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In Chronological Order

Matilda: With Sniper Rifle, and Semi-Automatic pistol (Leon/THe Professional)

Taffy Cane: Armed with Martian Pistol (Mars Attacks)

Padme: Armed with royal Blaster (TPM or AotC)

Battleground Stalingrad

Alternate:

Professional II: GTA3, takes down the Russian Mob Matilda (Hey it's all over the network buzz.)

WTF???? Im confused.

Where the other one is, No one seems to remember a 12 year old Natile Portman playing a 13year old hitwoman named Matilda, in the Movie Leon (Released in the United States as "The Professional"

Now, fans have been waiting for the sequel.

Portman is saying she will think about it after she's done with Ep III.

The first script treatment has the Grown Up version of her character, in Catholic College student wear, killing baddies, and blowing shit up with a rocket launcher.

Hey, that was a good movie. It had a very perverse but interesting bad guy in it. The corrupt cop was going on a killing spree, shooting up everyone in sight, (even young children!) and then all of a sudden stopped when he reached the father of the family. Why? He was listening to one of Beethoven's overtures in his mind. As we all should know (glares at all non-classical music listeners), some of Beethoven's overtures start out really intense and then mellow out. That's why he stopped his rampage. And he explained this to the guy he was going to shoot. Strange indeed.

Yes, I love the ffilm

I also like what I have read about what they are thinking on doing with the sequel if they can get Ms. Portman to shoot.

What, is she going to hear Mendelssohn in her mind as she destroys her local bus station with an RPG? LOL

Reportably she takes a break from College, at an All Girl's Catholic School, to go to work for her Mob Boss, after the Russians muscle in killing men women and children (Likely playing Rochmoninoff or Tiachaski in their heads). This killing of little kids pisses Matilda off, she does some cleaning, hey this is the same people responsible for La Femme Nakita, The 5th Element, and the new movie "The Transporter". From what we have heard there is a lot of Matiida stunt-Fu, guns, knives, and rocket launchers.

I wonder how they would shoot to Rachmaninoff....

(Plays Prelude No. 5 in G Minor after reading post.)

Well, they have to shoot in bursts of three for the rythm in conjunction with single shotgun blasts for the melody...and silenced weapons for the pianissimo passages. There ya go. This is my Prelude No. 1 for piano and conventional weapons, otherwise known as the "Mindless Violence" Prelude.

And Rachmoninoff is so romantic we might even see a love scene out of this....

IG-88E wrote:WTF???? Im confused.

When are you not confused?