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attention womens
I'mmm drunk, don't any of you women out there try and take advantage of me!!!
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I've already tried that, Azeron. I don't think it's going to work.Azeron wrote:I'mmm drunk, don't any of you women out there try and take advantage of me!!!
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All of the chicks here(2 well, 1 is missing) are already hooked up. I mean, come on, pussy, boobies, AND they like star wars. I don't think many of us can turn that down.(replace pussy and boobs with cock and balls for the homosexuals)
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You obviously have not read his post immediately before that one. It gets worse.Kelly Antilles wrote:Trust me, drunk males are NOT attractive.
Womens?? Geez. How degrading.
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Ok, I forgive you this time Bunny. I know you're just a child.anarchistbunny wrote:All of the chicks here(2 well, 1 is missing) are already hooked up. I mean, come on, pussy, boobies, AND they like star wars. I don't think many of us can turn that down.(replace pussy and boobs with cock and balls for the homosexuals)
*sigh* Children.
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what do you like the inteligensia inebriated? Hmm. Drinking is so cool. Although I do it rarely, its a nice way to kick back and stop caring. Its nice to stop, and completely relax for a few.
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Hey, this is a board, I ain't trying to cyber some womens no matter how much she begs. womens IRL like guys who take charge and don't take shit. They go for the alpha male, so don;t be a B.
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I think that's what he was talking about when he told you to get flowers instead. I also think that you should try and be a little more intelligent than that. Kate really respects me for not getting drunk whenever the chance comes up. Pull yourself together, man.Azeron wrote:what do you like the inteligensia inebriated? Hmm. Drinking is so cool. Although I do it rarely, its a nice way to kick back and stop caring. Its nice to stop, and completely relax for a few.
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My fiancee.Azeron wrote:who is kate?
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Only women who like abuse. I don't. I am an alpha female. And I'm not being a bitch. I'm being honest.Azeron wrote:Hey, this is a board, I ain't trying to cyber some womens no matter how much she begs. womens IRL like guys who take charge and don't take shit. They go for the alpha male, so don;t be a B.
Az, you just need some rest. Alcohol in excess is never good.
I am sorry, I only have an attraction for women who have an appreciation for drunkeness.
The one girl I ever really fell for, could hold her liqour better than anyone I knew, and was smart too boot.
The one girl I ever really fell for, could hold her liqour better than anyone I knew, and was smart too boot.
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I think thats an Oxymoron of sorts.Azeron wrote:I am sorry, I only have an attraction for women who have an appreciation for drunkeness.
The one girl I ever really fell for, could hold her liqour better than anyone I knew, and was smart too boot.
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I'm 23, never got drunk and very recently became a mechanical engineer. I also mountain bike all weekends, so I'm pretty fit.Kelly Antilles wrote:When you get my age, Bunny, everyone under 21 is a child.anarchistbunny wrote:I'm not a child. I'm a very immature teenager. There is a difference.
Basicly I can drive and I'm funnier.
I'm 1.85m tall and weight 74 Kg
And my ex girlfriend dumped me 8 mounths ago after a 2 years relationship
If there is a girl out there who wants to see a movie and share a clever time with me please feel free to PM.
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How to get sex with justa bottle of chloroform and a rag.
Step 1:Obtain said objects.
Step 2:Go out into the world and find a secksee woman.
Step 3:Put chloroform on rag.
Step 4:Place Chloro-rag over own nose and mouth.
Step 5:Get raped by secksee woman.
Step 1:Obtain said objects.
Step 2:Go out into the world and find a secksee woman.
Step 3:Put chloroform on rag.
Step 4:Place Chloro-rag over own nose and mouth.
Step 5:Get raped by secksee woman.
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