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Next Pope
Posted: 2003-09-28 01:34pm
by Montcalm
I`m not exactly sure if OT is the correct place but i wonder wich nationality the next pope is going to be,me i think it will be an Italian.
I`m bringing this up cause on the local news today they were talking about should JPII step down to give the place to someone else,and they asked people on the street and some think the next pope could be a Quebec Cardinal.....yeah like thats gonna happen.
what do you think?
Posted: 2003-09-28 01:55pm
by Faram
Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
Posted: 2003-09-28 02:03pm
by Montcalm
Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continent.
Are you sure...cause i thought Islam was taking over most African countries
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
That would be a good choice plus he might not be as constipated as a white pope.
Posted: 2003-09-28 02:07pm
by Stormbringer
Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
I doubt that would happen anytime soon. The Cardinals that chose the Pope are far more conservative than the Catholic religion in Africa. Simply on the grounds of doctrinal acceptablity it would be a very hard fight.
An African pope (black or white) is as unlikely as an american Pope.
Posted: 2003-09-28 03:13pm
by Howedar
Which is also far less likely than a European pope.
Posted: 2003-09-28 03:13pm
by Pablo Sanchez
He'll probably be an Italian, if history is any indication. There's a narrow possibility of him being from another predominantly Catholic country (Poland, Lithuania, something) but I doubt it. The thing I don't get is that there's never been any Spanish speaking pope when that culture group has been the bulwark of Catholicism since the Moor invasion.
Posted: 2003-09-28 03:41pm
by Durandal
Stormbringer wrote:Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
I doubt that would happen anytime soon. The Cardinals that chose the Pope are far more conservative than the Catholic religion in Africa. Simply on the grounds of doctrinal acceptablity it would be a very hard fight.
An African pope (black or white) is as unlikely as an american Pope.
Not to mention that the current pope appointed a host of arch-conservatives as cardinals. One of them is likely to be next in line for the papacy.
Posted: 2003-09-28 04:15pm
by Howedar
Well yeah, of course one of the cardinals is next in line.
Posted: 2003-09-28 05:01pm
by UltraViolence83
Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continet.
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
Then Jack Chick will be proven correct.
For those of you not in the know, our good friend Jack Chick says that there's a "black Pope" controlling the Pope, of whom only answers to Satan himself.
Posted: 2003-09-28 05:05pm
by Montcalm
UltraViolence83 wrote:Faram wrote:Catolism is expanding big in Africa so I bet somone from that continent.
A black pope is just what the catolic church needs for some much needed reform IMHO.
Then Jack Chick will be proven correct.
For those of you not in the know, our good friend Jack Chick says that there's a "black Pope" controlling the Pope, of whom only answers to Satan himself.
This piece of shit really believes blacks are in charge of the catholic church...WTF has he been smokin.
Posted: 2003-09-28 05:07pm
by Zac Naloen
Chick is a crazy person who thinks he's providing a public service... well... he is, but its more entertainment than anything
Posted: 2003-09-28 06:02pm
by Typhonis 1
a "black "Pope as in a secrect or evil pope not someone with black skin
Posted: 2003-09-28 06:09pm
by Montcalm
Typhonis 1 wrote:a "black "Pope as in a secret or evil pope not someone with black skin
Oh that kind of black pope.....anyway Jack Shit has watched one conspiracy movie too many.
Posted: 2003-09-28 08:07pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Don't forget, the Catholic church also organized WWI, WWII, and slavery.
Posted: 2003-09-28 09:57pm
by Jason von Evil
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Don't forget, the Catholic church also organized WWI, WWII, and slavery.
Not to mention American Idol.
Posted: 2003-09-28 10:41pm
by Xenophobe3691
Howedar wrote:Well yeah, of course one of the cardinals is next in line.
Isn't there a black cardinal?
Re: Next Pope
Posted: 2003-09-29 02:54am
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
This might strike y'all as a little "off" but I think that there should be Pope Championships. I think being appointed to the papacy should be the result of an arduous contest. Tests of conviction would be great. The celibacy round, for example -- I can't stand religion for the most part, but I'd tune in for that.
Posted: 2003-09-29 07:20pm
by Robert Treder
They should make the Dalai Lama the new pope. That would be totally kickass. Then he should tell South America to kick the shit out of China. And China would be like, "Hell no," and smack them down. That would be awesome.
Scratch all that. Bobby Treder for Pope in '04! I'll lower taxes, improve education, and free ice cream for everyone!
Re: Next Pope
Posted: 2003-09-29 09:55pm
by Drooling Iguana
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:This might strike y'all as a little "off" but I think that there should be Pope Championships. I think being appointed to the papacy should be the result of an arduous contest. Tests of conviction would be great. The celibacy round, for example -- I can't stand religion for the most part, but I'd tune in for that.
Popemobile races!
Re: Next Pope
Posted: 2003-09-29 10:13pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Robert Treder wrote:Scratch all that. Bobby Treder for Pope in '04! I'll lower taxes, improve education, and free ice cream for everyone!
Mr. Popident? Is that you?
Drooling Iguana wrote:Popemobile races!
Hell yeah! Um... I mean, Heavens, yeah! Is what I meant.
Re: Next Pope
Posted: 2003-09-29 10:29pm
by Darth Wong
Montcalm wrote:I`m not exactly sure if OT is the correct place but i wonder wich nationality the next pope is going to be,me i think it will be an Italian.
I think it will be a pedophile.
Re: Next Pope
Posted: 2003-09-29 10:32pm
by Xenophobe3691
Darth Wong wrote:Montcalm wrote:I`m not exactly sure if OT is the correct place but i wonder wich nationality the next pope is going to be,me i think it will be an Italian.
I think it will be a pedophile.
That's like saying that the next pope's gonna be a male human.
Posted: 2003-09-29 11:05pm
by SyntaxVorlon
It'll be Father Duré, for sure.
Everybody sign up for the cruciform.
Posted: 2003-09-29 11:11pm
by Montcalm
Posted: 2003-09-30 12:29am
by haas mark
Well... which nationalities are the Cardinals..?
~ver