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Let me down...now I have a hellacious combination cold/sore throat,
and it fucking SUCKS.
'
*sneezes*
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Time to down some chicken soup and OJ.

And the saying "starve a fever, feed a cold" comes to mind... :wink:
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Just go mod some stuff on CMBB, you'll forget all about it. ;)
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Ah, I do love my perfect immune system.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Ah, I do love my perfect immune system.
*releases vial of Anthrax inside Valdy's flat*
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MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Ah, I do love my perfect immune system.
*releases vial of Anthrax inside Valdy's flat*
Being that I work with dangerous microbes, I have trained the bacteria to be loyal to me. So I expect them to clear themselves up and not make a white dusty pile on the carpet as well as avoid making me... dead. :P
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MKSheppard wrote:Let me down...now I have a hellacious combination cold/sore throat,
and it fucking SUCKS.
'
*sneezes*
Huh, I've got exactly the same thing right now.
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*presses Button O' Decon shower washing valdy's flat with a powerful anti-biotic, killing his microbal minions*
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Gil Hamilton wrote: Huh, I've got exactly the same thing right now.
Check A&P, I found your cuckoo's dirty secret :twisted:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote: Being that I work with dangerous microbes, I have trained the bacteria to be loyal to me. So I expect them to clear themselves up and not make a white dusty pile on the carpet as well as avoid making me... dead. :P
Bah, another plan foiled! I might as well just call a hit in on you using
my connections with the secret UK Gnomish underground :P
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Here this'll clear your sinuses:
*stuffs plasma grenade up sheps nostril*
*runs away with pin*
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The subject line made me think "use lye." And now I see you're just sick. My sister had a similar problem recently. If you're taking any medication, check to make sure it hasn't expired.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Ah, I do love my perfect immune system.
*releases vial of Anthrax inside Valdy's flat*
Being that I work with dangerous microbes, I have trained the bacteria to be loyal to me. So I expect them to clear themselves up and not make a white dusty pile on the carpet as well as avoid making me... dead. :P
You see, us that don't have an understanding with the bacteria just have to trick them into warring amongst themselves.

Oh, or do what my ex-flatmates did, and just wait for them to develop sufficient sentience to be reasoned with/
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i feel sorry for all these guys who get sick all the time, im never ill... well sometmes im envious, i could get off school more... but thats not the point :P
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Zac Naloen wrote:i feel sorry for all these guys who get sick all the time, im never ill... well sometmes im envious, i could get off school more... but thats not the point :P
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to some extent... my weakness is my emotions, but im starting to get over those problems now... back to my usual self soon :D
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MKSheppard wrote:Let me down...now I have a hellacious combination cold/sore throat,
and it fucking SUCKS.
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*sneezes*
That's what I had a couple days ago. For the last month, I have been sick, had a few days of break time, and been sick again. Ugh. Now I am down to a runny nose, plugged ears, and being tired.
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My stuffy nose and sore throat are clearing up. :)
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Despite all my research and understanding of immunology, the best cure for a cold or sore throat is to pass it on to someone else.
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Or, you can use the South Park cure.Campbell's chicken noodle soup and mountain dew :lol:

well, actually that was the sure for sars, but hey, it could work.
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Fighter of Foo wrote:Or, you can use the South Park cure.Campbell's chicken noodle soup and mountain dew :lol:

well, actually that was the sure for sars, but hey, it could work.
If only Campbell's did do that, it'd be a great bioweapon.
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I only get taken down once a year, luckly that one time a year is over for this year.

Ahh, the wonders of a very strong immune system... *goes back to grumbling about the sore joints*
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Yo Shepp you just might have the same shit I have best to do is munch down a butt load of real raw garlic and some OJ it'll help trust me on that.
I hope you get over it some oh and BTW if you start horking up blood don't worry about it that be cause you have been chouching alot
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LT.Hit-Man wrote:chouching
What is that?~Jason
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