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Man marries ex-wife's mum
Posted: 2003-09-17 01:08pm
by BoredShirtless
Je-rry! Je-rry! .......Steeeeeeve!
Man marries ex-wife's mum
September 18, 2003
A woman, whose husband left her for her mother, was a bridesmaid at their wedding, it has emerged.
Alison Smith, 20, found her husband, George Greenhowe, 21, in bed with her mother, Pat, 44, just 10 days after their marriage in Angus, Scotland, in November 2001.
She filed for divorce, naming her own mother in the papers, but then managed to forgive the pair and gave them her blessing to wed.
Miss Smith told Closer magazine: "At first I was disgusted. But I gradually fell out of love with George and realised how happy he and mum were.
"He never apologised for what he did but everyone makes mistakes."
Her former husband proposed to her mother last year but the wedding at the register office in Arbroath, Angus, in March, was stopped because Scots law rules that a man may not marry his former wife's mother if the ex-wife is still alive.
They had been planning to go abroad to tie the knot until Closer magazine stepped in and arranged a humanist ceremony, which does not have legal status.
Posted: 2003-09-17 01:11pm
by Zaia
...Eww.
Posted: 2003-09-17 01:13pm
by Ghost Rider
Yeech..
And yes the Jerry fits very well in this scenario.
Posted: 2003-09-17 01:46pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Heh, he's his own ex-father-in-law...
Posted: 2003-09-17 01:49pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Up next the man hang's out with the Rolling Stones, (Who else but Edit: Bill Wyman's son can be his own stepgrandfather-in-law)
Posted: 2003-09-17 02:22pm
by Montcalm
How long before he dumps her for her mother?
Posted: 2003-09-17 02:24pm
by Kuja
Montcalm wrote: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
The phrase "moving up the ladder" comes to mind...
Posted: 2003-09-17 02:33pm
by aerius
Montcalm wrote: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
That scene from "American Wedding" comes to mind
Stiffler: Motherfucker
Finch: Grandmother fucker
Posted: 2003-09-17 02:34pm
by Kuja
aerius wrote:Montcalm wrote: How long before he dumps her for her mother?
That scene from "American Wedding" comes to mind
Stiffler: Motherfucker
Finch: Grandmother fucker
Pussy's pussy, asshole!
Posted: 2003-09-17 02:39pm
by aerius
Suddenly I'm getting bad flashbacks of the geriatric porn I saw while working at Customs....
Posted: 2003-09-17 04:08pm
by Andrew J.
That's fucking weird all right, but it's not Springer material. Everyone involved is getting along too well. Who would be throwing chairs at whom?
Posted: 2003-09-17 04:10pm
by SAMAS
aerius wrote:Suddenly I'm getting bad flashbacks of the geriatric porn I saw while working at Customs....
Great, now you're giving
me bad flashbacks, and I've never seen it!
Posted: 2003-09-17 05:47pm
by Sriad
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Heh, he's his own ex-father-in-law...
That's just too rich. Man.
Re: Man marries ex-wife's mum
Posted: 2003-09-17 08:41pm
by Exonerate
BoredShirtless wrote:Je-rry! Je-rry! .......Steeeeeeve!
I believe that the most watched American show in Europe is Jerry Springer...
God, I wonder how they're going to react to us twisted Americans.
Re: Man marries ex-wife's mum
Posted: 2003-09-17 08:45pm
by Dalton
Exonerate wrote:I believe that the most watched American show in Europe is Jerry Springer...
God, I wonder how they're going to react to us twisted Americans.
Given some of the porn I've heard about over there, I'd think they'd see us as rather tame.
Posted: 2003-09-17 09:13pm
by Enforcer Talen
cold.
Posted: 2003-09-18 12:35am
by Johonebesus
At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
Posted: 2003-09-18 03:17am
by Gandalf
Good for them I say.
Posted: 2003-09-18 07:01am
by Col. Crackpot
Johonebesus wrote:At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
spoken by someone who obviously has never heard of German shit porn.
Posted: 2003-09-18 11:59am
by Slartibartfast
Taken from Les Luthiers, translated by me with some help from Babelfish:
Mastropiero was very friend of the Duchess of Lloydbridge, mature woman whose enchantments had not diminished with the years... they had disappeared. Mastropiero pretended burning passion for the Duchess, but behind her back he courted her daughter, Genoveva. This way, he could enter the castle and always frequent her granddaughter, Matilde. Similar game of gallant maneuvers gave excellent results. It was not the first time that this system was used... by the three women
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Posted: 2003-09-18 05:38pm
by Johonebesus
Col. Crackpot wrote:Johonebesus wrote:At least it's nice to know America doesn't have a monopoly on trashiness.
spoken by someone who obviously has never heard of German shit porn.
Well, perversion and trashiness are two different things.
Posted: 2003-09-18 05:54pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Should I mention
"Candide"?