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My Dolphins!!!

Posted: 2003-10-05 05:33pm
by Chardok
Dolphins kick the SHIT out of the Giants!!! WOO HOO!!
3 and 1 Baby! My PHINS RULE!!!


Scoreboard: F
DOLPHINS 23
GIANTS 10

Re: My Dolphins!!!

Posted: 2003-10-05 05:46pm
by Knife
Chardok wrote:Dolphins kick the SHIT out of the Giants!!! WOO HOO!!
3 and 1 Baby! My PHINS RULE!!!


Scoreboard: F
DOLPHINS 23
GIANTS 10
You have a long road ahead of you in the AFC buddy.

Posted: 2003-10-05 05:55pm
by Captain Cyran
You're a Dolphin fan?

*Turns Chardok into a rapidly expanding cloud of atoms*

SQUISH THE FISH!!

If you like the Bills...you hate the Dolphins...it's a rule.

Posted: 2003-10-05 06:21pm
by Chardok
Captain_Cyran wrote:You're a Dolphin fan?

*Turns Chardok into a rapidly expanding cloud of atoms*

SQUISH THE FISH!!

If you like the Bills...you hate the Dolphins...it's a rule.

I know. Squish the fish, but you guys didn't do so hot last time.... :twisted:

don't worry, the dolphins have an annoying habit of kicking tons of ass.
Til december. Then they begin sucking the gay right out of liberace's anus.

Posted: 2003-10-05 10:47pm
by Gandalf
What sport is this?

Posted: 2003-10-05 10:51pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Gandalf wrote:What sport is this?
*pummels Gandalf with a night-stick*

Go back to watching rugby, Aussie.

Posted: 2003-10-05 10:52pm
by The Dark
Gandalf wrote:What sport is this?
American rules football. Dolphins are the team from Miami. Only team ever to have a perfect season; too bad they've sucked ever since :wink: .

Posted: 2003-10-05 10:52pm
by Kuja
Chardok wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:You're a Dolphin fan?

*Turns Chardok into a rapidly expanding cloud of atoms*

SQUISH THE FISH!!

If you like the Bills...you hate the Dolphins...it's a rule.

I know. Squish the fish, but you guys didn't do so hot last time.... :twisted:

don't worry, the dolphins have an annoying habit of kicking tons of ass.
Til december. Then they begin sucking the gay right out of liberace's anus.
Oh, and guess when they're playing the Bills again...in Buffalo...THE END OF DECEMBER! *laughs maniacally* VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!

Posted: 2003-10-05 11:00pm
by HemlockGrey
And the Eagles won too, but in the most absurd manner possible.

Posted: 2003-10-05 11:05pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
HemlockGrey wrote:And the Eagles won too, but in the most absurd manner possible.
I saw that.... that throw at the end resulted in many screams at the tv where I was... "HE WAS OPEN!"

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:12am
by Chardok
Kuja wrote:Oh, and guess when they're playing the Bills again...in Buffalo...THE END OF DECEMBER! *laughs maniacally* VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!

I guess you've missed the Bills' latest games....
you make me laugh, O superimposed punkinhed. As bad as the 'fins have blown goats in December, they've not been as bad as the Bills of late. (admittedly i did not see the Bills' most recent game.) HEY! GUESS WHAT ALL?! I live in Jacksonville, you all know that, but on October 12th, I will feel like I'm in Miami again when the 'Fins come ROLLIN INTO J'ville to play the Fucksonville Faguars!!! WOOT! I can't WAIT to see ricky willimas stomp the shit out of that line! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! 'twill be a sweet, sweet day in Phinfan history...especially after our 62-10 ass raping of a few years ago.

Plus, I've been wearing my Good luck shirt every Fins game I've watched, and they've not let me down yet! See get this: I wore my lucky fins shirt every game day EXCEPT the day they played Houston. annnnnnnnnnd They lost. When I wear it, They WINWINWINWINWIN!!! WOOOHOO!!!
I'm not superstitious, but...
WAIT!
YES I AM!!
We goin ALL DA WAY, BABY!!! THE RICKY SHOW IS COMING TO JACKSONVILLE!!!!

/shameless fanboy rant off

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:21am
by Kuja
Chardok wrote:
Kuja wrote:Oh, and guess when they're playing the Bills again...in Buffalo...THE END OF DECEMBER! *laughs maniacally* VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!

