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That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please

And with that, GALE Force recruits its first Kiwi.

BoredShirtless wrote:And with that, GALE Force recruits its first Kiwi.

Who said I was gay or bi? I just want to see proof.

Now where's that bloody icon....ah, here it is

BoredShirtless wrote:Now where's that bloody icon....ah, here it is

Yeah, ok, like, whatever.
Now, Provide evidence that a request for evidence of a claim is a 'self outing', otherwise your claim is nothing but semantics.

"People running out of things to talk about at SDN? You must be joking..." I said to him. He hit me with a brick and put me back in my cell.

What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net

Woah! I see behind your face! Take a seat Mr.Mackey, and let's begin your session!

• You marvelled out aloud at the supposed size of SirNitrams cock. That's ok, and if that was that then they'd be no dramas here. However...
• You then asked him for pics of his cock. Sure you tried dressing it using the Emoticon, but we all saw through that happy bullshit. Every straight man knows a request for nude pics to another straight man can only be answered one way; a punch to the face.

In summary, you have an obsession for cock. You're gay.

Montcalm wrote:What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net

Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.

The_Lumberjack wrote:

Montcalm wrote:What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net

Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.

You keep meat and potatoes in a salad box?

BoredShirtless wrote:

The_Lumberjack wrote:

Montcalm wrote:What kind of man would be screwed-up enough to post a picture of his cucumber on Sd.net

Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.

You keep meat and potatoes in a salad box?

No, we keep cucumbers in the salad box.

The_Lumberjack wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote:

The_Lumberjack wrote: Oh, you have no idea how close I was to raiding the salad box with my digital camera... I'm still having to fight the urge now.

You keep meat and potatoes in a salad box?

No, we keep cucumbers in the salad box.

Yeah well what're your balls then? Meat == cock, potatoes == balls

Tomatoes, probably, but we're drifting somewhat from the point, originally, it was supposed to be a nice little joke about posting a picture of my cucumber, we appear to have got bogged down with the details...

Ok, I'll go first. My cucumber:

Dressed cucumber

spamity pic inlined and dressed

See, we've explained it now, it lacks the initiative and wittiness that may possibily have been generated if we hadn't just devoted half a thread to it.

*sigh*

You have much to learn, my comedic apprentice...

Trust me. We were fooling no one

As much as a thread about how great my wang is amuses me, there's rules about genatalia. IE, it's not allowed to be shown. Mike could get in trouble.

more spammity picz


Sorry, I couldn't resist. Honestly.

This is SPAM and requests for something that violates Terms of Service.

Thread is Deceased by order of the Bear.

HAZMAT Classification
Irritant: Thread Contains spam, and other known irritating posts

No staurt the spam factor was reason enough for me to lock it.

Sir Nitram and Lady Tevor asked me nicely to unlock it, because they feel a need to defend themselves from accusations....

oh and to the spammers....BAD DENIZENS


Oh since I reopened it the two spammity pics have been inlined and dressed...

Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please

Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

I've never understood stuff like this...

LadyTevar wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please

Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

Nine inches? I'm sure Einhander is jealous now. But his is still longer than mine by two inches.

LadyTevar wrote:

Stuart Mackey wrote:That big? long 9 eh?
You know the rules, you make a claim, you have to back it up.
Proof please

Since I'm unable to post pictures, you will have to accept my word for it.

9in long. 5in around. Duly measured after much teasing of the member in question.

You sure you weren't holding the ruler backwards?

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!