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Where the fuck I have been and WTF has happened to me.

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Ya I'm back so you can stop thinking you all got rid of me :P
I have been off line because I got into a fight with a chain-saw.
I was re-blading it when the chain sliped and tore my hand open to the bone, damm near lost my baby finger and a good chunk of my palm.
That fucking hurt!
To top all that happy horse shit off I have this realy fucked up flu that has been working me over and then one of my dogs got road killed.

Needless to say I'm not a happy camper.

So how the fuck have all of you been?
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That sounds awful. Sorry about your turn of shitty fortune, Hitman.
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Thanks Wong it could have been a lot worse, this type of shit always happens to me and my family around this time of the year.
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Really? Are you a magnet for bad luck or something?
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Shit, sorry to hear that, are they re-attaching the bits of your hand?
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Darth Wong wrote:Really? Are you a magnet for bad luck or something?
At this time of the year yes, because for the past few months I have been very luckly so it's sort of blacing things out and there are a few other reason why that I'm not going to get into.
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Gandalf wrote:Shit, sorry to hear that, are they re-attaching the bits of your hand?
No I did not lose any fingers just a lot of skin, mussle and blood but ion the up and up it's healing quite well and so far there does not seem to be any major nevre or tendon damage.
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We're glad you're back. We were missing you too...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:We're glad you're back. We were missing you too...
Thanks it's good to be back.
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Are you able to use your hand more or less normally now?

(My condolences about all that bad shit, BTW.)
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Hopefully it'll all work out.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Are you able to use your hand more or less normally now?

(My condolences about all that bad shit, BTW.)
Ya I have about 86% use of my baby finger, might get more of it back after I'm all healed up and thanks I'll be glad when this is all over with.
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:We're glad you're back. We were missing you too...
Thanks it's good to be back.
Ya welkum any time :D *refrains from hugging the El Tee for fear of a horrible death involving sensitive body parts being blown up with high explosives or a Travem-induced melting-into-a-pile-of-goo incident...*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:We're glad you're back. We were missing you too...
Thanks it's good to be back.
Ya welkum any time :D *refrains from hugging the El Tee for fear of a horrible death involving sensitive body parts being blown up with high explosives or a Travem-induced melting-into-a-pile-of-goo incident...*
Good boy you get a scooby snack!
* throws a scooby snack towards Eini *
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote: Thanks it's good to be back.
Ya welkum any time :D *refrains from hugging the El Tee for fear of a horrible death involving sensitive body parts being blown up with high explosives or a Travem-induced melting-into-a-pile-of-goo incident...*
Good boy you get a scooby snack!
* throws a scooby snack towards Eini *
Umm *runs*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
LT.Hit-Man wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Ya welkum any time :D *refrains from hugging the El Tee for fear of a horrible death involving sensitive body parts being blown up with high explosives or a Travem-induced melting-into-a-pile-of-goo incident...*
Good boy you get a scooby snack!
* throws a scooby snack towards Eini *
Umm *runs*
Ahh well.
* walks away from the discarded scooby snack *
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:Ya I'm back so you can stop thinking you all got rid of me :P
I have been off line because I got into a fight with a chain-saw.
I was re-blading it when the chain sliped and tore my hand open to the bone, damm near lost my baby finger and a good chunk of my palm.
That fucking hurt!
Well. At least you'll get a sweet scar when it's all healed. Shame 'bout all the pain though.
To top all that happy horse shit off I have this realy fucked up flu that has been working me over and then one of my dogs got road killed.
Sorry to hear that. My family had to put down our golden retriever a bit after Easter. It's a tough place. And the flu sucks too.
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Sriad wrote: Well. At least you'll get a sweet scar when it's all healed. Shame 'bout all the pain though.

Sorry to hear that. My family had to put down our golden retriever a bit after Easter. It's a tough place. And the flu sucks too.
Ah man sorry to hear about your loss, was the retriever old?

As for having a scar I don't know about that, for some reason I real don't scar up that much, good chance that your right on that matter but with the way things have been going right now I am not sure on anything realy.
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Not nearly as bad as you are having.

Nice to hear from ya though...still the hand incident makes me cringe slightly(jeebus).
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:Ya I'm back so you can stop thinking you all got rid of me :P
I have been off line because I got into a fight with a chain-saw.
I was re-blading it when the chain sliped and tore my hand open to the bone, damm near lost my baby finger and a good chunk of my palm.
That fucking hurt!
To top all that happy horse shit off I have this realy fucked up flu that has been working me over and then one of my dogs got road killed.
Shit..................FUCK! :shock:

Man oh man that is fucked up. Ouch.
Needless to say I'm not a happy camper.

So how the fuck have all of you been?
Better than you, safe to say. :wink:
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Ghost Rider wrote:Not nearly as bad as you are having.

Nice to hear from ya though...still the hand incident makes me cringe slightly(jeebus).
Glad to hear things are ok for you.
Ya that realy fucking gave me a fright for a second when it happened then when I saw that I had not lost anot major parts of my hand I was pissed off something bad and I'l still in some major pain but it's not as bad as it was, luckly I was not using the chain-saw when I got hurt other wise I'd be in hurt locker worse then I am now.
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Good to have you back, LT.

But I don't want to know any more...
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Reminds me of my step dad.

I believe he's got you beat on sheer gross out factor though.

The way I hear it, him and friend "Wall" (Short for "Stonewall" (very big guy from the south go fig))
are walking the perimeter when the VC or NVA launch a mortar attack.

The Gernade/bomb lands directly in "wall's" crotch, burns for a few seconds and explodes. One fragment slices right through my stepdad's left arm, nearly taking it off, the military somehow manageds to reconnect all of the muscle and discharge him early. He was less then 3 feet/1 meter from the Mortar round standing up when it went off.
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Holy Great almighty christ in heaven playing contra 2! What a shit time! Please tell me the docs gave you some good painkillers? I am of the mind that pain killers do nothing to kill pain, they just make it so you don't care about the pain...one of man's greatest inventions. changes a screaming man into a content kitty cat sleeping on a fluffy ball of earwax...mmh....


oh, anyway, I'm very happy to hear that you lost no fingers and would hazard to say that you should consider yourself very lucky indeed for that at least, methinks. And I hate it for you about your dog, man. I know how hard it is, really, dude. Especially one you've had for many years. as you stated, though the universe must balance itself out!

I wish you luck!
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hmmmm

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Was the chain saw running when you tried to put the chain back on it???? :P

j/k
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