Wife Crushes Husbands Testicles, Kills him

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-03 04:53pm

Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles
Fri October 3, 2003 08:28 AM ET
ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

Link from Reuters

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-10-03 04:55pm

Let me be the one to say that this is fucked up.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-03 04:56pm

[holds groin] Owwwwwww........

~ver

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-10-03 05:06pm

So getting your testicles smashed will kill you? What, the trauma of it?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-10-03 05:10pm

Nathan F wrote:So getting your testicles smashed will kill you? What, the trauma of it?

Trauma, possible internal bleeding, who knows.

But I'm willing to bet that women is going to be executed for the murder.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-03 05:11pm

You know Africa is going down the drain when even the news articles about it are painful to read.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-03 05:15pm

Eh. He tried to beat her. He got what he deserved. It was his own fucking stupidity that killed him, not her modified purple nurple. Fuck him. Better off dead. Fucking asshole wife beater.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-10-03 05:16pm

[high pitch tone]OWWWWWW[high pitch tone] reading it hurt a guys mind.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-10-03 05:19pm

Nathan F wrote:So getting your testicles smashed will kill you? What, the trauma of it?

Do you know just how well vascularised that area is? That's provided the nerve signals alone from the damage don't put you into shock.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-10-03 05:19pm

Nathan F wrote:So getting your testicles smashed will kill you? What, the trauma of it?

He'd be bleeding rather significantly, and that blood would pool. It then likely lead to blood poisoning which killed him.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-10-03 06:42pm

Fucking shit! He ignored the gut wrenching pain for several days only because he was embarrassed? I don't want to say anything bad about him because he did die but I can't help it....what an idiot!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-10-03 06:46pm

Bloody hell

<doubles over in sympathy pain>

Dumbass should'ne have tried to beat his wife...and should've sought medical help...but...OW!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-10-03 07:11pm

I can't say I feel sorry for the guy. You get killed in a fight you started, well, them's the breaks.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-10-03 07:42pm

he took the pain of smashed nuts several days? that screams for a darwin award.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-10-03 08:05pm

Wow, im glad im a woman.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-10-03 08:09pm

I sense there will be an increase in the purchases of cups among wife beaters following this incident.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-10-03 08:14pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I sense there will be an increase in the purchases of cups among wife beaters following this incident.

Only idiots are wifebeaters. Too stupid to buy cups. Come on, WP! You should realize that! Where's the super-sharp pilot wit?! the surreal deductive reasoning?!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-10-03 09:07pm

Holy shit...they hurt just reading that...But the man got what he deserved, he was a drunk wife-beater, nothing less. Just cuz he's in Africa doesn't make him less of one.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-10-03 09:08pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles
Fri October 3, 2003 08:28 AM ET
ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.
Link from Reuters

I gotta agree with Chardok here; guy with five kids tries to beat his wife after she yells at him for spending to much money on booze, he deserves what's comin'

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-10-03 09:13pm

Ha ha ha ha ha...

Anyway, the son of a bitch deserved it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-03 10:41pm

What a ballbuster.

Still, I like to think this is karma in action.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-10-03 11:04pm

All I can say is

It's painful to think about, but the bastard go what he deserved

It's not surprising it was lethal however.

Also consider the possiblibility if a testicle was ruptured. Semen and sexual fluid's leaking into the blood stream could have nasty results. I mean, come on, that stuff is rather sticky....

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-10-03 11:06pm

IIRC, it only takes five and a half pounds of pressure to crush the testicles. This story just screams for a Darwin award.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-10-03 11:32pm

Definitely a woman you don't want to F*** with!

Then again, most women bust a man's balls at one point or another. Too bad she did it literally. Then again, he deserved it.

Agent R · Post by **Agent R** » 2003-10-03 11:41pm

Crushed how? With her bare hands?!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned........

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