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I'm evil enough, I have more posts than some mods. Yet Cpt. Frank Evil Jerk and Crown surpase me in modship. Damn it.

Crap, I'm gonna get a shitty title now aren't I?

anarchistbunny wrote:I'm evil enough, I have more posts than some mods. Yet Cpt. Frank Evil Jerk and Crown surpase me in modship. Damn it.

Crap, I'm gonna get a shitty title now aren't I?

That ain't fair or right, brother. We're twice as evil as any of those jerks!

I object, I am ten times as evil and jerky as any of you, by virtue of my name.

And I'm more like a sub-mod anyway, the Horsemen even got our evil dominion over SLM taken away!

However, feel free to vent your anger against the full mods, they deserve it.. that's a joke please don't ban me..

Excuse me, But I take the cake when it comes to evil. If evil is the requirement for modship, than only I can be considered.

But saddly you don't pass the swear filter or income test(How large a bribe can you offer Wong ) plus you don't know Data's middle name, all the names of the actors who played the Three Stoogies and you never set out on a pilgramge to Mike's House, drinking only from Kegs of Candian Beer which you had to bring with you

Tis not an easy task to become a Moderator

You're not evil, you're 'misguided'

Evil Jerk wrote:I object, I am ten times as evil and jerky as any of you, by virtue of my name.

WHAT! I'm Anarchist Bunny, the greatest creation of the Mexican government Brainwashed Nazi Scientists, and recently I became the Evil Pink Bunny of the Triforce. I am FAR more sadistic then you.

I thought that was PIMP of the Triforce

Nah, thats just something I did.

right.....*motions for staightjacket*

Azeron wrote:Excuse me, But I take the cake when it comes to evil. If evil is the requirement for modship, than only I can be considered.

*Thwap* Your not man enough to piss in a urinal, much less look in my direction and utter those words. For the rest of ya. Pipe down. I've still got one big stick I didn't get to use on Darkstar, and I'm sure it's more than enough to handle yall. Besides, everyone knows I'd be the most feard moderator on the internet. You may ban at will commander!

Mr Bean wrote:But saddly you don't pass the swear filter or income test(How large a bribe can you offer Wong ) plus you don't know Data's middle name, all the names of the actors who played the Three Stoogies and you never set out on a pilgramge to Mike's House, drinking only from Kegs of Candian Beer which you had to bring with you

Tis not an easy task to become a Moderator

You did all that Bean? Me I just sent him a private message. Some people were born to do things the hard way.

You did all that Bean? Me I just sent him a private message. Some people were born to do things the hard way.

Who said I did any of that?

It was rather Ironic that I just asked Wong and he said yes for some bizzard IRONIC reason, normaly he makes people jump through flaming hoops

Mr Bean wrote:But saddly you don't pass the swear filter or income test(How large a bribe can you offer Wong ) plus you don't know Data's middle name, all the names of the actors who played the Three Stoogies and you never set out on a pilgramge to Mike's House, drinking only from Kegs of Candian Beer which you had to bring with you

Tis not an easy task to become a Moderator

Thats easy for me, he couldn't be more than a 10 minute drive from me.

You can be evil too. Just live and read backwards.

Posts don't make you evil. You're only truly evil when your post count is 666.

Some people here may be eviler then me. However no one can compare to my well-organized and internally consistent world domination plan.

Sea Skimmer wrote:Some people here may be eviler then me. However no one can compare to my well-organized and internally consistent world domination plan.

My plan is far more consistent and thought out and also very realistic.

Bah, you set the bar to high and are destined to fail, Now plans for the Off-Topic forums are meaningless enough that they can't fail.

anarchistbunny wrote:Bah, you set the bar to high and are destined to fail, Now plans for the Off-Topic forums are meaningless enough that they can't fail.

Aim so low no one will care if you succeed.