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How much money would you have to be paid to participate in a homosexual clusterfuck?

(Yes, this question is for straight males only.)

This question has been idly stewing in my mind for a while since some other threads, so humour me. At what point is your hetero revulsion overcome by the lust for cash?

$100K would pay off college and then some. I'll just get drunk before I go in and hope I don't remember any of it.

Is the person who voted $100 willing to identify themselves, or are they desireous to remain a curious statistical fact of this board?

At various times and various places, this question (or one close to it) gets asked at work or among buddies. Basicly if you start getting six zero's in a number, the offer starts getting acceptable.

At ten million, well ten mil buys alot of self respect.

At a hundred million, I'd give him a hell of a ride.

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:(Yes, this question is for straight males only.)

Boooo!
I'd sell myself pretty cheap, too.

Dunno if I could buy a straight guy and keep my self respect, however. Maybe....

Frank Hipper wrote:

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:(Yes, this question is for straight males only.)

Boooo!
I'd sell myself pretty cheap, too.

Dunno if I could by a straight guy and keep my self respect, however. Maybe....

I'm buying them for you for research purposes. The male part of GALE just has to do the sweaty work.

P.S. there is a poll section for you to answer, y'know.

Knife wrote:At various times and various places, this question (or one close to it) gets asked at work or among buddies. Basicly if you start getting six zero's in a number, the offer starts getting acceptable.

At ten million, well ten mil buys alot of self respect.

At a hundred million, I'd give him a hell of a ride.

A million greenbacks opens a fair number of doors. Though--what about what Uraniun said? Would you do it to pay off your college debt if you had one and it was real bad? Would being in bad financial shape make you lower your standards, uh, further?

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'm buying them for you for research purposes. The male part of GALE just has to do the sweaty work.

P.S. there is a poll section for you to answer, y'know.

You should have had the option "I'm a gay man and laughing at this", as well.

But, if there's sweaty work to be done, I shall perform with great gusto.

Would you do it to pay off your college debt if you had one and it was real bad? Would being in bad financial shape make you lower your standards, uh, further?

I think with 10 mil, I'd probably go ahead and get an education. However, no, dire straights and all, I would still probably demand 000,000 to be after a number before I got poked. Thats pretty much the line in the sand for me.

*Edited, thanks Frank*

Vast sums of money would be necessary, and even then, it would still be out of the question if Rebecca had a problem with it.

Knife wrote:

Would you do it to pay off your college debt if you had one and it was real bad? Would being in bad financial shape make you lower your standards, uh, further?

I think with 10 mil, I'd probably go ahead and get an education. However, no, dire straights and all, I would still probably demand 000,000 to be infront of a number before I got poked. Thats pretty much the line in the sand for me.

I believe you want to edit that. 'Cause I got a dollar.

10k for me, only if it was under sanitary conditions. What do I have to lose?

I believe you want to edit that. 'Cause I got a dollar.

Whoopsey, fixed that right quick. Thanks Frank, oh and I'm a fat white old guy, you can do better.

I'm thinking somewhere between $1000000 and $10000000. Simply because if I'm going to do it, then I want to do it for enough to live on for the rest of my life. And $1000000 isnt going to do it, as thats only about 750000 quid.

Enough to buy a North London pimp house, but that's about it...

I don't see this event happening to me for any amount of cash.

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Is the person who voted $100 willing to identify themselves, or are they desireous to remain a curious statistical fact of this board?

Let Shep have his privacy.

$10,000,000 secures myself a future. Since there was no bigger number I went with that.

Although the liberal use of the term "Clusterfuck" has me a bit nervous.

I'd never have sex for money, regardless of the amount or the person(s) involved.

I'd like to know what is meant by "homosexual clusterfuck". If it's just me and one other guy, the price is going to be lower than if it's like twenty guys going crazy on me.

Depending on the circumstances, my price starts at 100 large.

beyond hope wrote:I'd never have sex for money, regardless of the amount or the person(s) involved.

LOL! You're fucking priceless! (pun intended)

Robert Treder wrote:

beyond hope wrote:I'd never have sex for money, regardless of the amount or the person(s) involved.

LOL! You're fucking priceless! (pun intended)

Now that's just not true... I've processed my own purchase order in a couple different offices, so I know exactly how much money the temp agency makes pimping me out.

I'd trade my arse if it'd save the life of a family or friend, but that's fucking it, no amount of money will get you access to my backdoor.

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: Would being in bad financial shape make you lower your standards, uh, further?

Almost certainly. After all that's how all the cheap pros end up doing what they do.

I reckon that, for me, the amount would be somewhere in the region of one to two orders of magnitude greater than (the absolute value of) the balance in my current account at the time. I'll therefore go with $100,000

Question for the guys who've named their price, would you do it again (and again) for the same money? Or would it be a one-off thing?

Incidentally, I have in the murky past effectively prostituted myself by screwing someone who under normal circumstances I would not find at all attractive, for business advantage. This was heterosexual one-on-one, and the amount I stood to gain was much less than $100k. I'm neither proud nor ashamed of doing this, it's just one of those things you have to do. I'd probably feel the same way about the "homosexual clusterfuck" whatever that might involve, so I suppose I could be persuaded to settle for much less then $100k in this case too. And I further suppose that once I'd done one session, it would be fairly easy to get me to do another.

Never. Absolutely no way.

While 10 Million is tempting...not gonna happen.

Somehow even dirt poor I'd have some shred of dignity(maybe becoming some test subject for who knows what type of drug)