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My parents are going to New Orleans for the weekend....









PARTY TIME!

My father might move overseas. If he does he will ask me to watch his house for the entire assignment which is several years. Beat that!

Hehehe, are you going to dance in your underwear like Tom Cruise?

OK, here's what you do. Get off the computer, unplug it, and put it in a closet. Set up speakers on your sound system for surround sound. Break out your prepared party music (you do have prepared party music, don't you?). Go to the local college and put on their bulliten board that there is a party going on at your house and there will be lots of booze and music. Once the party kicks off and everyone is drinking and having a good time, seduce a hot co-ed. After all this is done, get your computer back out of the closet, plug it back in, and then tell us you partied.

TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Hehehe, are you going to dance in your underwear like Tom Cruise?

Depends on how tanked I get.

^^ that sounds like a good plan to me.

I have a party next week, high chance of me pulling a girl... for the second time

Gil Hamilton wrote:OK, here's what you do. Get off the computer, unplug it, and put it in a closet. Set up speakers on your sound system for surround sound.

I already have surround sound hooked up to the stereo in the family room.

Break out your prepared party music (you do have prepared party music, don't you?).

Naturally.

Go to the local college and put on their bulliten board that there is a party going on at your house and there will be lots of booze and music.

Sort of already done.

Once the party kicks off and everyone is drinking and having a good time, seduce a hot co-ed.

Me likes this idea.

After all this is done, get your computer back out of the closet, plug it back in, and then tell us you partied.

OK, but you better not scream "BASTARD!" when I tell you how good a time I had.

Oh, and photographic evidence that this party actually took place.

OK, but you better not scream "BASTARD!" when I tell you how good a time I had.

As long as there are no bastard children, im sure no one will be screaming at you

Gil Hamilton wrote:Oh, and photographic evidence that this party actually took place.

I actually don't recommend this, last time i had a photo taken of me at a party well... i posted it in the what do you look like thread... innerbrat seemed to like it though

Gil Hamilton wrote:Oh, and photographic evidence that this party actually took place.

As my mom is taking the camera with her and I refuse to shell out for one of those one-roll ones, that would be impossible.

Kuja wrote:As my mom is taking the camera with her and I refuse to shell out for one of those one-roll ones, that would be impossible.

That's convenient.

I got my dorm to myself this weekend, too, w00t!

My dad gets the house to himself for Saturday, as my brother and I will be out camping. And not only that, he's legally allowed to drink!

Kuja wrote:My parents are going to New Orleans for the weekend....

PARTY TIME!

New Orleans huh? No matter what type of wild party filled with free flowing booze and sexual perversion involving men, women, and goats you throw, it will not compare to what your parents will experience in the Big Easy. Think about that.

TrailerParkJawa wrote:My father might move overseas. If he does he will ask me to watch his house for the entire assignment which is several years. Beat that!

Hehehe, are you going to dance in your underwear like Tom Cruise?

He should do the other thing Tom Cruise did.

Open a brothel.

Captain_Cyran wrote:My parents are gonna be home for the long weekend...and to make matters worse this is beginning to look like one of those bitch times for my mother. (Oh how RARE those are )

Fuckers...

Have a good time though Kuja. And don't get TOO tanked. Here's an idea though. If you have a party, make sure everybody else gets tanked...and get out the twister board. Let the hilarity insue.

Oh, and make sure to invite all of us.

Eh. As long as I'm drinking, I don't mind how things are going.

Have you seen the movie "Risky Business"? If that movie is to be believed you can turn your house into a whorehouse and make tens of thousands of dollars in a single night.

aerius wrote:Have you seen the movie "Risky Business"? If that movie is to be believed you can turn your house into a whorehouse and make tens of thousands of dollars in a single night.

Movies are'nt true?

Wicked Pilot wrote:New Orleans huh? No matter what type of wild party filled with free flowing booze and sexual perversion involving men, women, and goats you throw, it will not compare to what your parents will experience in the Big Easy. Think about that.

I'd rather not.