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After reading the most embarrasing way to die thread I came up with this. What is the best way to die ?

Seriously I do not want to die but if I have to I would like to die in a blaze of glory. If there was ever WW3 I would sign up for the side I think is the good guys. Then I would fight for them to death.

I want to die in such a way as to not see it coming. I have an intense fear of death, so I'd have to say either being smashed/vaporized/instantaneously separated into my component molecules would be preferrable. (sp?)

The best way to die is in your sleep, after a long and happy life, next to the person you love.

fall out of something. Freefall kicks ass.

I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.


I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

Zac Naloen wrote:I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.


I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

what the hell, dude?! NEVER?! You poor bastard.

InnerBrat wrote:fall out of something. Freefall kicks ass.

Freefall is hardly a glorious way to die. Besides it is painful. I would rather die as a great soldier so everyone would remember me.

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evilcat4000 wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:fall out of something. Freefall kicks ass.

Freefall is hardly a glorious way to die. Besides it is painful. I would rather die as a great soldier so everyone would remember me.

I didn't say "glorious". What do I care about my reputation? I'm dead.
It's only painful for the split second it takes to hit ground. I plan to be unconscious by then

Zac Naloen wrote:I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

So you've never masturbated? Because that almost always results with an orgasm...

I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

Death from an orgasm would most likely be due to cardiac arrest or such. And it's not restricted to women, but to people who are in very poor physical shape.

i think i answered that question just a couple of days ago in a thread called "die laughing"

and i´d still want to die whil fucking lucy liu up the ass.

it think it was red imperator who had a couple of interesting amendments concerning a femal voleyball team and shakira.

Zac Naloen wrote:the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.

I suggest reading over this thread on masturbation techniques and doing them. There should be enough material there so that you can get an orgasm.

For me, well, dying peacefully in my sleep sounds pretty good. I don't need or want any glory and fanfare.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The best way to die is in your sleep, after a long and happy life, next to the person you love.

AMEN!! That's how I want to go, surrounded by my husband and family.

Chardok wrote:

Zac Naloen wrote:I agree free fall does kick ass...

the first thing that comes to mind would be death from orgasm... but i've never experience an orgasm so i can't really comment on that.


I actually read from somewhere you can die from intense orgasm, although i think they mentioned its only possible for women as theres can last longer and multiply... or something like that

what the hell, dude?! NEVER?! You poor bastard.

well, actually now that i think about it, probably managed to bring myself to orgasm once, but that was a while ago... i don't tend to masturbate very often, just when i'm feeling particularly frustrated

salm wrote:i think i answered that question just a couple of days ago in a thread called "die laughing"

and i´d still want to die whil fucking lucy liu up the ass.

it think it was red imperator who had a couple of interesting amendments concerning a femal voleyball team and shakira.

I like this way of going out.

Of course, I don't plan on dying so...

Death while climaxing.

Death by 15 megaton nuke strapped to your chest in enemy territory

I can't believe hail of gunfire hasn't been mentioned yet. I'm thinking Sonny Corleone from The Godfather.

Holding a chainsaw in one hand, a shotgun in the other, and fighting off hordes of Deadites from overrunning the Dearborn countryside.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Holding a chainsaw in one hand, a shotgun in the other, and fighting off hordes of Deadites from overrunning the Dearborn countryside.

Do you mean having a chainsaw for a hand.

Getting shot by a jealous husband....

Big Crunch.

Proton decay, baby.

boom

I always wanted to be killed by a nuclear missile.


Not a nuclear exsplosion mind you, I meant getting a chin shot from the missile that pops my head off, and then pure atomic fire cleansing any trace of me off the Earth.

I should probably indicate that I don't plan on dying, but if I had to, then I would choose the one I suggested.