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Why can't girls speak english?

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:09pm
by Zac Naloen
Me : - hi, im not working today, wanna meet up later?

Her : - Im at gatwick at the moment so probably not.


Soo, she wasn't in school today... did she go on holiday or what?



*edit* Gatwick is an airport btw ;) :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:15pm
by Demiurge
If you had ever been to Gatwick, you would understand... I think.

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:16pm
by Zac Naloen
i've been to gatwick loads :P

Re: Why can't girls speak english?

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:24pm
by Trytostaydead
Zac Naloen wrote:Me : - hi, im not working today, wanna meet up later?

Her : - Im at gatwick at the moment so probably not.


Soo, she wasn't in school today... did she go on holiday or what?



*edit* Gatwick is an airport btw ;) :lol:
People girls are not people like us! :-D

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:29pm
by aerius
It's because they touch themselves at night. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:32pm
by Zac Naloen
do they really? :shock:


does that mean that whenever you ask a girl about masturbation they always lie... and that when they turn there nose up at you when you don't deny it that they are being hypocrits? :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:33pm
by Joe
aerius wrote:It's because they touch themselves at night. :wink:
I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:37pm
by Companion Cube
What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills? :?

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:37pm
by Zac Naloen
you know, i've asked this in two forums and on both of them its gone off on a tangent within the first 6 posts :?

atleast you guys aren't asking for pix's :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:38pm
by Zac Naloen
3rd Impact wrote:What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills? :?
the fact that she said, Probably not , instead of no im going on holiday.

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:38pm
by Companion Cube
Zac Naloen wrote:you know, i've asked this in two forums and on both of them its gone off on a tangent within the first 6 posts :?

atleast you guys aren't asking for pix's :lol:
I want pics. :wink: And I think the tangent thing is natural to many forums.

Posted: 2003-09-29 12:46pm
by Zac Naloen
3rd Impact wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:you know, i've asked this in two forums and on both of them its gone off on a tangent within the first 6 posts :?

atleast you guys aren't asking for pix's :lol:
I want pics. :wink: And I think the tangent thing is natural to many forums.

do you really want pics? cos i have one, but its not clear, two people sprawled over each other, with faces mashed together... i don't think it came out too well to be honest :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:02pm
by phongn
Demiurge wrote:If you had ever been to Gatwick, you would understand... I think.
Ick, Gatwick.

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:04pm
by Nathan F
Durran Korr wrote:
aerius wrote:It's because they touch themselves at night. :wink:
I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."
And why is that? Simply because we touch ourselves at night. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:33pm
by Zac Naloen
yes, that must be it, lol



i can only assume nobody is going to answer my question now :P

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:41pm
by Companion Cube
Zac Naloen wrote:yes, that must be it, lol



i can only assume nobody is going to answer my question now :P
Erm, maybe she was distracted? :) Nig sig, BTW.

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:46pm
by Zac Naloen
hmm... good enough for me :D


thanks, made it myself :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:49pm
by Shinova
Durran Korr wrote:I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."
I've always thought it was aerius always touching himself at night due to jmac's absence, then throwing his sad condition onto other people. :P

Posted: 2003-09-29 01:57pm
by neoolong
Shinova wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:I think that is becoming the new SD.Net Axiom. Anything, anywhere, in any situation can simply be explained by the phrase "Because you touch yourself at night."
I've always thought it was aerius always touching himself at night due to jmac's absence, then throwing his sad condition onto other people. :P
He started doing it before that happened though.

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:16pm
by Zaia
Zac Naloen wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills? :?
the fact that she said, Probably not , instead of no im going on holiday.
She didn't say she was going on holiday. Maybe she was picking someone up there, and that's why she answered that way. If she was at the airport and you called to ask her, "Hey, wanna meet up later?" obviously she couldn't if she was far away and busy helping someone out. And "I'm at the airport, no I can't" is nicer than just saying, "Nope, I can't. Busy."

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:04pm
by darthdavid
most people tend to touch themselves at night.

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:07pm
by Captain Cyran
I don't see why you're saying she can't speak english...*shrug*

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:21pm
by Zac Naloen
Zaia wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:
3rd Impact wrote:What does her being at the airport have to do with her speaking skills? :?
the fact that she said, Probably not , instead of no im going on holiday.
She didn't say she was going on holiday. Maybe she was picking someone up there, and that's why she answered that way. If she was at the airport and you called to ask her, "Hey, wanna meet up later?" obviously she couldn't if she was far away and busy helping someone out. And "I'm at the airport, no I can't" is nicer than just saying, "Nope, I can't. Busy."

yeh, but she also wasn't at school... bah, i'll find out tomorrow :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:32pm
by Zaia
Zac Naloen wrote:yeh, but she also wasn't at school... bah, i'll find out tomorrow :lol:
Well, maybe she didn't want to say where she was going because she was on her way to a funeral or to see a sick relative or something. People don't always like to share that kind of information. :|

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:36pm
by aphexmonster
darthdavid wrote:most people tend to touch themselves at night.
Most people tend to touch themselves in the daytime too....







Ya know, maybe it was loud where she was, oooooooooor, possibly shes just feels like being mean. Girls aren't nice people you know :oops: