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I made Jedi Knight and never realized it until now! LOL Ok, this is my 514th post for the record.

(Starts meditating.)

Welcome, Jeedai!

*Another five hundred Vong warriors shred their disguises and draw weapons, surrounding IG-88E, a trio of frigate analogs can been seen cruising the atmosphere above, launching Skips*

"Prepare to die Infidel!"

The werebear alliance, calls upon all of the the forces of nature, wind blowing back the bug granades, bolts of lighting shatter coral skimmers, when all is lost, Colin, changes form, horrifing and majestic, the Vong now know fear as the Great Dragon emerges before them with a terrible noise, the bellow knocks the assembled war host from their feet, before the breath reduces them to ash.

(Breaks out of meditative crouch.)
(Makes a super back flip over the hordes of Yuzzahn Vong warriors and lands behind the leader.)
(Whips out lightsaber, ignites the blue blade, and holds it to the Vong's neck, Windu style.)

Eh...yeah that works too.

Jedi can also hitch ride on dragons

Hell, I went over a hundred posts without noticing that I'd hit Jedi Knight.

It'd be like in Dune where the rebel guys rode the huge worms.

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:The werebear alliance, calls upon all of the the forces of nature, wind blowing back the bug granades, bolts of lighting shatter coral skimmers, when all is lost, Colin, changes form, horrifing and majestic, the Vong now know fear as the Great Dragon emerges before them with a terrible noise, the bellow knocks the assembled war host from their feet, before the breath reduces them to ash.

The dragon side disappears in a shower of blood and gore as the first Brimstone missiles explode against it.

A PLUTO SLAM then shoots past, gone before anyone could perceive its arrival. What little survives the mach 3 shockwave and radioactive exhaust is wiped out by the 1 megaton thermonuclear bomb it drops.

An anti magic force shield protects it as the missile streaks away, using its modified programming and sensors to actively hunt targets.

The ground it's self heaves, and the army at the edge, looks about, even the radioactive fallout is absorbed, The sludge rises up, tsunami-like crashing down on the sea skimmer, darkness abounds....

*Did you think I would forget, as you have forgoteen, the outer form is merely a fascade*

at once the light of a thousand, thousand suns burts at once around the enemy.

streching the mind beyond all lengths of the universe.

*I never FORGET!*

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:The ground it's self heaves, and the army at the edge, looks about, even the radioactive fallout is absorbed, The sludge rises up, tsunami-like crashing down on the sea skimmer, darkness abounds....

*Did you think I would forget, as you have forgoteen, the outer form is merely a fascade*

at once the light of a thousand, thousand suns burts at once around the enemy.

streching the mind beyond all lengths of the universe.

*I never FORGET!*

High above an orbital battle station's computer finally decided it was time to show its true power. Its powered up its primary anti logic beam cannon, a weapon devastatingly effective aginst anytarget.

By the time the blast finished two seconds later, more then fifty square miles of the earths surface where gone, not vaporized or destroyer, but utterly annihilated and erased by the searing power of the anti logic to a depth of nearly a kilometer. No life remained, nothing remained.

...and a lone X-Wing swooped out of the planet's atmosphere with a Jedi Knight in it looking for revenge...but only after he gathers his friends at an undisclosed hyperspace rally point. The X-Wing enters hyperspace before Sea Skimmer's forces can even track it's trajectory.

The commander, turned around and saw something, frightening, a balding human in a chef's outfit.

You know you should never use anti-logic on a power of Chaos. It just makes us stronger. Isn't that right my Mon Cal friend.

Suddenly Sea Skimmer noticed that he was now a Mon Calimari, surrounded by boiling water, lemon and butter saunce.

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:The commander, turned around and saw something, frightening, a balding human in a chef's outfit.

You know you should never use anti-logic on a power of Chaos. It just makes us stronger. Isn't that right my Mon Cal friend.

Suddenly Sea Skimmer noticed that he was now a Mon Calimari, surrounded by boiling water, lemon and butter saunce.

Unfortunately, for them, Chaos did not fully comprehend the properties of anti logic, either in its use for power generation or weaponry. In there greed for power they had collected far too much. As the threshold was exceeded the anti logic reached critical mass, obliterating all Chaos.

All returned too normal afterwards.

ROFLMFAO!!!

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:...and a lone X-Wing swooped out of the planet's atmosphere with a Jedi Knight in it looking for revenge...but only after he gathers his friends at an undisclosed hyperspace rally point. The X-Wing enters hyperspace before Sea Skimmer's forces can even track it's trajectory.

They did however have time to activate the Multi Spector 50000 light year range interdiction field, which femo seconds later yanked the X-Wing back into real space with a destroyed hyperdrive.

Shortly after a intergalactic space cow came upon the drifting fighter and ate it, crushing and killing its lone Jedi occupant.

All returned too normal afterwards.

I made Jedi Knight and never realized it until now! LOL Ok, this is my 514th post for the record.

(Starts meditating.)

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:

All returned too normal afterwards.

I made Jedi Knight and never realized it until now! LOL Ok, this is my 514th post for the record.

(Starts meditating.)

Very well, the TGOD may end, for now

And the Personal Cook for the Chaos God of Mischief call it Loki, Tai-Malice, Raven, Coyote, Pan, or what ever, the eternal joker exists.

Wow, tihs thread got off topic in only about 2 posts. But, considering there was nothing to talk about, I'm not suprised. So, keep discussing whataever your discussing, and have fun, until this thread is locked. I mean, this is my 4th post today on the subject...

Why would this thread be locked? The original intent of it was for people to basically have fun and go off on a wild tangent. It's not like a debate or something that was turned into spam.

Techicaly it could be called post count inflating, though mostly its messing around ATM, Till then(While its just funny screwing around) it will be left open

*watches the chaos and wants to join in, but decides to go get a snack and just watch*

Spam more IG-88, funny only!

This town an't big enough for the three of us, Get ready to die!
WAIT! ....Three? What are you talking about?
Don't you have a brother, looks like you?
Brother? no I'm an only child
Ah, Then I got no beef with you, have a nice day

Cookie to the person who names where's thats from

Thank you for reopening the thread, Bean.