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Movie quotes
Posted: 2003-10-11 02:09pm
by BoredShirtless
What's some of your favorite quotes? Here's a good one. From Kung Fu:
Master Po: [after easily defeating the boy in combat] Ha ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Young Caine: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Master Po: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
Young Caine: No.
Master Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Young Caine: [looking down and seeing the insect] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?
Posted: 2003-10-11 02:29pm
by SyntaxVorlon
The Big Lebowski:
"This is what happens when you FUCK as stranger in the ass!!!!"
"Don't fuck with the JESUS!"
Star Pants:(Star Wars quotes with pants interjected)
Obiwan:There is a great disturbance in the pants.
Luke: I feel it too.
Lando: We ought to get a reading on those pants, up or down!
Posted: 2003-10-11 07:07pm
by LadyTevar
From Mummy Returns:
Young O'Connell to the Mummy: "My dad is gonna kick your arse."
Posted: 2003-10-11 07:30pm
by YT300000
Indiana Jones and (I think, haven't seen them in forever) the Temple of Doom.
Indy: *Laughs along with bad guy for a couple seconds* Son of a bitch.
Posted: 2003-10-11 07:43pm
by Ghost Rider
Goldfinger:
With a laser inching towards little jimmy
Bond: So do expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, mister Bond. I expect you to die!
Posted: 2003-10-11 07:58pm
by BoredShirtless
Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?" Robert De Niro is a legand.
Posted: 2003-10-11 07:58pm
by Lord Pounder
The Asshole Sketch from Space Balls.
Posted: 2003-10-11 08:28pm
by HemlockGrey
"If God did not want them fleeced, he would not have made them sheep!"
Say what you want about how the Magnificent Seven compares to the Seven Samurai, but you can't deny it had a much, much cooler villian.
Posted: 2003-10-11 09:00pm
by El Moose Monstero
I'm sure I give the same response to these when they pop up...
"Ni, Ping, and Niii-whomm."
(Niwhom)
(Shhh...)
"This man commands the cwack legions, he wanks as high as any in Wome..."
"Last night, governor, my toilet was broken into..."
"Broken into?"
"Hold on a minute lads, I got a great idea, erm, er..."
"I feel... cold."
"Tonight, you shall taste manflesh..."
Ah, that'll do for now, if anyone is very desperate for wholesome internet based cookies, then they can name all the films, but really, they're all very obvious.
Posted: 2003-10-11 09:15pm
by Demiurge
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!
Posted: 2003-10-11 09:27pm
by Laird
"End of Line"-Master Control Program-Tron
Posted: 2003-10-12 03:22pm
by InnerBrat
"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache."
Posted: 2003-10-12 04:08pm
by IndustrialNoise
Jack Black in "the school of rock", to his students' parents, talking about how they've affected him
"Your Kids have repeatedly touched me, and im pretty sure i've touched them"
Posted: 2003-10-12 04:12pm
by Kuja
"This planet should comb its hair over its bald spot" - Tom Servo.
"Doesn't the fact that its Universal make it International?" - Crow.
"MIKE BROKE THE HUBBLE! MIKE BROKE THE HUBBLE!" - Tom and Crow.
"Uh uh! This is your dishwashing liquid, you soak in it!" - Gypsey
"Wait a minute, Servo, you DO have an Interociter!" - Mike
- all from MST3K: The Movie
Posted: 2003-10-12 04:47pm
by Mutant Headcrab
"ThE mAsTeR WoUlD nOt ApPrOvE oF tHiS." -Torgo, Manos: The Hands of Fate
Posted: 2003-10-12 04:52pm
by zombie84
I dont think theres any way i could narrow my favourite movie quotes down to just a handful.
Posted: 2003-10-12 05:03pm
by Crazedwraith
Apology accepted, Captain Needa- If you dont know who said that u deseved to be sodomozed by a wookie.
Posted: 2003-10-12 05:12pm
by InnerBrat
"But who don't understand, Osgood! I'm.. ah, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."
Posted: 2003-10-12 05:14pm
by YT300000
InnerBrat wrote:"But who don't understand, Osgood! I'm.. ah, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."
I remember that. The train scene was pretty funny.
Posted: 2003-10-12 05:15pm
by InnerBrat
YT300000 wrote:InnerBrat wrote:"But who don't understand, Osgood! I'm.. ah, I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."
I remember that. The train scene was pretty funny.
Best. closing. Line. Ever.
Posted: 2003-10-12 11:38pm
by SyntaxVorlon
It really really is.
Oh yeah then there is:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-End of Evangelion
Posted: 2003-10-12 11:48pm
by justifier
Crazedwraith wrote:Apology accepted, Captain Needa- If you dont know who said that u deseved to be sodomozed by a wookie.
Good 'ol Kirk
Posted: 2003-10-13 01:00am
by Dalton
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...or the one." --Spock
Posted: 2003-10-13 01:02am
by jodathalas
"It puts the lotion on its skin! It does what its told!" ~Buffalo Bob~
Morbid freak....
Posted: 2003-10-13 01:02am
by Zaia
jodathalas wrote:"It puts the lotion on its skin! It does what its told!" ~Buffalo Bob~
Morbid freak....
Excellent movie.