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Where the hell is Marina?

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:01pm
by LordShaithis
I mentioned making her Secretary of State in the "If you were President" thread, and it occurred to me that I haven't seen a post from her in forever. So I checked, and she hasn't posted since the 4th. Anyone know what's up?

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:02pm
by haas mark
She's prolly just "away."

~ver

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:04pm
by aerius
Touching herself at night I think...but I could be wrong....

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:05pm
by Joe
She's in and out.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:08pm
by Darth Wong
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:10pm
by aerius
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
She comes and she goes....

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:11pm
by Hamel
She posted in Spacebattles recently, so I don't think she lost her butt or anything

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:11pm
by Montcalm
Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Then i too must have a dirty mind,but i thought more like on and off if you know what i mean. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:11pm
by RedImperator
Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Hmm, dildo action is a bit of a stretch from just that one line. I say filthy mind, not that I mind the mental picture.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:13pm
by Joe
Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Sure.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:13pm
by aerius
RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Hmm, dildo action is a bit of a stretch from just that one line. I say filthy mind, not that I mind the mental picture.
Yeah, it's a pretty nice mental picture. From what my GF tells me Marina's a babe.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:14pm
by Joe
RedImperator wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Hmm, dildo action is a bit of a stretch from just that one line. I say filthy mind, not that I mind the mental picture.
Oh no, Mike hit it on the head.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:17pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Marina leaves, Marina returns. She is like the wind blowing in from the sea, no?

Marina has a habit of disappearing unannounced, then abruptly reappearing as if she had never left. I don't see anything wrong with such unpredictable behavior, except that it makes the weak-minded confused and the dirty-minded aroused. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:18pm
by CmdrWilkens
Darth Wong wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:She's in and out.
Is that supposed to be a clever sexual reference to lesbian dildo action? Or do I just have a filthy mind?
Both, you and Durran have equally filthy minds. Of coutrse that's half the reason why we come here.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:21pm
by The Duchess of Zeon
Got distracted, stop. Continue speculation, stop. Am amused, stop.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:22pm
by Howedar
LOL

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:23pm
by Pablo Sanchez
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Got distracted, stop. Continue speculation, stop. Am amused, stop.
Well, I tend to think she was in Barcelona plotting with Catalan militants to launch a coup and gain self rule.

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:24pm
by aerius
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Got distracted, stop. Continue speculation, stop. Am amused, stop.
Hmmm...so she was touching herself at night. The "got distracted" & "am amused" part just gave that away. :P

Posted: 2003-09-16 11:59pm
by Sea Skimmer
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Well, I tend to think she was in Barcelona plotting with Catalan militants to launch a coup and gain self rule.
AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!

*Goes off to check the arsenals and magazines*

Posted: 2003-09-17 12:28am
by LordShaithis
Sea Skimmer wrote:AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!
Prepared to join her glorious army of conquest, you mean, right? :twisted:

Posted: 2003-09-17 12:35am
by Darth Wong
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!
Prepared to join her glorious army of conquest, you mean, right? :twisted:
You obviously missed the part of the Marina doctrine which involves ritually castrating all of her male lieutenants. I hope you haven't grown too attached to your hardware ...

For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!

Posted: 2003-09-17 12:41am
by Dalton
Darth Wong wrote:For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!
This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for shooting, this is for fun!

Posted: 2003-09-17 12:43am
by Sea Skimmer
Darth Wong wrote: For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!
Cowardly fool, I intend to seek and destroy the enemy in mobile warfare. Really think a mere bunker will save you? I suggest you invest in at least HAB Citadel Fortress Bastion of supreme endurance and firepower to withstand her siege efforts.

*Mounts horse/tank*

Posted: 2003-09-17 12:44am
by XaLEv
I guarantee you it has something to do with the Interesting Times Gang.

Posted: 2003-09-17 01:08am
by Frank Hipper
Sea Skimmer wrote:*Mounts horse/tank*
Aiiii! Aiii! The Great Leader has revealed his perversion to the masses! :lol: