Why can't girls speak english?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 12:09pm

Me : - hi, im not working today, wanna meet up later?

Her : - Im at gatwick at the moment so probably not.

Soo, she wasn't in school today... did she go on holiday or what?

*edit* Gatwick is an airport btw

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-29 12:15pm

If you had ever been to Gatwick, you would understand... I think.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 12:16pm

i've been to gatwick loads

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-09-29 12:24pm

Zac Naloen wrote:Me : - hi, im not working today, wanna meet up later?

Her : - Im at gatwick at the moment so probably not.

Soo, she wasn't in school today... did she go on holiday or what?

*edit* Gatwick is an airport btw

People girls are not people like us!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-29 12:29pm

It's because they touch themselves at night.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 12:32pm

do they really?

does that mean that whenever you ask a girl about masturbation they always lie... and that when they turn there nose up at you when you don't deny it that they are being hypocrits?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-29 12:33pm

aerius wrote:It's because they touch themselves at night.

I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-29 12:37pm

What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 12:37pm

you know, i've asked this in two forums and on both of them its gone off on a tangent within the first 6 posts

atleast you guys aren't asking for pix's

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 12:38pm

3rd Impact wrote:What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills?

the fact that she said, Probably not , instead of no im going on holiday.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-29 12:38pm

Zac Naloen wrote:you know, i've asked this in two forums and on both of them its gone off on a tangent within the first 6 posts

atleast you guys aren't asking for pix's

I want pics.

And I think the tangent thing is natural to many forums.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 12:46pm

3rd Impact wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:you know, i've asked this in two forums and on both of them its gone off on a tangent within the first 6 posts

atleast you guys aren't asking for pix's
I want pics. And I think the tangent thing is natural to many forums.

do you really want pics? cos i have one, but its not clear, two people sprawled over each other, with faces mashed together... i don't think it came out too well to be honest

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-09-29 01:02pm

Demiurge wrote:If you had ever been to Gatwick, you would understand... I think.

Ick, Gatwick.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-29 01:04pm

Durran Korr wrote:
aerius wrote:It's because they touch themselves at night.
I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."

And why is that? Simply because we touch ourselves at night.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 01:33pm

yes, that must be it, lol

i can only assume nobody is going to answer my question now

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-29 01:41pm

Zac Naloen wrote:yes, that must be it, lol

i can only assume nobody is going to answer my question now

Erm, maybe she was distracted?

Nig sig, BTW.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 01:46pm

hmm... good enough for me

thanks, made it myself

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-09-29 01:49pm

Durran Korr wrote:I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."

I've always thought it was aerius always touching himself at night due to jmac's absence, then throwing his sad condition onto other people.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-29 01:57pm

Shinova wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."
I've always thought it was aerius always touching himself at night due to jmac's absence, then throwing his sad condition onto other people.

He started doing it before that happened though.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-29 03:16pm

Zac Naloen wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills?
the fact that she said, Probably not , instead of no im going on holiday.

She didn't say she was going on holiday. Maybe she was picking someone up there, and that's why she answered that way. If she was at the airport and you called to ask her, "Hey, wanna meet up later?" obviously she couldn't if she was far away and busy helping someone out. And "I'm at the airport, no I can't" is nicer than just saying, "Nope, I can't. Busy."

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-29 04:04pm

most people tend to touch themselves at night.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-09-29 04:07pm

I don't see why you're saying she can't speak english...*shrug*

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-29 04:21pm

Zaia wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills?
the fact that she said, Probably not , instead of no im going on holiday.
She didn't say she was going on holiday. Maybe she was picking someone up there, and that's why she answered that way. If she was at the airport and you called to ask her, "Hey, wanna meet up later?" obviously she couldn't if she was far away and busy helping someone out. And "I'm at the airport, no I can't" is nicer than just saying, "Nope, I can't. Busy."

yeh, but she also wasn't at school... bah, i'll find out tomorrow

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-29 04:32pm

Zac Naloen wrote:yeh, but she also wasn't at school... bah, i'll find out tomorrow

Well, maybe she didn't want to say where she was going because she was on her way to a funeral or to see a sick relative or something. People don't always like to share that kind of information.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-09-29 04:36pm

darthdavid wrote:most people tend to touch themselves at night.

Most people tend to touch themselves in the daytime too....

Ya know, maybe it was loud where she was, oooooooooor, possibly shes just feels like being mean. Girls aren't nice people you know

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