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Both your arms or your penis?
Both your legs or your penis?
Both your arms AND legs or your penis?
Your penis or your nuts?

Penis, penis, penis, nuts. In the first three I'll still have my nuts, right? So I'll still be able to reproduce.

For the first one, both of my arms. For the second one, Both of my legs. For the 3rd one, both of my arms and legs. Last one, my nuts.

I was about to post something like this, but you beat me, so I'll post it here.

You're penis and testicles are bolted to one end of a wooden table. The other end is lit on fire. You are handed a knife. Do you castrate yourself, or burn?

I would stay and burn to death.

To the first three, I use all those more than I use the penis, so if I have to choose, the lesser one must go.
To the penis/nuts, well penis would go. Having children is more important than being able to pee standing up.

EDIT: To the bolt thing YT said, I would twist the bolt If I can't do that, of course I cut myself. Your life is more important then your dick. (Well, for most of us anyway )

Penis, penis, penis and...penis. Hey, you can get prosthetic ones, so it won't be as big a loss as the others...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:EDIT: To the bolt thing YT said, I would twist the bolt If I can't do that, of course I cut myself. Your life is more important then your dick. (Well, for most of us anyway )

I agree, but I just wouldn't be able to cut it off. If it was my arm, then maybe.

Penis is all four cases. You can still do many daily tasks without your penis (Besides sex and/or wacking off, of course)

Penis. Every time.

innerbrat wrote:Penis. Every time.

Because you don't have one?

YT300000 wrote:

innerbrat wrote:Penis. Every time.

Because you don't have one?

Because I keep losing it anyway.

Penis, Penis Penis. Nuts.
Have anice day!



what a great way to up your postcount. I love "Pick this" posts!

I would never allow myself to fall into this sort of scenario, so the point's sorta moot...

I'd keep my arms and legs and nuts. You need the nuts to keep testosterone production up. Nobody want to see me with 'bitch tits'.

As for the bolted to the table question. I'd take the knife and start hacking at that table for all my worth.

Mark S wrote:I'd keep my arms and legs and nuts. You need the nuts to keep testosterone production up. Nobody want to see me with 'bitch tits'.

They have a pill which takes care of that, though it is once a day for the rest of your life. But thats true of many medications people live with.

1. Penis.
2. Penis.
3. Penis.
4. Nuts.

Sea Skimmer wrote:They have a pill which takes care of that, though it is once a day for the rest of your life. But thats true of many medications people live with.

True. But what are the side effects?

Mark S wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:They have a pill which takes care of that, though it is once a day for the rest of your life. But thats true of many medications people live with.

True. But what are the side effects?

A lost item the lady cannot play with. ~Jason

Edit:
Both your arms or your penis? Keep my arms, I can't touch now wouldn't I?

Both your legs or your penis? Penis can stay. I can sit on a chair.

Both your arms AND legs or your penis? Penis leaves due to arms inclusion.

Your penis or your nuts? Nuts leave. Period.

Will all those opting to keep the penis in question 4 please explain themselves? I don't see the reasoning. The way I see it, if you want to be useful to the human race and reproduce, you need your nuts. Sure, a penis helps, but it's the sperm that is really needed.

(actually, now that I think about it, some people should just choose to loose the nuts. It might be better for everyone else that way. )

Extract sperm before removal and shove it in a cryogenics storage room..~Jason That's if said nuts is still viable for extraction.

Soontir C'boath wrote:Extract sperm before removal and shove it in a cryogenics storage room..~Jason That's if said nuts is still viable for extraction.

That's a cop-out. The way this was said I assumed it was meant that you lose the object with no chance to do anything like that, say an unfortunate smelting accident or something .

...I think the people who chose to lose the nuts are just concerned about whacking off.

Mark S wrote: True. But what are the side effects?

I'm not aware of any, its basically just synthetically created testosterone as opposed to some other compound with similar effects.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:Will all those opting to keep the penis in question 4 please explain themselves? I don't see the reasoning. The way I see it, if you want to be useful to the human race and reproduce, you need your nuts. Sure, a penis helps, but it's the sperm that is really needed.

Check out SLAM, Mitth.

YT300000 wrote:I was about to post something like this, but you beat me, so I'll post it here.

You're penis and testicles are bolted to one end of a wooden table. The other end is lit on fire. You are handed a knife. Do you castrate yourself, or burn?

I would stay and burn to death.

Start hacking at the table and cut the piece of wood attached off.

Good luck. You'll probably burn to death. And cut yourself.