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Cat/Dog/etc... Boy/Girl... Would you?

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:14pm
by SAMAS
If there was discovered a way to splice your genes with animals to give yourself characteristics like one(Cat ears, tail, horns, etc...), and it was affordable enough, would you do it, what animal would you do, and how far would you take the changes?

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:22pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
I would not do it, but I have no major problems with those who do. Of course, the religious types will go nuts if this ever becomes affordable...

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:22pm
by SirNitram
I'll hold out until the Elf Package is done.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:24pm
by Dalton
I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:27pm
by SecondStorm
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then :D.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:33pm
by Joe
Wings would be cool, but that's about it.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:35pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
I'd definately get the dragon-edition.


BURRRNNNN!!!!

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:38pm
by Montcalm
SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then :D.
You know he would need a flatbed truck to carry it. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:38pm
by Lord Pounder
I think cats ears and a tail would be nice. SOmething to talk about at parties. A dogs tongue is a must.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:41pm
by SecondStorm
Montcalm wrote:
SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then :D.
You know he would need a flatbed truck to carry it. :wink:
We all have to make sacrifices

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:44pm
by Chardok
Wait, wait, Do we only get like...one part from one animal? Cause if Not, I'll be some kind of gross chimera-looking thing....

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:50pm
by LadyTevar
SirNitram wrote:I'll hold out until the Elf Package is done.
If you do the Elf Package, I'm divorcing you.

As for me... hard choice. Although I've always wanted wings.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:50pm
by SirNitram
LadyTevar wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I'll hold out until the Elf Package is done.
If you do the Elf Package, I'm divorcing you.

As for me... hard choice. Although I've always wanted wings.
Fine, fine. Just the dragon.

Posted: 2003-09-17 04:54pm
by SAMAS
Chardok wrote:Wait, wait, Do we only get like...one part from one animal? Cause if Not, I'll be some kind of gross chimera-looking thing....
Only one animal, but as far as you like.

So if you chose, say, cat, you could stop at just say, cat-eyes, or go for looking like a catgirl/boy, or all the way to essentially a were-cat.

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:01pm
by Chardok
SAMAS wrote:
Chardok wrote:Wait, wait, Do we only get like...one part from one animal? Cause if Not, I'll be some kind of gross chimera-looking thing....
Only one animal, but as far as you like.

So if you chose, say, cat, you could stop at just say, cat-eyes, or go for looking like a catgirl/boy, or all the way to essentially a were-cat.
Cool. Perfect then, I want....to be a.....weresquirrel.
I could climb trees lightning fast, bite people's heads off with my super teeth, leap great distances, with astounding agility, bite nuts REAAAALY hard, and, most of all, chicks would dig my cute, fuzzy tail and super cute black eyes....

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:02pm
by kojikun
catboy features for me. no facial alterations, just fangs, ears, tail, claws.. Perhaps some beneficial cock-improvements ;) But I'd prefer the ability to change form at will, so i wasnt restricted to a single form. Thats why I wanna be a robot. :D

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:04pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Montcalm wrote:
SecondStorm wrote:
Dalton wrote:I'd go for the Horse package. On only one body part.
go for the blue whale edition then :D.
You know he would need a flatbed truck to carry it. :wink:
So kokopelli would have not problem with it....

fear native american gods with their 50'yard cocks...

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:07pm
by Joe
Oh, and of course there's the spider. I wouldn't mind becoming a real life Spiderman.

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:09pm
by Lord Pounder
Durran Korr wrote:Oh, and of course there's the spider. I wouldn't mind becoming a real life Spiderman.
I've seen the movie Earth -vs- The Spider, and Reg Berkely in TNG youdon't wanna go there. Please.

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:11pm
by XaLEv
I'll be a Peopleboy.

Will anyone get it? I have no idea.

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:13pm
by LadyTevar
Wings. Feathered wings. That's all I'd want.

*Wishes for Wings that Work*

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:15pm
by Montcalm
Feline head,that includes the eyes. 8)

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:18pm
by darthdavid
Massive bat like wings sprouting from my shoulderblades, and the muscles to make em work. That would be l33t.

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:21pm
by Dalton
LadyTevar wrote:Wings. Feathered wings. That's all I'd want.

*Wishes for Wings that Work*
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Is that a closet Opus fan I see there???

Posted: 2003-09-17 05:26pm
by Col. Crackpot
just for the record, a blue whale's penis is about 5 Meters (16 ft) long

it's testicles wheigh 10 kg (22 lbs) each