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Well, something new happens every day, and I checked off another box in my life experiences I didn't need list last night. Anyways, I was meeting up with my friend at a concert last night in a rather unsavoury part of town. I'm walking down the street towards the concert venue when this woman in high heels steps in front of me and starts talking to me. Her words were something like this, what I was thinking to myself is in brackets.

"Hey, hey hey baby, slow down!" (Huh? WTF?)
"My name is Myisha, you wanna come to my room?" (no, I don't)
"C'mon, it'll be fun, it's just down the street over there" (uh-huh, STD's are fun?)
"I'll give you a good deal" (you'll let me go before I kill you?)
"C'mon, only 95 dollars" (for what, a blowjob or an assfuck?)
"Don't you wanna have a good time?" (yes, but not with you)

Having had enough of this particular life experience, I ran across the street and quick stepped it so she couldn't follow me in her high heels. Never did I think a hooker would try to pick me up as a customer.

*gasp*

*hopes nobody realizes that was her*

*innocent face*

Fighter of Foo wrote:*gasp*

*hopes nobody realizes that was her*

*innocent face*

Liar. Everyone knows that hookers can't use the internet. It's genetic.

Goodness.

With prostitutes not only is there the STD and robbery risks, but there might be the off chance that she'll be a cop and you end up arrested...

Damnit.

its odd, ive never seen a hooker in real life. I go downtown pretty often...so its weird.

Fighter of Foo wrote:Damnit.

its odd, ive never seen a hooker in real life. I go downtown pretty often...so its weird.

Probably because they don't jump in front of you and ask if you want to have a good time, like they did with poor ol' Aerius (and with his gf out of the country, too).

My guess is that they don't think 13 year-old girls make good johns. Go figure.

"Keep touching yourself at night"

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:

Fighter of Foo wrote:Damnit.

its odd, ive never seen a hooker in real life. I go downtown pretty often...so its weird.

Probably because they don't jump in front of you and ask if you want to have a good time, like they did with poor ol' Aerius (and with his gf out of the country, too).

My guess is that they don't think 13 year-old girls make good johns. Go figure.

i just deleted this post cuz im confused....

lol

You realise he said "as johns", right?

I doubt many prostitutes would have sex with a thirteen-year-old girl, paying or not...

I've spent a fair bit of time thinking about this incident today and in hindsight it wasn't that out of the ordinary. For one thing the concert venue was located only a few blocks away from "Hooker Harvey's" which is the main prostitution area in Toronto. The streets were busier than normal because of the concert which would make picking up customers easier & less noticeable. I was not paying enough attention, my attention was set at "low" instead of "paranoid" (had a long day, still, no excuse") so I didn't see the hooker until it was too late & she stepped in front of me, shoulda seen it earlier but didn't. And finally I was alone since I hadn't met up with my friend yet, making me a more promising hooker customer. 1+1+1+1=4, and a hooker tried to pick me up.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You realise he said "as johns", right?

I doubt many prostitutes would have sex with a thirteen-year-old girl, paying or not...

*Gets the mental image of a very awkward, risque version of Milk Money*

90$? a cute chick in my sophemore yr offered for 20.

You had a prostitute in sophomore year?

Enforcer Talen wrote:90$? a cute chick in my sophemore yr offered for 20.

Hmm was wise to avoid.

Price that low...a hand job?

everything. I didnt take her up on it.

I've been solicited by prostitutes before, appropriately enough every time in the Strip. One was actually pretty cute too. I commented that she wasn't bad at all and then suggested to her that I'd let her sleep with me if she paid fifteen dollars and I'd even buy her some chinese afterwards.

And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

*Waits for an army of femi-nazi's to trace this transmission and swarm on Mike's house.*

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

That is one of the most whorible things I have ever read...

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

Holy shit, if I ever said that in my house, I'd be run over by both my parents...Let's see, when's the next time I'm headed home...

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

Preach, brother, preach!!!!

AdmiralKanos wrote:And then there's the old saying that all woman are prostitutes, and the smart ones are ambitious enough to go for half your worldly assets instead of settling for a mere hundred bucks

And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.


[size=0]Anyway in some cases he`s right some chicks will open the barn for the richest sob around[/size]

But I thought there was no STDs in Canada...

Montcalm wrote:
And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.

Say wha now?

Darth Fanboy wrote:

Montcalm wrote:
And here`s why ladies and gentlemen AdmiralKanos is single.

Say wha now?

I don`t know but with a comment like that surely you`ll end up alone.