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MKSheppard: 8.2 Blue Orders: You are the commander of a small force of submarines whose mission is to destroy several key Soviet airfields. You will attack these airfields with four Improved Los Angeles class submarines, each armed with 12 Tomahawk cruise missiles, some with conventional anti-runway warheads and some with nuclear warheads. You are not to use the nuclear warheads unless you receive prior authorization.

Gwnhyvaer (= Zaia): ?

MKSheppard: damn wrong window

MKSheppard: sorry

Gwnhyvaer: i was going to tell you that i don't normally use nuclear warheads without prior authorization...

MKSheppard: lol fuqable



Doncha just hate it when you send stuff to the wrong person? Except in this case when it's fairly amusing... Nathan F, that was actually supposed to be for you, by the way.

Yes...most of the times it makes less sense then that(though it depends on what time of the night...because usually I can keep three convos and a chat room along as long as I'm persay awake enough)

But...but....I'm a pacifist! To me, such instructions are blasphemous!



Anyway, as I just told ver, I'm not sure it warranted a thread, but I felt like contributing something non-depressing, and this made me chuckle, so there it is.

Well, that was bizarre.

Mis-sent IM messages make the world go around...everyone's heads I mean.



Funny anyway.

Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

Zaia wrote:But...but....I'm a pacifist! To me, such instructions are blasphemous!



Anyway, as I just told ver, I'm not sure it warranted a thread, but I felt like contributing something non-depressing, and this made me chuckle, so there it is.

It's all good

...the best part though of these sorts of convos is the times when someone asks you something and your brains reinterprets the words incorrectly(ie...asking me how a comic is going usually will have me ranting about something most people will never get...but makes for the funniest five minutes)

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

....Good call.

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

*glances to list of banned threads in HOS* That would have been accidental?

..And Zaia, it's moments like that which remind us of....

...Well, something anyway. I'm not sure what. That life runs on Incongruity?

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

*glances to list of banned threads in HOS* That would have been accidental?

LOL--Ahhh, DoZ, you break my heart!! I thought I was the only cutie in Shep's life! ....Oh, no, wait. I forgot about Einy.

The Duchess wrote:..And Zaia, it's moments like that which remind us of....

...Well, something anyway. I'm not sure what. That life runs on Incongruity?

Hey, sounds as good as anything else I can come up with.

That happens to me sometimes. I'll be quoting peoples posts on a message board, and try to copy a link to send someone in an IM, but end up pasting the quote from the message board instead.

I've never fucked up on my PMs. Except maybe for the Doggy Bag one I sent to Kelly the day I went berserk, and even that was on purpose.

Meh, don't send enough of them to fuck them up.

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

Ok, that does it, I'm going to have to head to the bathroom...

U gave ti stio kayghing so loud my next door neighbor hates it.

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

Ohhh my. That is fucking beautiful.

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

Damn, I can't tell if that cough was due to that mental image or my still
persistent sickness which is finally burning out.

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

I would have had to have shot him, then.

EDIT:
It's ok just to refer to me as 'Nathan', too, lol.

Nathan F wrote:

Shep wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Could have been worse. Shep could have accidentally IMed Nathan F and said "You sound really cute; I'd love to meet you someday".

Damn, I can't tell if that cough was due to that mental image or my still
persistent sickness which is finally burning out.

I would have had to have shot him, then.

EDIT:
It's ok just to refer to me as 'Nathan', too, lol.

Awwww. You boys are just too cute. You're so coy with each other--dat's so schweeeet!

Zaia wrote:

The Duchess of Zeon wrote: *glances to list of banned threads in HOS* That would have been accidental?

LOL--Ahhh, DoZ, you break my heart!! I thought I was the only cutie in Shep's life!

You mock me by reminding us all that he has met you yet you reveal yourself not to us other Marylanders.

You mock me by reminding us all that he has met you yet you reveal yourself not to us other Marylanders.

Marylanders? Is that a new term for gay?

Knife wrote:

You mock me by reminding us all that he has met you yet you reveal yourself not to us other Marylanders.

Marylanders? Is that a new term for gay?

Hey Gay means Happy and Happy means Gay. Didn't you watch South Park?

CmdrWilkens wrote: Hey Gay means Happy and Happy means Gay. Didn't you watch South Park?

So you're saying that you live in 'happyland'. Doesn't that mean you're insane

Knife wrote:

CmdrWilkens wrote: Hey Gay means Happy and Happy means Gay. Didn't you watch South Park?

So you're saying that you live in 'happyland'. Doesn't that mean you're insane

No you're insane if you are "more than happy" to quote George Carlin.

Ok, this thread took a turn for the weird..er.....