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If you had to die laughing at one thing ...
Posted: 2003-09-23 12:52am
by Durandal
Okay, I need to lighten up a little. If you had to die laughing at one thing, what would it be? Here's one of my choice excerpts from Kynes' lavishly hilarious fanfic, El Boydo. I almost die laughing while reading it anyway.
El Boydo wrote:The sun was rising but Mad Man Mark was already awake. Making the bed was easy. Kicking the pile of dirty laundry (not his, nor was it anyone's who knew him) over in the corner for now, he was ready for action.
First order of duty: read secret messages in Faux News.
Upside down and covered in magazines in another corner of the basement was a black-and-white TV which, for some reason, was wired for cable. He turned it over and on, tuned it to channel 34 on his UHF dial, and watched the fuzzy, rolling picture, turning the volume to maximum.
"OUR TOP STORY: FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON TAKES A CRAP. OUR FAIR AND BALANCED EXPERTS DEBATE WHETHER THE HOUSE SHOULD CONVENE A COMMITTEE OR IS THIS THE SENATE'S JOB? AS ALWAYS, BOTH SIDES OF THE ISSUE, COMING UP, BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR..."
He leaned way over then, pressing his face directly against the glass, although, weirdly, he did not bend his knees at all. Anyone entering the basement at that point would see a skinny, very pale, Mad Man Mark, wearing nothing but tighty-whities, bent almost completely over with his face against a television. More frightening is that if they had lived with him for any length of time, this would not even faze them.
The advertisements came on, and with them, the secret messages. Mad Man Mark had his pencil (pens were for communists who didn't believe in erasing everything they wrote; why not just mail it directly to the DUMB-oment? ok, he granted, that one sucked, but give him a minute and he'll find a way to work it in... governRAT? shit) and paper ready.
"DO YOU LIKE AMMO? DO YOU LIKE OLD PEOPLE? THEN HAVE I GOT THE MAGAZINE FOR YOU..."
Furiously, Mad Man Mark began writing. He wasn't writing anything meaningful, as he couldn't read or write with any proficiency... but the motion of the pencil allowed him to delay orgasm through this commercial.
Secret messages, yeah. On Faux News. Definitely secret messages.
Okay, now your turn.
Posted: 2003-09-23 12:59am
by Howedar
Having an inordinate amount of fun with all of my friends.
Posted: 2003-09-23 01:15am
by Lord Poe
Having George Lucas scream in Scooter's face that the EU is part of the overall SW continuity were canon is silent! I envision the scene in "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back" where Bob screams at Jay!
"THE EU IS CANON WHERE THE MOVIES ARE SILENT! YOU. STUPID. FUCK!"
Posted: 2003-09-23 01:48am
by Companion Cube
I'd prefer to die laughing at Tubgirl. The reason for this is because if I could ever find...that amusing, life wouldn't be worth living.
Posted: 2003-09-23 01:50am
by Kuja
Reading the entire FUQ, then the humor section of the Archive before letting all my pent-up laughter out.
Sheez, I'd fucking EXPLODE...
Posted: 2003-09-23 02:06am
by Laird
I could die laughing as Eihander tried not to act all ADD all the time.
Watching him try and be normal would cause my ribs to crack.
Posted: 2003-09-23 02:32am
by Ghost Rider
Peter David beating Bill Jemas with a wiffle bat.
That or debating the moron in front of the San Diego show(ah the memories of PAD doing it to Todd)
Posted: 2003-09-23 12:07pm
by Slartibartfast
I almost die laughing at this:
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/mat ... ailer.html
But I do that with a lot of articles in that site
Posted: 2003-09-23 05:11pm
by The Cleric
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I must not see what happens before I see the movie!!!
Posted: 2003-09-23 07:00pm
by Utsanomiko
Right now, the only thing I could think of would be if I were over at a friend's/relative's house, and
this dog were to walk in. I'd at least run out of breath and get a cramp from laughing.
Posted: 2003-09-23 07:07pm
by Col. Crackpot
the SD.net crew on the simpsons. Darth Wong and Darkstar get hired at the nuclear plant. Some pointless loony redneck nonsense with Shep and Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel. Dalton and Homer ....... tumbleweeds blowing across the parking lot at Lard Lad Donuts in the noon day sun.... a faint whistling.....spurs on the sidewalk....... children run away in fear... a duel betrween masters!
Posted: 2003-09-23 07:08pm
by Rye
A massive run of TMWRNJ, Fist Of Fun, Father Ted, Monty Python, Red Dwarf and other such funnies. That would be a decent way to go.
Posted: 2003-09-23 07:23pm
by salm
i´d want to die laughing while fucking lucy liu up the ass.
Posted: 2003-09-23 07:27pm
by Col. Crackpot
salm wrote:i´d want to die laughing while fucking lucy liu up the ass.
while she eats out Shakira in a room filled with masturbaiting college women vollyball players.
Posted: 2003-09-23 09:52pm
by CmdrWilkens
Col. Crackpot wrote:salm wrote:i´d want to die laughing while fucking lucy liu up the ass.
while she eats out Shakira in a room filled with masturbaiting college women vollyball players.
Any paticular reason for chosing volleyball chicks?
Posted: 2003-09-23 10:02pm
by Wicked Pilot
Just give me one more season of Family Guy and I will die laughing happily.
Posted: 2003-09-23 10:27pm
by Chardok
I would like to die laughing at Jim Carey's scene in Liar, Liar when he's telling that witch of a lawyer what his "Case" is.
"My case is simply this:"
NYEYEYEYYEEEEEEEEE
BLAAAAUGHFHASDFH
SHOBADOBAHBOBAHBOBAHDOAAYAYBUY!!!!
ROFLMMFAO!!!
Posted: 2003-09-23 11:49pm
by Durandal
CmdrWilkens wrote:Col. Crackpot wrote:salm wrote:i´d want to die laughing while fucking lucy liu up the ass.
while she eats out Shakira in a room filled with masturbaiting college women vollyball players.
Any paticular reason for chosing volleyball chicks?
Did your high school have a girls' volleyball team? Mine did. Athletic girls in short, black spandex and tight tops would definitely be the way to go.
Posted: 2003-09-24 01:04am
by CmdrWilkens
Durandal wrote:CmdrWilkens wrote:Any paticular reason for chosing volleyball chicks?
Did your high school have a girls' volleyball team? Mine did. Athletic girls in short, black spandex and tight tops would definitely be the way to go.
We did have a volleyball team but half the girls were the ones with enough muscles to be on the football team. The hot chicks in my school were the swimmers, plus their outfit is skin tight and high cut.
Posted: 2003-09-24 02:05am
by Sriad
Fierce...Biting...Teeth...
(
Can't breathe)