I guess you've missed the Bills' latest games....
you make me laugh, O superimposed punkinhed. As bad as the 'fins have blown goats in December, they've not been as bad as the Bills of late. (admittedly i did not see the Bills' most recent game.)
They won. The momentum is returning to the Herd. Soon, they shall crush all who stand before them.

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:28am
by Chardok
Kuja.

You poor, poor, man. they played the Bengals. It took them to OVERTIME to beat them. that's not momentum. I have a big bulp cup sitting on my desk right now that stands a fair chance at beating the Bengals in regulation. :lol:
But alright, they're 2-2 and play the Jets next week. Good luck on that one! The Phins, on the other hand...
Well to be honest. the jags are going to trash us. such is the fate of a finfan. to know your tem can beat superbowl contenders and powerhouses of the AFc and still get your ass handed to you by the shittiest team in the league (Ref. the last 9 out of 10 meetings with the Jets.)

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:31am
by Knife
Kuja and Chardok;

Meet the AFC champions this season.

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:34am
by Chardok
Bills:
Sunday, 10/26 8:30 PM ET at Kansas City
Phins:
Are not interested in playing the pitiful Chiefs.

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:40am
by Knife
Chardok wrote:Bills:
Sunday, 10/26 8:30 PM ET at Kansas City
Phins:
Are not interested in playing the pitiful Chiefs.
At the rate the Chiefs are going, you'll have to play them to get past post season. :wink:

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:51am
by Darth Fanboy
Kuja wrote:
They won. The momentum is returning to the Herd. Soon, they shall crush all who stand before them.
unless its the SUper Bowl.

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:09pm
by Kuja
Chardok wrote:Kuja.

You poor, poor, man. they played the Bengals. It took them to OVERTIME to beat them. that's not momentum. I have a big bulp cup sitting on my desk right now that stands a fair chance at beating the Bengals in regulation. :lol:
This is only the beginning.
But alright, they're 2-2
3-2!
and play the Jets next week. Good luck on that one! The Phins, on the other hand...
'Luck'? What is this 'luck' you speak of? Whatever it is, we don't need it.
Well to be honest. the jags are going to trash us. such is the fate of a finfan. to know your tem can beat superbowl contenders and powerhouses of the AFc and still get your ass handed to you by the shittiest team in the league (Ref. the last 9 out of 10 meetings with the Jets.)
*shrug*

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:11pm
by Kuja
Chardok wrote:Bills:
Sunday, 10/26 8:30 PM ET at Kansas City
Phins:
Are far too frightened to stand against the pitiful Chiefs.
Well, now... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-10-06 12:22pm
by Chardok
I GROW WEARY OF THE ALTERING OF POSTS ON THIS FORUM! DIE PATHETIC MORTAL! i'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!

:evil:

Posted: 2003-10-06 01:16pm
by Kyle
Chardok wrote:Kuja.

You poor, poor, man. they played the Bengals. It took them to OVERTIME to beat them. that's not momentum. I have a big bulp cup sitting on my desk right now that stands a fair chance at beating the Bengals in regulation. :lol:
Yeah well, I'm obligated to stick up for my bengals. So I'll just mention that Corey Dillon was hurt for that game and Rudi Johnson is not anywhere near as good.

I'll also add this, fear Chad Johnson. For you do not know who he is yet but you will one day and you will fear his skills.

We're finally turning it around, I can say that as a long term bengals fan, I can actually see a difference this year, and it's going to stick. All hail Marvin Lewis.

Posted: 2003-10-06 01:18pm
by Kuja
Chardok wrote:i'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!
oOPS, i HIT THE cAPS lOCK! :P

Posted: 2003-10-06 01:54pm
by Iceberg
Maybe the Bills will win the Super Bowl eventually... but only if they're playing the Minnesota Vikings...

Posted: 2003-10-06 02:20pm
by Captain Cyran
Iceberg wrote:Maybe the Bills will win the Super Bowl eventually... but only if they're playing the Minnesota Vikings...
No...It's not gonna happen. We'll get to the finals a thousand and one times...but we'll never get the final victory. It is part of the Buffalo Curse.

Posted: 2003-10-06 02:22pm
by Knife
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Maybe the Bills will win the Super Bowl eventually... but only if they're playing the Minnesota Vikings...
No...It's not gonna happen. We'll get to the finals a thousand and one times...but we'll never get the final victory. It is part of the Buffalo Curse.
You can take comfort in that they used to say the same for Denver, and look how that turned out. Just retire your A list superstar player, and the powers that be will grant you a superbowl. :wink: