Dipshit with an escrow account....
Posted: 2003-09-25 05:20pm
Okay, So I get this call today.
Those of you who own houses probably know what an escrow account is. It pays your taxes. (Property taxes)
so this guy calls up, Irate as hell because he got a letter....
guy-"HEY! I got a letter from the IRS saying I owe back taxes! But, you guys collect money every month for my taxes, what the HELL are you all doing down there?!"
Me-"Sir? May I have your loan number?"
guy-"blahblahblahblah"
Me-"Thank you sir. Now, you state you recieved a letter from the IRS, right?"
guy- "Yes, I believe I just got finished saying that, Where's my money if it's not paying my damn taxes?!"
Me-"Sir, the IRS is concerned with your income tax, not your property tax. The IRS is a federal agency, property taxes are charged/collected by your city/county/school district."
guy-"What?! but I thought...wait..let me just check this letter again...I thought..."
Me- (thinking) you dipwad. how in the hell did you end up with a mortgage?
guy-(meekly) Well, I'll tell ya what I'll do...I'm gonna read this letter over again...to make sure....I'll uh...I'll call you guys back....
Me- okay, sir, thank you for calling, and have a Great day! (thinking) dumbass. I hope you don't have kids.
Just thought i'd share that story. Have a great day, all!![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
Those of you who own houses probably know what an escrow account is. It pays your taxes. (Property taxes)
so this guy calls up, Irate as hell because he got a letter....
guy-"HEY! I got a letter from the IRS saying I owe back taxes! But, you guys collect money every month for my taxes, what the HELL are you all doing down there?!"
Me-"Sir? May I have your loan number?"
guy-"blahblahblahblah"
Me-"Thank you sir. Now, you state you recieved a letter from the IRS, right?"
guy- "Yes, I believe I just got finished saying that, Where's my money if it's not paying my damn taxes?!"
Me-"Sir, the IRS is concerned with your income tax, not your property tax. The IRS is a federal agency, property taxes are charged/collected by your city/county/school district."
guy-"What?! but I thought...wait..let me just check this letter again...I thought..."
Me- (thinking) you dipwad. how in the hell did you end up with a mortgage?
guy-(meekly) Well, I'll tell ya what I'll do...I'm gonna read this letter over again...to make sure....I'll uh...I'll call you guys back....
Me- okay, sir, thank you for calling, and have a Great day! (thinking) dumbass. I hope you don't have kids.
Just thought i'd share that story. Have a great day, all!
![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)