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Police called after 80-year-old woman visits disco
Posted: 2003-09-09 01:54pm
by BoredShirtless
Police called after 80-year-old woman visits disco
September 3, 2003
Police were called to a discotheque in the German town of Duisburg after an 80-year-old woman sat herself down at the club's bar in the early hours of the morning.
The disco's owners alerted police who sent two officers around.
After the woman explained she simply wanted to visit a disco, she was left to continue her stay.
"She ordered a cola with schnapps," the police report said.
Posted: 2003-09-09 01:57pm
by Kuja
Errrrrr.....okay....
*snicker*
Posted: 2003-09-09 03:25pm
by neoolong
What the hell?
Was the disco closed or something?
Posted: 2003-09-09 03:27pm
by Dalton
neoolong wrote:What the hell?
Was the disco closed or something?
Probably assumed she had dementia or some other illness.
Posted: 2003-09-09 03:32pm
by Stormbringer
Well, if you're going to the disco at 80.....
Posted: 2003-09-09 04:03pm
by SyntaxVorlon
She was just having a drink for her birthday, and decided to get down and get funky. However the rest of the crowd being young were deathly afraid of anyone of former generations making a sexual being of themselves, because they remind them of granny. So they pulled her off.
Posted: 2003-09-09 05:19pm
by The Cleric
Wow. They called when she wasn't being disruptive or showing signs of mental instability. Just for being old.
Posted: 2003-09-09 05:24pm
by Xenophobe3691
Dammit man,
I JUST ATE!!!
Anyhow, while she does have every right to be there, I don't think the club owners want an 80 year old lady hanging out in their nightclub. It'd scare away the customers who don't wanna be reminded that someone like their grandma (or who is their grandma) is also a sexually motivated human being.
Pukealicious...
Posted: 2003-09-09 11:10pm
by EmperorMing
Too funny!!
Reminds me of one of the movies about Studio 54...
Posted: 2003-09-09 11:34pm
by Gandalf
Heh, good way to stick it to those young hooligans.
Posted: 2003-09-10 07:58am
by Lagmonster
Just because we get older, doesn't mean we don't wanna get funky no more.
Frankly, I've started getting stares from teens when I turn up at *movie theatres* for traditionally teen-hangout movies. Thankfully, no one has become unreasoningly paranoid and called the cops on me yet, but I can only assume it'll be a matter of time before one of my wrinkles lashes out at them and ruins a makeout session, and then, well, there's just no alternative to legal action, is there?
Posted: 2003-09-10 08:07am
by Sriad
It's a good thing I lost the last of my hair back in 1890, else my beard would be pretty long and dangerous by now.
Posted: 2003-09-10 08:08am
by BoredShirtless
Lagmonster wrote:Just because we get older, doesn't mean we don't wanna get funky no more.
Frankly, I've started getting stares from teens when I turn up at *movie theatres* for traditionally teen-hangout movies. Thankfully, no one has become unreasoningly paranoid and called the cops on me yet, but I can only assume it'll be a matter of time before one of my wrinkles lashes out at them and ruins a makeout session, and then, well, there's just no alternative to legal action, is there?
I suggest a bag and some scissors.
Posted: 2003-09-10 08:19am
by Admiral Valdemar
AGEISM!
If I'm 80 and want to do the Funky Chicken at the local nightclub then I'll damn well do it, no law to stop me, dammit!
Posted: 2003-09-10 05:04pm
by Frank Hipper
The true crime here is that she was drinking schnapps and coke.
Other than that abomination, way to go granny!
