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It's always Japan...

Those crazy japanese...

will they be offering one built into the drivers seat as an option on all 2004 Hondas? I so, its time for some new wheels!

I'm not sure how well that thing actually will sell, but at least it serves its purpose of gathering prenty of "WTF??" reactions from us gaijin.

Is it what i think it is?

um.......what the fuck?!? I like the concept, but wouldn't it also lead to distractions? And wouldn't it cause crashes when people came? And, finally, wouldn't it short out?

Man, I would never put my wang in that thing. Too risky.

I prefer my own hand anyway. That thing looks like it's too small...

WTF? Why the hell would you need something like that when you have got your hand? How much does that thing cost anyways? It's all in Japanese and I cant find the price.

I prefer my own hand anyway. That thing looks like it's too small...

LOL!:lol: How big is your dick dude? That thing looks big enough for most dicks. Or do you have some kind of 10 inch by 3 inch dick?

Oh dear lord, he asked Ein how big his dick is...



Anyway, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

Sushi Master wrote:WTF? Why the hell would you need something like that when you have got your hand? How much does that thing cost anyways? It's all in Japanese and I cant find the price.

E. Sn0 Has a Big Dick wrote:I prefer my own hand anyway. That thing looks like it's too small...

LOL!:lol: How big is your dick dude? That thing looks big enough for most dicks. Or do you have some kind of 10 inch by 3 inch dick?

EXACTLY, Sushi Masta! BTW Mine's 8 inches long and 6-1/4 around (that's 2 inches wide for you non-circumferentially-thinking p33pz). And mine's not even the biggest in my house either! One of my lovers^H^H^H^Hroommates is armed with a Weapon of Love 9 inches long and 8-1/2 inches around!

Me and my roomies have lots of fun with each other too...

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Gil Hamilton wrote:Oh dear lord, he asked Ein how big his dick is...



Anyway, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Durran Korr wrote:Man, I would never put my wang in that thing. Too risky.

Exactly.

Gil Hamilton wrote:Oh dear lord, he asked Ein how big his dick is...



Anyway, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

Count your blessings, at least he didn't use the neon-green A-Bomb.

Captain_Cyran wrote:What's more frightening? The fact that they made it...or the fact that I already knew what it was before I clicked the link...

I dunno. Although it made it onto www.PortalofEvil.com LOL

You know civilization's in the crapper when we have to invent a machine to masturbate for us.

I mean, holy god damn, the thing's hand-operated, you're not using any less energy using this contraption!

The Japanese love to invent a machine to do anything...from automatic toilets, and now to masturbating machines.


We Americans of course have the vibrator but this....

I don't think it will do too good. Americans aren't that lazy yet.

Any society that's too lazy to masturbate is screwed.

Stormbringer wrote:Any society that's too lazy to masturbate is screwed.

Perhaps it has use for people with prosthetic arms?

Stormbringer wrote:Any society that's too lazy to masturbate is screwed.

By their technology, that is. ZING!

And a perfectly good wordplay is wasted on you people.

Japan: Home of Giant Radioactie Monsters, Big Ass Robots, Wide Eyed Schoolgirls and the craziest inventions ever concieved!

Japan certainly has the 'niche market' mentality...

Well, at least it seems like someone else is stroking it for you.~Jason

Soontir C'boath wrote:Well, at least it seems like someone else is stroking it for you.~Jason

Well, there's always the stranger

You sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk yourself off. Apparently it has the feeling of someone else doing it for you.