If I had my way, I'd have the entire breast implant industry put
on trial for crimes against humanity regarding the porno industry...
Nothing ruins a good porno faster than tits the size of fucking beachballs.
Riducilous tit size in Porno...
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Here Here! It's fucking nasty to see a good looking woman with a pair of jugs on her that would easily rival two normal (yet good looking) ones. It looks really, really painful, and it really doesn't make me horny.
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I happen to be a fan of particularly petite(sp?) Breasts. Like they say, anything more than a handful is overflow. Not attractive at all, as a matter of fact, I don't understand why guys are so obsessed with large breasts (OTHER guys, not us. We're a board full of perverts who want to see mary poppins and Trinity having Hot, Lesbian sex, to coin a phrase.
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Balloon boobs bounce but they don't change shape!!?? 
Fake breasts are a dehumanizing trait, which I suspect were invented to prepare society for androids (which will unlikely ever appear completely human, so the industry and media has opted to 'meet in the middle', so to speak). I also hear they have the added bonus of feeling horrible.
Fake breasts are a dehumanizing trait, which I suspect were invented to prepare society for androids (which will unlikely ever appear completely human, so the industry and media has opted to 'meet in the middle', so to speak). I also hear they have the added bonus of feeling horrible.
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heh. I much prefer natural to synthetic. if I want a barbie doll, I can go to toysrus.
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I haven't a clue why anyone considers that attractive.
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Maybe some people like seeing balloons bounce up!
If so
*gets two ballons and stuffs them down his shirt*
If so
*gets two ballons and stuffs them down his shirt*
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*Pops balloons for the sake of humanity*MKSheppard wrote:Maybe some people like seeing balloons bounce up!
If so
*gets two ballons and stuffs them down his shirt*
The grossest part of implants is they practically hang farther out when the woman is lying on her back than if she's standing or bending over. Those damn implants simply don't move, it's creepy, especially when they're only connected to their body by an area half as big as the breast itself, and it has a lot of underside skin because it's simpyl too big to hold on their chest. It's all part of a dellusion, I'd guess.
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NOOO my MANTITS! NOOODarth Utsanomiko wrote: *Pops balloons for the sake of humanity*
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Ummm, WHAT? Look, if I can touch them they are real in my book. I would rate breast implants right up there with Guttenburg's printing press in terms the best inventions in history.
As for preferring smaller breasts... What do you do with those? I've tried titty F&@*ing smaller ones, and the big ones are MUCH better. And what the hell are you supposed to hold on to? Her nipples?
Ok, natural are indeed the best. I would still take implants over feeling up or screwing a table top though.
As for preferring smaller breasts... What do you do with those? I've tried titty F&@*ing smaller ones, and the big ones are MUCH better. And what the hell are you supposed to hold on to? Her nipples?
Ok, natural are indeed the best. I would still take implants over feeling up or screwing a table top though.
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Well what about my sister, Dolly Parton and Adrianne B. (Escape from New York, Swamp Thing, Batman the Animated Series), they are at the natural upperlimits for humans, and still look better then those crotesqueres that show up, because at least there is an actual SYMMETRY to woemn who have big tit's in nature. they usually aren't just "Top heavy".
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Exactly: there's a natural set of proportions to the body. Aesthetically, (sp?) fake boobs look... fake. You can tell from the woman's form that they're not natural. Aside from that, they don't move right and the breast tissue hardens. That's before you even get into the issue of leakage, infections, loss of sensitivity in the nerves or lower back problems. There's no good reason for them and a lot of good reasons against them.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well what about my sister, Dolly Parton and Adrianne B. (Escape from New York, Swamp Thing, Batman the Animated Series), they are at the natural upperlimits for humans, and still look better then those crotesqueres that show up, because at least there is an actual SYMMETRY to woemn who have big tit's in nature. they usually aren't just "Top heavy".
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I am not a fan of breasts implants. They hardly ever look realistic, and I find them aesthetically unappealing in the extreme for pretty much the same reasons as Uts.
I'm also not much of a fan of larger breasts in general. Generally B size and tops out at about upper C. Smaller breasts are a personal fetish, so it's not like I would turn a woman down just because she had Ds or such, unless they were implants...
I'm also not much of a fan of larger breasts in general. Generally B size and tops out at about upper C. Smaller breasts are a personal fetish, so it's not like I would turn a woman down just because she had Ds or such, unless they were implants...
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