Happy B-Day
Posted: 2003-10-10 04:09pm
Today is my birthday. I am now 17! 
At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.
Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy.
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Posted: 2003-10-10 04:11pm
Good then. Now go try and pass yourself off as 18 and get a few porno mags.
At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.
Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy.
At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.
Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy.
Posted: 2003-10-10 04:15pm
One year away from being legal
Posted: 2003-10-10 04:21pm
Happy Birthday, Agent Fisher!
I would tell you to party hard, but if your avatar is any indication you already did that
Happy Birthday from the rest of us, too, Master Fisher.
And I would advise You to not party too hard. I still remember Master Bruce's 17th birthday *shudders*
Will you shut up already?
Seriously, have a good one! Unless you believe in reincarnation, you'll only turn 17 once.
I would tell you to party hard, but if your avatar is any indication you already did that
Happy Birthday from the rest of us, too, Master Fisher.
And I would advise You to not party too hard. I still remember Master Bruce's 17th birthday *shudders*
Will you shut up already?
Seriously, have a good one! Unless you believe in reincarnation, you'll only turn 17 once.
Posted: 2003-10-10 04:26pm
I'd been buying porn since i was old enough to reach that shelf.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Good then. Now go try and pass yourself off as 18 and get a few porno mags.
At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.
Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy.
Posted: 2003-10-10 04:36pm
Happy fucking birthday to you.
Porno mags are outdated. They are the past, the internet is the... present.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Good then. Now go try and pass yourself off as 18 and get a few porno mags.
At least, that's what I'd be doing if I were 17.
Happy B-Day, Gnome buddy.
Posted: 2003-10-10 04:44pm
Porno mags give you something to aim at. 
Posted: 2003-10-10 05:42pm
Congratulations...youngin.
Ok so he's only a little younger then me...but I just felt like saying it. Don't worry. Someone will come along and start spouting about how old they are. Maybe it'll be Tevar...
Just kidding, just kidding. Please don't remove my liver through my pores...
Ok so he's only a little younger then me...but I just felt like saying it. Don't worry. Someone will come along and start spouting about how old they are.
Maybe it'll be Tevar...Just kidding, just kidding. Please don't remove my liver through my pores...
Posted: 2003-10-10 09:37pm
Happy Birthday! *brings out cake with kittens drawn on it**thinks of saying: "every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"*(i think thats how it goes)
Now go get some porno mags and kill the kittens!
Posted: 2003-10-10 09:46pm
Happy birthday. Now, lie about your age and go join the military!
Posted: 2003-10-10 10:09pm
Why lie? I'm pretty sure you could join with parent permission.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Happy birthday. Now, lie about your age and go join the military!