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Let's say you die and go to whatever afterlife exists (let us assume that one exists, yes?) What shame would you least want to afterlive with?

Is there anything worse than death by autoerotic asphyxiation?

mauled to death by a feild mouse.

Autoerotic asphyxiation from Janeway on Dr Crusher porn.

RogueIce wrote:Autoerotic asphyxiation from Janeway on Dr Crusher porn.

Furry porn.

Dutch Oven gone wrong.

Aytoerotic asphyxiation would be an awesome way to go. Hell, I'd wanna die getting laid.

Demiurge wrote:

RogueIce wrote:Autoerotic asphyxiation from Janeway on Dr Crusher porn.

Furry porn.

Furry Janeway-on-Crusher tentacle porn.

You, a male, are receiving anal sex from a dolphin without knowing firsthand that a dolphin's ejaculation up your anus could kill you.

*Dolphin ejaculates*

*Coroner doesn't know whether to be bewildered or break down laughing*

Shinova wrote:You, a male, are receiving anal sex from a dolphin without knowing firsthand that a dolphin's ejaculation up your anus could kill you.

*Dolphin ejaculates*

*Coroner doesn't know whether to be bewildered or break down laughing*

And how exactly do you know this? Near death experience from the Little Porpoise That Couldn't?

RogueIce wrote:And how exactly do you know this? Near death experience from the Little Porpoise That Couldn't?

You are way behind the times.



http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Hah! I've learned this time. THIS time I'M NOT GOING TO CLICK THE FUCKING LINK.

-click-

Aaaarg!

aerius wrote:http://dolphinsex.org/

Holy Motherfucking Hell, that's FUCKED UP!

ugh. At least, he's really only harming himself. It's not as if you can rape a dolphin.

Colonel Olrik wrote:ugh. At least, he's really only harming himself. It's not as if you can rape a dolphin.

And if you do...


*tail-whip/nose-impale/side-blinding*


ouch

The Darwin Awards highlighted the death of a man by the Grand Canyon. He was standing on a ledge, and decided to piss on a fence during a lightning storm. Well, as it turns out, a bolt of lightning struck the fence and traveled up his urine stream. I can't remember if his penis simply exploded or if he died or both, but it's still damn funny.

Durandal wrote:The Darwin Awards highlighted the death of a man by the Grand Canyon. He was standing on a ledge, and decided to piss on a fence during a lightning storm. Well, as it turns out, a bolt of lightning struck the fence and traveled up his urine stream. I can't remember if his penis simply exploded or if he died or both, but it's still damn funny.

Ouch.


Another stupid way to die is to kick a horse while standing behind it. Who in their right mind would do that???

Xenophobe3691 wrote:

aerius wrote:http://dolphinsex.org/

Holy Motherfucking Hell, that's FUCKED UP!

Really? He seems to be pretty concerned about the welfare of the dolphins, and male dolphins at least will hump anything. Heck, dolphins are pretty much the equals of humans in terms of social complexity (pre-agricultural humans, that is). It seems more similar to sex-with-an-alien than sex-with-an-animal.

FireNexus wrote:Aytoerotic asphyxiation would be an awesome way to go. Hell, I'd wanna die getting laid.

"Autoerotic" denotes that one isn't getting laid, but rather flying solo. I think it would be pretty embarrassing.

However, the dolphin sex thing is astounding. I mean, WTF?!

Xenophobe3691 wrote:

aerius wrote:http://dolphinsex.org/

Holy Motherfucking Hell, that's FUCKED UP!

Btw that is tame stuff. Now the guides to shit-eating , and skeletal corpse-fucking is completely disgusting. :ugh:

Death by enema is an embarassing way to die.

So then...

Autoerotic asphyxiation while looking at furry Crusher-on-Janeway tentacle porn while getting fucked up the ass by a male dolphin shortly after peeing on a rail in the Grand Canyon that got struck by lightning and frying your dick.

It could happen...

How about having your heart explode from straining too much on the toilet? I'd count that as pretty embarassing.

Die from reading the dolphin link with the wang erect.~Jason

RogueIce wrote:So then...

Autoerotic asphyxiation while looking at furry Crusher-on-Janeway tentacle porn while getting fucked up the ass by a male dolphin shortly after peeing on a rail in the Grand Canyon that got struck by lightning and frying your dick.

It could happen...

Autoerotic asphyxiation while watching Garfield bukkake porn.

beyond hope wrote:How about having your heart explode from straining too much on the toilet? I'd count that as pretty embarassing.

That's what happened to Elvis actually. Had an uncle who used to be a paramedic back then. He was one of the people who had to pull Elvis of the crapper, poor guy.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation + anything else is ultimately going to be embarassing. Although Im thinking some sort of humorous situation with a rake and a gopher would be pretty bad.