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So?

Bob Dole requires Viagra to get his equipment working. Obviously, he is no sex machine.

Ummmm...methinks this is kinda sorta going perhaps a tad bit too far...

Alyrium Denryle wrote:So?

Thank you so much for scarring me for life with that horrible mental picture.

wtf were you thinking? Corection: Were you thinking!?

I am bored and in a sadistic mood...be afraid, you remember what happened last time...

Note:This happens every couple weeks, pay it no mind.

Actually, with the use of viagra, it would make him a sex machine. He just turns it on like a light switch. Yeah baby, yeah

RayCav of ASVS wrote:Ummmm...methinks this is kinda sorta going perhaps a tad bit too far...

Methinks he should be shot. And I'm being merciful.

My inspiration comes from the song "Bob Dole Sex Machine" It is freakishly funny, Lines Like "He got my girlfriend yesterday, I cought him with my mom today BOB DOLE SEX MACHINE"

damn bob dole. <Runs outside and holds down the trigger and turns 360 degrees around>

Alyrium Denryle wrote:My inspiration comes from the song "Bob Dole Sex Machine" It is freakishly funny, Lines Like "He got my girlfriend yesterday, I cought him with my mom today BOB DOLE SEX MACHINE"

Ok now I get it! Hehehe, look at me laugh, hehehe!

*says RayCav as Alyrium pulls his magic on him*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:My inspiration comes from the song "Bob Dole Sex Machine" It is freakishly funny, Lines Like "He got my girlfriend yesterday, I cought him with my mom today BOB DOLE SEX MACHINE"

Just posting that has to be a bannable offense. Just got to be....... that just not right.... not right.

No. I have done worse. Like posting pictures of half nude men on the Portman vs Dunst thread.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:No. I have done worse. Like posting pictures of half nude men on the Portman vs Dunst thread.

Trust me what you have done in this horrible horrible thread will go down in the history of the Internet as one of the worst acts ever committed. Right up there with Es Arkajae from Spacebattles.com posting his Janeway porn. Hell has no horror greater than naked shriveled old people fucking.

And for pity's sake Bob, impotence is natures way of telling you to stop fucking.

Stormbringer wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:No. I have done worse. Like posting pictures of half nude men on the Portman vs Dunst thread.

Trust me what you have done in this horrible horrible thread will go down in the history of the Internet as one of the worst acts ever committed. Right up there with Es Arkajae from Spacebattles.com posting his Janeway porn. Hell has no horror greater than naked shriveled old people fucking.

Just for bringing that up, your going up against the wall alongside Alyrium, assuming I don&#8217;t just nuke you both.

I could do worse. I COULD find nude pictures of Good old Dole and post them

But I wont I am not that evil

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I could do worse. I COULD find nude pictures of Good old Dole and post them

By the power of 56K I am amply protected against a most unnatural threat such as that.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:But I wont I am not that evil

Not to mention that would kill you before you could post them.

<insert diabolical laughter here>

Alyrium Denryle wrote:<insert diabolical laughter here>

<Inserts four foot broadsword into Alyrium>

Right up there with Es Arkajae from Spacebattles.com posting his Janeway porn. Hell has no horror greater than naked shriveled old people fucking.

SWEET MERCY OF THE WHITE CHRIST!! That is beyond terrifying

<Locks onto USS Voyager with GRIDFIRE system and blows the ship and all crew straight to hell>

Alyrium Denryle wrote:So?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*Imperial Crewmen watch as Lennox's melt, and Lennox gets new clone eyes inserted* The song is funny, but the initial shock & trauma will was surprising. And my 56k modem provides info before the pic download is done. Haha