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HDTV is for losers.. UHDV is the thing

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:45pm
by theski
http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?i ... type=news


Reality TV
A prototype digital video system producing images of such high quality that the human eye struggles to distinguish them from reality has been developed by Japanese engineers.
The system, called ultra high definition video (UHDV), achieves image resolution 16 times greater than even the most advanced video broadcasting technologies now available.

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:48pm
by lukexcom
Wow....imagine future porn on this!

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:51pm
by Xenophobe3691
I'd rather get the Heliodisplay, though the Heliodisplay combined with this...



Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap SQUIRT!

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:56pm
by Death from the Sea
and eventually the Ultra will be replaced by Extreme and that will be replaced by Supreme and so on and on....

Hopefully if that becomes available soon then it will drive down the prices on HDTV's.

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:57pm
by Col. Crackpot
lukexcom wrote:Wow....imagine future porn on this!
and in a related story Sony Pictures Japan has just released Bukkake Blasters I, II and III on UHDV format DVD's

Posted: 2003-09-29 03:59pm
by theski
Col. Crackpot:wrote
and in a related story Sony Pictures Japan has just released Bukkake Blasters I, II and III on UHDV format DVD's


You wish! :twisted: :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:01pm
by Darth Wong
Bukkake is about as sexy as watching paint dry.

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:04pm
by theski
Darth Wong wrote:
Bukkake is about as sexy as watching paint dry.


Yea they do get a bit crusty :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:06pm
by kojikun
Darth Wong wrote:Bukkake is about as sexy as watching paint dry.
It can be fun to participate in however. Atleast, partially.

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:18pm
by Montcalm
And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost? :?

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:19pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Montcalm wrote:And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost? :?
"More than you can possibly imagine."

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:22pm
by Montcalm
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Montcalm wrote:And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost? :?
"More than you can possibly imagine."
So only Bill Gates,Ted Turner and Donald Trump can afford it. :wink:

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:32pm
by Xenophobe3691
What's Bukake?

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:35pm
by Ghost Rider
Xenophobe3691 wrote:What's Bukake?
Spraying a girl with cum all over her face.

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:35pm
by Darth Wong
Xenophobe3691 wrote:What's Bukake?
Bukkake is a form of porn in which a naked woman plays with herself in front of a room full of 20 or 30 men. Then, the men all walk up and jerk off onto her face one at a time until she's covered in jism.

In essence, it's a video showing a few dozen guys jacking off on a woman's face. I can't figure out why anybody likes it.

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:36pm
by darthdavid
Montcalm wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Montcalm wrote:And how much would this new high tech gadget will cost? :?
"More than you can possibly imagine."
So only Bill Gates,Ted Turner and Donald Trump can afford it. :wink:

And the sad part is that they'll be pooling their collective paychecks for four months to get 1 and share it.

Posted: 2003-09-29 04:42pm
by Xenophobe3691
Darth Wong wrote: Bukkake is a form of porn in which a naked woman plays with herself in front of a room full of 20 or 30 men. Then, the men all walk up and jerk off onto her face one at a time until she's covered in jism.

In essence, it's a video showing a few dozen guys jacking off on a woman's face. I can't figure out why anybody likes it.
Thank you very much, yet again Curiosity has smacked me around...

Posted: 2003-09-29 07:20pm
by zombie84
It just occured to me that this may be entirely useless, seeing as we dont really have any cameras with that high resolution, unless you are watching a movie filmed in 70mm.

Posted: 2003-09-29 10:36pm
by Xenophobe3691
zombie84 wrote:It just occured to me that this may be entirely useless, seeing as we dont really have any cameras with that high resolution, unless you are watching a movie filmed in 70mm.
Well, the originally didn't have cameras in color, but once the medium came out, then the cameras did!

I think...

Posted: 2003-09-29 10:44pm
by phongn
They actually attempyed a 60FPS 70mm format, but it caused similar effects as to the above.

This UHDV requires terabytes per second of video, though, which is a bit excessive ;)

Posted: 2003-09-29 11:58pm
by Xenophobe3691
phongn wrote:They actually attempyed a 60FPS 70mm format, but it caused similar effects as to the above.

This UHDV requires terabytes per second of video, though, which is a bit excessive ;)
Hey, for the rich japanese executives who wish to watch Bukake over and over again, maybe it's worth the cost of investing in memory size development...

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:16am
by kojikun
Well, you dont really hve to worry about memory. Recent developments in photochromosomography is going to make 100TB solid-state drives the size of matchboxes in the near future. So We can all expect to have our own personal copy of the library of congress, or perhaps the entirety of kazaa, on our computers by 2010. :)

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:16am
by Hamel
Urrua, Uruaauauauauauauauaua

Run Hl2 at 40000000x377777777

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:30am
by kojikun
Hamel wrote:Urrua, Uruaauauauauauauauaua

Run Hl2 at 40000000x377777777
::STABSTABSTAB::

Posted: 2003-09-30 01:00am
by Xenophobe3691
kojikun wrote:Well, you dont really hve to worry about memory. Recent developments in photochromosomography is going to make 100TB solid-state drives the size of matchboxes in the near future. So We can all expect to have our own personal copy of the library of congress, or perhaps the entirety of kazaa, on our computers by 2010. :)
Fuck, I expect to have at least two of those drives filled with porn.