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Just in case you had any faith in humanity...
Posted: 2003-10-06 12:38am
by HemlockGrey
Posted: 2003-10-06 12:43am
by Joe
God, I can't read anymore.
Posted: 2003-10-06 12:48am
by Xenophobe3691
Yet again, we see more whoring of our future to pander to today's immediate greed. STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR EDUCATION!
Posted: 2003-10-06 12:50am
by Joe
Xenophobe3691 wrote:Yet again, we see more whoring of our future to pander to today's immediate greed. STOP CUTTING FUNDING FOR EDUCATION!
We aren't cutting funding for education. Believe it or not, throwing money at a problem sometime isn't the solution.
Posted: 2003-10-06 12:52am
by Sea Skimmer
The United States needs an ATOMIC CONFLICT, to thin out the future generation. And the latest photoshop is fucking funny as hell
Posted: 2003-10-06 12:55am
by Exonerate
SA.com wrote:
oh!
i suffer so
life is pain to me
why wont it end
why wont it end
oh i suffer so
life is a pain to me
...the guy can't even write poetry with more than 20 different words.
Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:09am
by Alferd Packer
I'm in tears.
From laughing, that is.
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:16am
by HemlockGrey
It starts getting a wee bit disturbing on the last page or so...
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:19am
by drifter god
delete this, and never speak of it again
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:20am
by Coaan
The gene pool needs rechlorinating is all...some of us have to live on this hell hole too
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:24am
by fgalkin
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:29am
by El Moose Monstero
Not to use a tired old cliche, but...
Arghhhh... my eyes... must remove the trauma (esp. the last page...) Where's that rusty spoon?
![Evil or Very Mad :evil:](./images/smilies/icon_evil.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:30am
by Knife
Exonerate wrote:SA.com wrote:
oh!
i suffer so
life is pain to me
why wont it end
why wont it end
oh i suffer so
life is a pain to me
...the guy can't even write poetry with more than 20 different words.
Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
When I read that, mentaly I could hear the *chick chunck* of a shotgun to help the poor soul end his misery.
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:37am
by Shinova
To all those stupid people:
Just, don't bother. Trying to think is way too much of a difficulty and a waste of time for you. Just let us smart people do all the work. Better that way.
Of course, that'd be how it is in the ideal world. Too bad stupid people want to "do something for the world" or try to control it too.
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:45am
by DPDarkPrimus
Jesus Christ, those kids are stupid...
HEY KID, YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MASTURBATE? TOUCH YOUR PENIS A LOT, YOU'LL FIGURE OUT EVENTUALLY!
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:48am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Pffft. I trolled* one such teen board some time ago, I can tell you that this ain't shit diddly.
No moderators.
All 12-14 year olds.
All idiots.
*This can be hard, as normal "troll" behaviour is indistinguishable from normal board activity. So mostly I ran around mocking them and correcting their spelling, grammar, and syntax.
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:50am
by haas mark
The human race is doomed.. but this is still funny as shit..
~ver
Posted: 2003-10-06 01:55am
by Shinova
JediNeophyte wrote:*This can be hard, as normal "troll" behaviour is indistinguishable from normal board activity. So mostly I ran around mocking them and correcting their spelling, grammar, and syntax.
LOL
I should try that sometime.
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:01am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
I'm sorely tempted to go dig up that link... I think I remember my username there...
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:04am
by Sea Skimmer
Exonerate wrote:
Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.
Stupidity only spreads like that when we have the full weight of modern society to keep the idiots from killing themselves accidentally. A hail of atomic bombs will change that.
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:08am
by haas mark
Sea Skimmer wrote:Exonerate wrote:
Sea Skimmer: Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.
Stupidity only spreads like that when we have the full weight of modern society to keep the idiots from killing themselves accidentally. A hail of atomic bombs will change that.
As well as get rid of everyone else in the process........
~ver
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:13am
by El Moose Monstero
...and maybe that's no bad thing... *herald of armageddon emoticon*
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:14am
by Sea Skimmer
verilon wrote:
As well as get rid of everyone else in the process........
~ver
If by everyone else, you mean a small minority of the world's population, then your right.
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:18am
by Gandalf
Exonerate wrote:Bad idea, by reducing the population, it makes it easier for genes for stupidity to spread throughout the population.
Not if places with high idiots are nuked, you could call it the War on Stupidity.
Posted: 2003-10-06 02:18am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Holy shit. I found those forums, it appears they're still active and, surprisingly enough, more intelligent people have shown up. Scary.
The idiots are still there though, and strong as ever.
http:/ /forum.coolteenworld.com/index.jsp
My old account is Troll (CR 5). I forgot my password and recreated as Troll (CR 7). Let the trolling commence...