the perfect political party

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-27 10:39pm

chick for president.
falwell for vice president.
robertson for cheif of staff.
ashcroft for attorney general.
tex mars for speaker for the house.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-27 10:40pm

Whatever your on I want some of that stuff too

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-27 10:49pm

hehehe.

c'mon, what would be better then this group?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-27 10:52pm

Whoever considers Falwell for any office needs to be shot on sight

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-27 10:54pm

Isn't this an oxymoron?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-27 10:55pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Isn't this an oxymoron?

wha?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-27 10:56pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Isn't this an oxymoron?
wha?

Perfect Political Party.

oxymoron.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-27 10:57pm

and lets make all of those offices 'for life'

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-27 11:13pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:and lets make all of those offices 'for life'

Hmmm, lets see a war aganist enthic groups, Muslims, Communism, the EU, and the UN is made into a Christain Jihad via Falwell & Ashcroft after the chick is killed. The Rednecks are beat back. Though they breed too fast and constantly fight the world.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-27 11:22pm

I was bored of peace anyway.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-27 11:24pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:chick for president.
falwell for vice president.
robertson for cheif of staff.
ashcroft for attorney general.
tex mars for speaker for the house.

I think you would have a Westminster style government very quickly.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-09-27 11:35pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:hehehe.

c'mon, what would be better then this group?

anything.

Example:

Stalin for President
Hitler for Vice-President
Mao for Chief of Staff
Hagee for Attorney General
Arminius for Speaker for the House.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-28 12:03am

I like it except for arminuis. you have some of the most ruthless manipulators running.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-28 06:44am

President: Thrawn

And we are done

Just kidding

Acutaly intresting Selection

Lenin for President
Churchhill for Vice-President
Al Sharpton for Chief of Staff
Jessey Ventura Secetary of Defense
Stalin for Attorney General

That would be intresting to say the least

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-28 10:56am

Azeron For President
Rumsfeld for vice president
Janet Reno for Attorney General
Oliver North for Secretary of Defense
Alan Keyes for Secretary of State

Now thats a combination

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-28 11:04am

Azeron wrote:Azeron For President
Rumsfeld for vice president
Janet Reno for Attorney General
Oliver North for Secretary of Defense
Alan Keyes for Secretary of State

Now thats a combination

Only you would think that high of yourself.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-28 11:08am

Indeed, I don't think anyone will beat thier record for *Fastest Goverment to be assisnated

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-28 11:13am

Oh please everyone would love us. look i even included a democrat all you commies love, janet reno to make it a true cross spectrum party. I didn;t even give ashcroft a position in my government.

Lets face it, Azeron's "Governence with style" is going to be the most beloved US government ever formed.

I will give the people what they really want, victories over the weak. and I will do it all in the name of democracy adn freedom. I will round up the traitors, expecially those at the NYT and ship thme off to algeria, where they can truely understand the plight the 3rd world and thier truely facist reigmes.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-28 11:26am

Except the people you picked all have under a 30% Approval rating with the Public
Hell Reno besides being an idiot had entire DISCTRICS vote aginst her even aginst the even greater idiot of Jeb Bush

Know any other elections where races whera great many districts went with 80% of the vote for the other guy?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-28 11:30am

You do realize that the president really has limited powers. It's the Senate that runs the government.

Point: Bush has to get the Senate's approval to attack Iraq.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-28 11:33am

Point: Bush has to get the Senate's approval to attack Iraq.

Hate to disagree with you there but he can attack Iraq any day he wants, He has to go to the Senate to get aproval to go to WAR with Iraq, A fine distinction for us in the Armed Serviaces beacuse you can't get Hazard and War pay(Extra +300$ a month nb) unless theres a declared war...

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-28 11:40am

Mr Bean wrote:
Point: Bush has to get the Senate's approval to attack Iraq.
Hate to disagree with you there but he can attack Iraq any day he wants, He has to go to the Senate to get aproval to go to WAR with Iraq, A fine distinction for us in the Armed Serviaces beacuse you can't get Hazard and War pay(Extra +300$ a month nb) unless theres a declared war...

Ok, bad example.

But still, so many things have to go through the Senate and House for approval before it even GETS to the President.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-28 11:42am

Name em! Every single one of them!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-28 03:30pm

Azeron wrote:Azeron For President
Rumsfeld for vice president
Janet Reno for Attorney General
Oliver North for Secretary of Defense
Alan Keyes for Secretary of State

Now thats a combination

You need to be moere diverse than that. I mean, all the people on your ticket are men!

For the first ticket, you might want to add Buchanan, to win the redneck vote.

We should have a "diversity party"

A black crippled Wiccan lesbian for president
A Hispanic guy that speaks no english and is a gay Atheist for VP
A crazy Hawaiian guy that's dyslexic for AG
A Satan-worshipping transvestite for Secretary of Defense

And, to please the PETA people:

A fish for Secretary of State

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-28 05:28pm

That would nbot be hte cased.

When troops go into a "theatre of combat", then they get hazzard pay, and additionally their earnings are tax exempt.

Its not a cut and dry issue as for approval for war. If the congress declares war, the presidnet is obligated to wage it to victory or defeat -- in good faith. The congress can withdraw the forces engaged in a conflict, it may prohibit the president from fighting a war. The congress cannot however prevent the president from using the armed forces from protecting the nation from a "Clear and Preasent Danger", nor would the congress prevent him from doing so in hte first place. The consitution explicitly give the power but also compells the president to defend the nation from an attack, or danger of attack. All that is required, is that president evaluate the circumstances and make a decision that a reasonable person could come to.

Getting Congressional approval is always recommended. It looks like congress will approve considering war with Iraq is floating aroungd 70% and thats before an official appeal from the president to the people for support. WHEN he does that, expect war approval to be at 80-90%.

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