your currupt. I shall deal with them in a most fitting manner. Ok and the token Tony Bennet refrence I will have to leave a heart is San Francisco, under neath the golden gate....

Anyone who caught my interest, most likely.

Whoever I was mad at the moment I had the urge to kill, most likely.

All those people who deserve to be dead.

All the bad teachers in my school. And all the black girls who like to yell real loud right behind me. That's annoying.