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For all the guys here: Ever notice that when your girl (or guy) takes advantage of the sleeping boner, the feelings are much more intense? If I wake up to a blow job (or even a hand job, for that matter), it's like the best thing in the world. Anyone else find this to be true?

Hm. Sex while being stoned? Does that count?

I am talking about when you wake up to it.

It's like I'm having an erotic dream but it's real. Nothing like waking up with my funstick in my GF's vagina and having her slowly ride me. I get a boner just thinking about how good that feels.

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Hm. Sex while being stoned? Does that count?

Seeing as it increases sensation, than yes.

Superman wrote:For all the guys here: Ever notice that when your girl (or guy) takes advantage of the sleeping boner, the feelings are much more intense? If I wake up to a blow job (or even a hand job, for that matter), it's like the best thing in the world. Anyone else find this to be true?

Probably because you have been asllep and are nice and relaxed when you wake up.

This wasn't, by any chance, inspired by the morning wood thread, was it? Because InnerBrat and I got into a fairly involved discussion on this very topic in that thread.

Sorry, haven't had a girl ride me when I woke up.

Jerkin it while stoned, on the other hand...WOW.

Superman wrote:For all the guys here: Ever notice that when your girl (or guy) takes advantage of the sleeping boner, the feelings are much more intense? If I wake up to a blow job (or even a hand job, for that matter), it's like the best thing in the world. Anyone else find this to be true?

My husband says it is, and I tend to like being woken up by a clit nibbling. So we've given each other standing permission to wake each other up thusly. Do make sure you've got permission. Our girlfriend and I have both been raped, which can make it more than a bit of an issue. But if one decides to try it, and gets used to it, oh my...
(wiping vaginal secretions from ceiling and popping hubby's arm back into socket)

My favorite thing to do to him in the morning is to gently retract his hood (he's extremely sensitive underneath) and take him inside me. He's woken up ejaculating a few times. Lotsa fun. And the main reason we all sleep naked.

It's also nice to get him tipsy. He can go at it for fortnights when he's had enough amaretto.

I would shoot my shingle if I had a bottle of carbonated champaigne on my penis in the morning

Metrion Cascade wrote:It's also nice to get him tipsy. He can go at it for fortnights when he's had enough amaretto.

Hmm.
When I've been dirnking, the first thing I want to do when I wake up is not something most people would want to wake up to...

InnerBrat wrote:

Metrion Cascade wrote:It's also nice to get him tipsy. He can go at it for fortnights when he's had enough amaretto.

Hmm.
When I've been dirnking, the first thing I want to do when I wake up is not something most people would want to wake up to...

Tipsy. As in has been drinking. Not hung over. As in was drinking yesterday. He can't drink enough to get hung over.

Metrion Cascade wrote:Tipsy. As in has been drinking. Not hung over. As in was drinking yesterday. He can't drink enough to get hung over.

How do you get him tipsy when he's asleep?

*thinks*

scratch that. It's too early for that mental image.

InnerBrat wrote:

Metrion Cascade wrote:Tipsy. As in has been drinking. Not hung over. As in was drinking yesterday. He can't drink enough to get hung over.

How do you get him tipsy when he's asleep?

*thinks*

scratch that. It's too early for that mental image.

You're silly. I get him tipsy while he's awake. He's a lightweight, so it's easy. It's like turning a hot virgin into a slut every night. We generally don't like to do marathon sex, but sometimes it's nice to waste a whole afternoon on intercourse.

The poing of getting him tipsy being that he's less sensitive tipsy and can mate (I love that word) for ages because his penis isn't threatening to explode every other second. I love that penis, but sometimes I like plain ol' reaming instead of our usual comfy loving nurturing flowers-and-candles lovemaking.