Question for the Twinkies....

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Question for the Twinkies....

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Hey, all you gay guys...

You're still GUYS, right? What I mean is, even though you'd prefer "The Pole", do you still scratch your nutsack when the mood hits you?

Blast an atomic fart whenever and wherever you please, and don't apologize for it? Let out window rattling burps in public? Toss your clothes into a festering heap in the corner until you get around to doing laundry? Let your dishes "soak" for a week before doing them?

The popular stereotype is that gays sit at home combing the hair of their Barbie dolls (See Smithers). But come on...a guy is a GUY, right?
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I like my cock, damnit. Bodilly sounds I'm not fond of, but the piles of clothes and dishes, gods yes. i have three glasses on my desk right now, one is a tea glass. Theres also a paper plate and McDonalds cup. My room is a fucking mess (my mom asks why she got the gay son that ISN'T stereotypically festidious :)) and half the shit in my room is electronics gagdets (lots of high voltage stuff). And while I do have long hair, and do comb it, thats only when its all frazzeled.

But do the silk panties and the prancing like a faerie negate all of that? :?






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Lord Poe wrote:Hey, all you gay guys...

You're still GUYS, right? What I mean is, even though you'd prefer "The Pole", do you still scratch your nutsack when the mood hits you?
Why yes, yes I do
Blast an atomic fart whenever and wherever you please, and don't apologize for it? Let out window rattling burps in public? Toss your clothes into a festering heap in the corner until you get around to doing laundry? Let your dishes "soak" for a week before doing them?
Atomic farts... no... THose dont really exist.. same with burps, I seem incapable of those...

Yes, I have had life growing on m clothes... I do do the dishes though...
The popular stereotype is that gays sit at home combing the hair of their Barbie dolls (See Smithers). But come on...a guy is a GUY, right?
LOL The stereotype doesnt fit me at all actually. I do talk with my hands, and just kind of come off as queer.. and do get a bit... gayer... when in a suit or when I get high strung... But most of the time, If I didnt tell you, you wouldnt know.
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Why yes, yes I do.

Oh hang on, was this directed at me?
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